# Instant Jerk + Instant Shine Results! **URL:** \ **Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [June 5, 2009, 2:25am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-instant-shine-results/29590 "2009-06-05T02:25:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ninjarider45](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/fbc32d/32.png) [@ninjarider45](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/ninjarider45)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 2:25am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-instant-shine-results/29590/1 "2009-06-05T02:25:00Z")
Hey guys just got my very first order of [pheromones](https://pheromonelabs.com/) today. Knew my day was going to be good once I saw the chocolate (i friggin love chocolate) slide out of the package and nice note from Jacob haha. Anyways was still skeptical at this point so decided to start with the bad boy instant jerk hehe. 2 sprays of instant jerk (one to neck, one to wrists) and 2 sprays of instant shine (same) figured it’d be a good starting point to judge reactions by. So had to go run some errands for my boss. Started off the day by going to our real estate office first where the beautiful receptionist Melissa is. Always make small talk with her but nothing more (I’m to shy). Today on the other hand we were talking and i noticed after a minute or two she started acting giddy and fumbling around with the phone and getting all red and embarrassed. I figured this was my chance, don’t know what came over me but I just flat out asked her if she wanted to go to the wineries with me this weekend. She smiled and said “I’d love to!” Got her number and now have a date with her. I told her to wear high heels and a short dress and she seemed like she loved that. This was bizarre to me I’ve never been that forward. Man i love this stuff already. Ok, now being as excited as i am i think to myself, i have GOT to run by my old job at bestbuy and test it out some more. (Lots of girls i had crushes on there but were never remotely interested in me) So I arrive at bestbuy and walk in with quite a bit of swagger hehe. I’m cocky by this point so I say hi to my good friend that works loss prevention. He’s usually intimidating as hell but today I definitely noticed something wierd. He seemed afraid to make eye contact with me and kept lookin away and seemed nervous. I’m thinking it was the pheromones but maybe something else? Anywhoser, started doing my route around the store greeting everyone as i came by. There was only one test I really wanted to do. A girl that nothing short of hated me due to past…“problems” still worked there so I knew this would be a great way to prove to myself if it for sure worked. First said hi to one girl there that I was sort of friends with. She acted bizarre and kinda seemed pissy at me. I’m now thinking its a good chance she had a negative reaction to the IJ. I stopped by one girl who I was on friendly terms with. She was bestbuy’s apple rep. She gave me the usual hug and almost instantly said “you smell really good” i was thinking “Yes!!!” hahaha. However, nothing really special yet with her just friendly chit chat and how i should visit her more often blah blah. So onwards to my goal! I made my way to the girl that hates me hahaha. Here goes nothing. We made eye contact about 15 feet away and I walked straight up to her. She looked really annoyed at this but had to greet me (gotta love having the customer advantage hehe) I told her i wanted to see if i could upgrade my phone so she without a word took me to the computer. This is where it got FUNNNNN. Once we sat down I immediately noticed something different. She flashed this wierd look at me dont know what it was but then she looked down and away and then back at me. I was holding a slight smile at her the whole time. All the sudden it was like some wierd boundary was lifted and she started askign all sorts of questions. “How have you been?, what’ve you been doing, why have you never talked to me!? have you been working out?” I was just flabbergasted for the most part haha but answered away. **(my favorite part)** I almost forgot to talk about this… The girl from before, the apple rep. Halfway through my conversation with the hate girl (thats what im callin her 😛) she suddenly ran up from the computer department and gave me a huge long hug. She held me close and said that she really missed me and said that she wants to hang out. I asked her if she’d like to get drinks sometime and she seemed really excited, said yes, and bounced away. That girl is ridiculously hot so I never thought I’d have a chance with her. The best part of this little interruption is that the hate girl looks PISSSSSEEEEDDDD 😠. She had one of those “Excuse me, I was talking to him” looks on her face. I don’t think this could have played out any better. SO, after about 30 minutes of talking I told her I had to go and she got up came around the desk and gave me roughly a 5 second hug and asked me if we could hang out and get some sushi sometime. i laughed and said “I made it a point for us not to hang out 6 months ago, but sure why not” thought this was pretty funny 😃 anyway she gave me her new number and I told her I’d call her sometime. All in all, HOLY SHIT! That’s all i can say haha. I’m a firm believer of pheromones now. I am just in a state of shock right now (just got home from all of this). I am going to the wineries this weekend and I hope I can wreak some havoc. I’ll be sure to let you know what happens with the receptionist from my real estate office. ---
**Author:** ![tfer15](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tfer15/32/711_2.png) [@tfer15](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/tfer15)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 2:40am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-instant-shine-results/29590/2 "2009-06-05T02:40:21Z")
dont be too much of a beast! ---
**Author:** ![evolver](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/evolver/32/1896_2.png) [@evolver](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/evolver)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 2:41am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-instant-shine-results/29590/3 "2009-06-05T02:41:29Z")
Wow NinjaBruno!!! Big success. Way to go and welcome to the world of pheromones. ---
**Author:** ![Disconnected](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Disconnected](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Disconnected)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 2:51am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-instant-shine-results/29590/4 "2009-06-05T02:51:15Z")
WOW! AMAZING HIT! Especially for a first time 😮 Maybe the fact that your subjects weren’t used to such a a [pheromone](https://pheromonelabs.com/) level from you may have had some effect? The only bad thing about having such a great start is that if your next adventures aren’t as good it is discouraging 😛 keep up the good work.And update us on the hot date 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dapg01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b3f665/32.png) [@dapg01](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/dapg01)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 6:56am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-instant-shine-results/29590/5 "2009-06-05T06:56:17Z")
RIight now I needed to read a topic like this! That’s awesome you got such great results from the beginning and that you decided to go strong without overdoing it! 2 sprays of jerk is serious stuff (watch for the build up), but it was definitely smart to put some shine on. Try to add more shine and see if it gives you better results. I would think it would, but you already got such good results I’m interested to see if it works even better, or if you hit your sweet spot on your first day lol! You seem to have a good approach and hope to read more of your posts. ---
**Author:** ![mikotorocks714](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mikotorocks714/32/1509_2.png) [@mikotorocks714](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mikotorocks714)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 7:12am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-instant-shine-results/29590/6 "2009-06-05T07:12:15Z")
My friend, you have just been IJerked! And will never go back, unless you forget to use it wisely! Don’t let it tame you, you tame it. 😉 IJ in the hands of a very cautious user, with a good sense of self awareness can be magic! And yes, IJ does give you that confidence, swagger, and makes you say things you wouldn’t usually say. You have to be really paying attention though, so pay attention to everything and you’ll start noticing things aren’t fitting like “this isn’t me.” However, it’s all good. 😉 > [@ninjarider45](#): > > Hey guys just got my very first order of pheromones today. Knew my day was going to be good once I saw the chocolate (i friggin love chocolate) slide out of the package and nice note from Jacob haha. Anyways was still skeptical at this point so decided to start with the bad boy instant jerk hehe. 2 sprays of instant jerk (one to neck, one to wrists) and 2 sprays of instant shine (same) figured it’d be a good starting point to judge reactions by. > > So had to go run some errands for my boss. Started off the day by going to our real estate office first where the beautiful receptionist Melissa is. Always make small talk with her but nothing more (I’m to shy). Today on the other hand we were talking and i noticed after a minute or two she started acting giddy and fumbling around with the phone and getting all red and embarrassed. I figured this was my chance, don’t know what came over me but I just flat out asked her if she wanted to go to the wineries with me this weekend. She smiled and said “I’d love to!” Got her number and now have a date with her. I told her to wear high heels and a short dress and she seemed like she loved that. This was bizarre to me I’ve never been that forward. Man i love this stuff already. > > Ok, now being as excited as i am i think to myself, i have GOT to run by my old job at bestbuy and test it out some more. (Lots of girls i had crushes on there but were never remotely interested in me) So I arrive at bestbuy and walk in with quite a bit of swagger hehe. I’m cocky by this point so I say hi to my good friend that works loss prevention. He’s usually intimidating as hell but today I definitely noticed something wierd. He seemed afraid to make eye contact with me and kept lookin away and seemed nervous. I’m thinking it was the pheromones but maybe something else? > > Anywhoser, started doing my route around the store greeting everyone as i came by. There was only one test I really wanted to do. A girl that nothing short of hated me due to past…“problems” still worked there so I knew this would be a great way to prove to myself if it for sure worked. First said hi to one girl there that I was sort of friends with. She acted bizarre and kinda seemed pissy at me. I’m now thinking its a good chance she had a negative reaction to the IJ. I stopped by one girl who I was on friendly terms with. She was bestbuy’s apple rep. She gave me the usual hug and almost instantly said “you smell really good” i was thinking “Yes!!!” hahaha. However, nothing really special yet with her just friendly chit chat and how i should visit her more often blah blah. So onwards to my goal! > > I made my way to the girl that hates me hahaha. Here goes nothing. We made eye contact about 15 feet away and I walked straight up to her. She looked really annoyed at this but had to greet me (gotta love having the customer advantage hehe) I told her i wanted to see if i could upgrade my phone so she without a word took me to the computer. This is where it got FUNNNNN. Once we sat down I immediately noticed something different. She flashed this wierd look at me dont know what it was but then she looked down and away and then back at me. I was holding a slight smile at her the whole time. All the sudden it was like some wierd boundary was lifted and she started askign all sorts of questions. “How have you been?, what’ve you been doing, why have you never talked to me!? have you been working out?” I was just flabbergasted for the most part haha but answered away. > > **(my favorite part)** I almost forgot to talk about this… The girl from before, the apple rep. Halfway through my conversation with the hate girl (thats what im callin her 😛) she suddenly ran up from the computer department and gave me a huge long hug. She held me close and said that she really missed me and said that she wants to hang out. I asked her if she’d like to get drinks sometime and she seemed really excited, said yes, and bounced away. That girl is ridiculously hot so I never thought I’d have a chance with her. The best part of this little interruption is that the hate girl looks PISSSSSEEEEDDDD 😠. She had one of those “Excuse me, I was talking to him” looks on her face. I don’t think this could have played out any better. > > SO, after about 30 minutes of talking I told her I had to go and she got up came around the desk and gave me roughly a 5 second hug and asked me if we could hang out and get some sushi sometime. i laughed and said “I made it a point for us not to hang out 6 months ago, but sure why not” thought this was pretty funny 😃 anyway she gave me her new number and I told her I’d call her sometime. > > All in all, HOLY SHIT! That’s all i can say haha. I’m a firm believer of pheromones now. I am just in a state of shock right now (just got home from all of this). I am going to the wineries this weekend and I hope I can wreak some havoc. I’ll be sure to let you know what happens with the receptionist from my real estate office. ---
**Author:** ![M\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@M\_M](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/M_M)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-instant-shine-results/29590/7 "2009-06-05T13:59:43Z")
Nice report and hits! Reps-abootay! I’ve become a Jerky fan! 😃 And I’m thinking that _**[Mystery Boy](https://a314.com/product/mystery-boy/)**_ is it’s next of kin … hope I’m not getting suckered in on that one. Still … it’s the second and third report on this mix, I’m awaiting, so, keep testing it … at least for a solid week. I’ll be watching! 😉 To be continued … ---
**Author:** ![chads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@chads](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/chads)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-instant-shine-results/29590/8 "2009-06-05T15:44:00Z")
That’s awesome. I always like to hear success stories. ---
**Author:** ![philledl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4491bb/32.png) [@philledl](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/philledl)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-instant-shine-results/29590/9 "2009-06-05T19:14:32Z")
This post made me buy the togo bottle lol, im def more the quiet cautious type so i cant wait to see what it does for me. Congrats on the hits! ---
**Author:** ![ninjarider45](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/fbc32d/32.png) [@ninjarider45](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/ninjarider45)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2009, 6:08am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-instant-shine-results/29590/10 "2009-06-07T06:08:49Z")
haha yay!!! i’m really glad i could be of help to you guys believe me i’ve been in a great mood since that day. no new reports to post about as i’ve had an exhausting last 2 days sorry bout that ☹ had grandmas funeral yesterday and today stayed in house all day. I’m not gonna lie right now im drunk off my ass and ive been depressed the last 2 months so im not exactly in the dating mood. joined these forums and got into pheromones for that reason. i figure a big confidence boost in one area is sure to impact my life in other areas. alchohol probably aint helping seein as how im tellin you all about this xD anyhow…onto more important shit… Tomorrow is the wineries and date day with receptionist. If things dont go to great with her im gonna call up the apple rep afterwards during the night. however, once im with the receptionist i got a pretty good feeling that things are gonna go well i think im gonna try the same dosage since it worked so well my very first day. the cool thing is that its the wine festival this weekend…so many people this weekend and im gonna be cocky as hell…couldnt hope for much more 🙂 my boss is trying to talk me into going 2 hours before my date with our receptionist and seeing if i can get any numbers before her…i just dont know if im that much of a player…(im a flippin nice guy what you gonna do?) really though i CANNOT WAIT to update this post with what happens tomorrow I really hope this post lets you guys know of the true capabilities of pheromones much like my first day did to me. I’ll be sure to note all negative reactions as well as much as i can but i might be to excited at positive reactions muahahah! lol jk i wont get my hopes up but i am gonna be a busy bee tomorrow 😃 Talk to you all soon!!! ---
**Author:** ![Drag0nsknight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de053/32.png) [@Drag0nsknight](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Drag0nsknight)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2009, 7:49am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-instant-shine-results/29590/11 "2009-06-07T07:49:22Z")
Ninja, you have inspired me to pop open my to-go bottle of jerk and spray it in the morning for work!!! ---
**Author:** ![ninjarider45](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/fbc32d/32.png) [@ninjarider45](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/ninjarider45)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-instant-shine-results/29590/12 "2009-06-10T00:06:34Z")
Wooo i’m back 😃 Exciting things to talk about! Ok so weekend played out pretty well i’d say minus a few downsides. Only real downside is that I had to blow off my receptionist melissa due to my brother getting in a car accident in san diego. Had to go pick him up but melissa seemed pretty understanding. I think it might have worked out ok because it sounded like she was happy i was helping my brother. So later on sunday night i invited the hate girl to a baseball game that me and 2 of my friends go to every week or so. just a nice laid back place to drink and watch some ball. She was excited to come and we ended up meeting around 730pm. I did 2 sprays of the instant jerk and tried 1 spray of instant shine this time. I figured this girl always knew me as the overly nice guy so it wouldn’t hurt. The night went well we all had a good time hate girl seemed happy most of the night though there was one thing i definitely had to note. She seemed… i dont know what to call it..intimidated maybe? Back when we knew eachother she always used to do dorky little things that i would laugh with her about and play around with. This night though i was just used the o.O “wtf are you doing” face. It seemed to put her down a bit but i think it acomplished the goal i was going for which was to play it off as if those things were childish. haha although i gotta tell you im not above those things i love being obnoxiously stupid in public…😉 So night all went cool and everything although i get the feeling hate girl isn’t sayin somthing important to me. Something in her eyes…or maybe im just goin crazy 😛 Oh the other downside (if i can even call it that) my best friends girlfriend. Seemed realllllyyyyyyy pissy at me. It was the first time i met her though so maybe we just dont click? I’ll have to meet her sometime without pheros to see if theres a obvious difference. Haven’t called the apple girl as of yet but she did text me yesterday to invite me to a local wine bar. I felt kind of shitty yesterday though and told her I’d go some other time. Today nothing just boring stuff had to drive bro back to san diego to pick up his car.