# Instant Jerk: Striked Out **URL:** \ **Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [August 1, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-striked-out/31192 "2009-08-01T18:06:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-striked-out/31192/1 "2009-08-01T18:06:29Z")
Quick report. 3 sprays of IJ 3 Sprays of IFM 3 drops cops At the bar and had great attraction going and just for old times sake tried to get number. No to number, no to facebook, No, No, No = Strike Out! Found out my good buddy JMS, the bartender, told E to stay away from me that I was a bad person and a pedophile 😮. JMS told me after she watched all this with a big smile 😃. She will never go out with you. I told you SteveO she’s no good for you and I have to protect you if you’re not going to protect yourself. Besides what would your GF think? Go to Perkins and a big old Budget Rental Truck smashed my car while I was ordering. Great, just freaking great ☹. Sure I got the info and all, but shiznot! I had three beers last night and today I feel like I’m hung-over 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![mikotorocks714](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mikotorocks714/32/1509_2.png) [@mikotorocks714](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mikotorocks714)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-striked-out/31192/3 "2009-08-01T19:00:11Z")
Ah, my dear Steve! You probably would of benefit from more socials. I’m sorry to hear that, but it happens to the best of us! And _you’re the best_, so there you go. 🙂 > [@Steve](#): > > Quick report. > > 3 sprays of IJ > 3 Sprays of IFM > 3 drops cops > > At the bar and had great attraction going and just for old times sake tried to get number. No to number, no to facebook, No, No, No = Strike Out! > > Found out my good buddy JMS, the bartender, told E to stay away from me that I was a bad person and a pedophile 😮. JMS told me after she watched all this with a big smile 😃. She will never go out with you. I told you SteveO she’s no good for you and I have to protect you if you’re not going to protect yourself. Besides what would your GF think? > > Go to Perkins and a big old Budget Rental Truck smashed my car while I was ordering. Great, just freaking great ☹. Sure I got the info and all, but shiznot! > > I had three beers last night and today I feel like I’m hung-over 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![djandarial](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/djandarial/32/1667_2.png) [@djandarial](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/djandarial)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-striked-out/31192/4 "2009-08-01T19:18:58Z")
…That is a lot of cops… ---
**Author:** ![mikotorocks714](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mikotorocks714/32/1509_2.png) [@mikotorocks714](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mikotorocks714)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-striked-out/31192/5 "2009-08-01T19:25:16Z")
![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/pheromonetalk/original/2X/c/c3165501babc4b0f92476817cacc9e311c038ac4.jpeg) ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/pheromonetalk/original/2X/a/a38e2cced1e52ecf77dd6e83579281edf1294010.gif) > [@djandarial](#): > > …That is a lot of cops… ---
**Author:** ![idle](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/idle/32/344_2.png) [@idle](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/idle)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 7:30pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-striked-out/31192/6 "2009-08-01T19:30:40Z")
ummmm.. thats way to much cops for me.. i can imagine the smell… what cologne do you use for cover? @mikotorocks714 😃 niiiiiiiice one ---
**Author:** ![denec](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/denec/32/1730_2.png) [@denec](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/denec)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-striked-out/31192/7 "2009-08-01T21:13:34Z")
Sounds like a bad night SteveO, I am not one for cops, I do well without it ---
**Author:** ![Vaccine](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/vaccine/32/2381_2.png) [@Vaccine](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Vaccine)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-striked-out/31192/8 "2009-08-01T21:20:07Z")
Steve, sorry about the car, but the strike out was orchestrated. You can’t fault yourself. ---
**Author:** ![pheropro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7feea3/32.png) [@pheropro](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/pheropro)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-striked-out/31192/9 "2009-08-01T21:36:34Z")
That’s messed up Steve. ---
**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-striked-out/31192/10 "2009-08-01T21:57:13Z")
The cops I use do not have a stench ---
**Author:** ![djandarial](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/djandarial/32/1667_2.png) [@djandarial](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/djandarial)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-striked-out/31192/11 "2009-08-01T22:31:33Z")
ahh, must be a secret variety hehe, the ones I got smell quite a bit… ---
**Author:** ![texaspete](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/texaspete/32/1612_2.png) [@texaspete](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/texaspete)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2009, 11:03pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-striked-out/31192/12 "2009-08-02T23:03:13Z")
> [@Steve](#): > > Quick report. > > 3 sprays of IJ > 3 Sprays of IFM > 3 drops cops Is IFM available again? ---
**Author:** ![djandarial](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/djandarial/32/1667_2.png) [@djandarial](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/djandarial)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 2:09am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-striked-out/31192/13 "2009-08-03T02:09:23Z")
nah we have old stock ---
**Author:** ![texaspete](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/texaspete/32/1612_2.png) [@texaspete](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/texaspete)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 2:42am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-striked-out/31192/14 "2009-08-03T02:42:02Z")
> [@djandarial](#): > > nah we have old stock Bastard’s been holding out on us, eh? IFM is the shiznit. I’d sell my left nut for, oh hell no… I’d sell YOUR left nut for a liter of it. ---
**Author:** ![tfer15](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tfer15/32/711_2.png) [@tfer15](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/tfer15)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 3:16am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-striked-out/31192/15 "2009-08-03T03:16:22Z")
hahahahahhah i still have a full bottle from like a year ago. are they still good?? how long are they good for if kept in house, low humidity temp controlled in the dark ---
**Author:** ![pherophreak](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/pherophreak/32/1531_2.png) [@pherophreak](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/pherophreak)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 3:29am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-striked-out/31192/16 "2009-08-03T03:29:30Z")
> [@tfer15](#): > > hahahahahhah i still have a full bottle from like a year ago. are they still good?? how long are they good for if kept in house, low humidity temp controlled in the dark 😠😠 ---
**Author:** ![jessejester](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jessejester/32/1683_2.png) [@jessejester](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/jessejester)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 3:39am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-jerk-striked-out/31192/17 "2009-08-03T03:39:13Z")
> [@tfer15](#): > > hahahahahhah i still have a full bottle from like a year ago. are they still good?? how long are they good for if kept in house, low humidity temp controlled in the dark No, the bottle is definetly bad. You should get rid of it. Since I am a huge recycler, you should send the full bottle to me for proper disposal.😃