# Instant Joke **URL:** \ **Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [August 8, 2009, 9:12pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-joke/31427 "2009-08-08T21:12:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mutley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e79b87/32.png) [@mutley](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mutley)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 9:12pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-joke/31427/1 "2009-08-08T21:12:26Z")
Ok Have been testing phero’s for a good couple of months now, on the large of it some seem to work, some not so - observation only. My recent order i thought I’d throw [Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/) into the shopping cart, from what I read on this forum I was always a bit wary of whether it could be something that would benefit me. So anyway, the order arrives and tonight I had a night out with the guys. Knowing I was likely to be amongst many hot women in the bars we drink in I thought I’d test it out. Initially I was more worried about the self effects, was I gonna turn into an asshole? Must say, Instant Jerk for me is a waste, I applied 1 spray to neck, amongst friends no change in attitude, no guys wanting to beat me up and no obvious effect on women. So the night gets on and I become a little drunk and I think, WTF! I apply a further 2 sprays, so 3 sprays in total…still no effect whatsoever!!! No male effects and no women effects. I dunno, I feel really let down by this…with the other phero’s I had accepted they were pretty much situational but IJ was a banker to do something, whether it be self, friend, stranger or women response. First time testing so I shouldn’t write it off completely, but makes me think I have a dud togo. ---
**Author:** ![Vaccine](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/vaccine/32/2381_2.png) [@Vaccine](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Vaccine)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-joke/31427/2 "2009-08-08T21:20:04Z")
I find that being drunk compromises the ability to observe well. ---
**Author:** ![mutley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e79b87/32.png) [@mutley](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mutley)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-joke/31427/3 "2009-08-08T22:16:53Z")
> [@Vaccine](#): > > I find that being drunk compromises the ability to observe well. I don’t dispute that, but I 3 sprays of IJ should have caused some stir good or bad. ---
**Author:** ![Snoopyace](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/snoopyace/32/1727_2.png) [@Snoopyace](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Snoopyace)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 12:27am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-joke/31427/4 "2009-08-09T00:27:14Z")
> [@mutley](#): > > I don’t dispute that, but I 3 sprays of IJ should have caused some stir good or bad. With that much Androstenone (even with one spray) it is possible you ‘ghosted’. ---
**Author:** ![catlord17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@catlord17](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/catlord17)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 5:03am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-joke/31427/5 "2009-08-09T05:03:19Z")
You can’t write it off with such little testing. You have to spend time… be more patient. Jumping to what was it, four sprays in a single night? That’s pretty darned impatient. The right way to do this is… apply one spray, and observe how it affects people in various situations that day. Do that for about 3-4 days, and then take a couple days off. Then up it to 2 sprays, and repeat… and so forth. Patience is rewarded, I promise you. ---
**Author:** ![Snoopyace](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/snoopyace/32/1727_2.png) [@Snoopyace](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Snoopyace)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-joke/31427/6 "2009-08-09T13:43:23Z")
> [@catlord17](#): > > You can’t write it off with such little testing. You have to spend time… be more patient. Jumping to what was it, four sprays in a single night? That’s pretty darned impatient. The right way to do this is… apply one spray, and observe how it affects people in various situations that day. Do that for about 3-4 days, and then take a couple days off. Then up it to 2 sprays, and repeat… and so forth. > > Patience is rewarded, I promise you. Listen to the man, he knows what he’s talking about. ---
**Author:** ![Snoopyace](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/snoopyace/32/1727_2.png) [@Snoopyace](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Snoopyace)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-joke/31427/8 "2009-08-09T14:40:41Z")
> [@andrew88777](#): > > Good observation! LOL I find that Instant jerk works better in a mix for me. I don’t know about others, but all by itself I get ghost effect with 2 sprays. Mix it with A314 and Instant Openess and I am on a whole other level. I use that mix in work situations though. Never thought about it before, but I wonder if my co workers think I come to work every morning freshly laid? 🙂 I mix it with [Instant Gentleman](https://a314.com/product/gentleman/) and get great results from it that way.