# Instant Steve

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [September 30, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200 "2010-09-30T11:50:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Bolkie](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bolkie/32/1056_2.png) [@Bolkie](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bolkie)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/21 "2010-11-02T13:57:50Z")

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Well, unfortunately we ran into some complications.

Firstly, we had a security breach by a female FSB-agent. Luckily she was quickly unmasked when she went hyper-orgasmic close to Steve’s statue outside of ZULU lab.

Secondly, we are still waiting for approval from the IAEA. But those damned bureaucrats do no seem to be in a hurry. They are having a blast with the test vials we supplied them with. Last time we checked they had impregnated 0,29% of the female population of Helsinki.

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**Author:** ![1Alpha](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/1alpha/32/190_2.png) [@1Alpha](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/1Alpha)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 2:02pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/22 "2010-11-02T14:02:56Z")

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LOL!!! You guy’s are tooo much!!! Stop it!!! Your making my stomach hurt with the laughter!  
impregnated .29% of females…Helsinki… LOL!!!

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**Author:** ![Bolkie](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bolkie/32/1056_2.png) [@Bolkie](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bolkie)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 2:41pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/23 "2010-11-12T14:41:29Z")

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I have heard that when Steve hits 22 in Blackjack, he still wins…

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**Author:** ![1Alpha](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/1alpha/32/190_2.png) [@1Alpha](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/1Alpha)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2010, 2:56am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/24 "2010-11-13T02:56:39Z")

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Bolkie, You make him sound like the Dos XX man!!!

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**Author:** ![Bolkie](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bolkie/32/1056_2.png) [@Bolkie](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bolkie)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2010, 1:07pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/25 "2010-11-13T13:07:01Z")

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> [@1Alpha](#):
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> Bolkie, You make him sound like the Dos XX man!!!

I have no idea what or who that is, but it is more probable that the Dos XX man sounds like Steve ! 😛

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**Author:** ![1Alpha](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/1alpha/32/190_2.png) [@1Alpha](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/1Alpha)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/26 "2010-11-13T16:44:27Z")

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LOL… Here he is…

Maybe, he did learn from Steve O!!! I think Steve O gave this guy his first batch of his ICM 1.9, AKA Essence of Steve, and it was MORE potent than either thought!!! That’s why Steve O has to tone it down…

[![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/pheromonetalk/original/2X/8/8fde80200937cd9bf71d2444ce6c97758c079b19.jpeg "Most Interesting Man In The World") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bc0WjTT0Ps)

OR if you want MORE of him…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/QI58wj4b4g0?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque

OR THIS one!!!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/yYEhzCGHU_U?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque

**BTW, Dos Equis is Spanish for Double X or Two X’s…bit of trivia for ya!**

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**Author:** ![Pagodeiro](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/pagodeiro/32/1226_2.png) [@Pagodeiro](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Pagodeiro)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 5:46am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/27 "2010-11-14T05:46:59Z")

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Another really good one …

notice what´s written at 0,20 min  
and at 1,10  
and at 0,32

https://www.youtube.com/embed/dilVNMJfgWM?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque

Pago

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**Author:** ![Bolkie](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bolkie/32/1056_2.png) [@Bolkie](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bolkie)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 12:30pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/28 "2010-11-14T12:30:34Z")

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Sharks have a week named after him !!

Most hilarious commercial campaign ever.

@1Alpha

XX as in the female chromosome combo?

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**Author:** ![1Alpha](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/1alpha/32/190_2.png) [@1Alpha](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/1Alpha)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2010, 3:23pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/29 "2010-11-14T15:23:48Z")

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> [@Bolkie](#):
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> Sharks have a week named after him !!
> 
> Most hilarious commercial campaign ever.
> 
> @1Alpha
> 
> XX as in the female chromosome combo?

Nah, tho’ that’s a good thought! It basically commemorates the 20th century… several Mexican beers and meaning, including XX… **[here](http://www.whatsupsancarlos.com/say-hola-to-mexican-beer/)**.

**I don’t always watch commercials but when I do, I prefer﻿ Dos Equis.**

“Stay Thirsty, My Friends…”

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**Author:** ![Bolkie](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bolkie/32/1056_2.png) [@Bolkie](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bolkie)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/30 "2010-11-17T23:01:14Z")

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Is it true that on board of the Voyager space probe there is a sample of Steve’s DNA ?

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**Author:** ![1Alpha](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/1alpha/32/190_2.png) [@1Alpha](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/1Alpha)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/31 "2010-11-18T15:48:35Z")

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> [@Bolkie](#):
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> Is it true that on board of the Voyager space probe there is a sample of Steve’s DNA ?

LOL!!! Yup!!! And a sperm sample, in case the DNA was missing and strands!!!

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**Author:** ![Bolkie](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bolkie/32/1056_2.png) [@Bolkie](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bolkie)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 12:08am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/32 "2010-12-23T00:08:51Z")

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I read somewhere that scientists discovered a new [pheromone](https://a314.com/shop/) called _Androsteveone_…

Is this true and will AD use it in their future products?

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**Author:** ![Olfact\_Amorous](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/olfact_amorous/32/434_2.png) [@Olfact\_Amorous](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Olfact_Amorous)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/33 "2010-12-23T00:21:02Z")

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> [@Bolkie](#):
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> I read somewhere that scientists discovered a new pheromone called _Androsteveone_…
> 
> Is this true and will AD use it in their future products?

I think androstevenone will be too powerful. We need to nerf it before pre release comes to the store 😉

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**Author:** ![Pagodeiro](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/pagodeiro/32/1226_2.png) [@Pagodeiro](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Pagodeiro)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 12:27am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/34 "2010-12-23T00:27:37Z")

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> [@Bolkie](#):
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> I read somewhere that scientists discovered a new pheromone called _Androsteveone_…
> 
> Is this true and will AD use it in their future products?

My chemist friend said that this molecule is known as well as

**Alpha** -Androsteveone …

And that there is not the slightest chance that from this molecule ever could exist a beta version because it´s so alpha 😉

Pago

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**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 1:09am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/35 "2010-12-23T01:09:18Z")

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Damn I knew that girl was collecting samples.😮

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**Author:** ![Onedzguy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/onedzguy/32/1382_2.png) [@Onedzguy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Onedzguy)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/36 "2010-12-23T13:49:55Z")

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Beta testing? So where is the waiting list? I want in!!!

ODG

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**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/37 "2010-12-23T20:25:09Z")

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> [@Onedzguy](#):
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> Beta testing? So where is the waiting list? I want in!!!
> 
> ODG

There you went and ruined it. This mix is so ALPHA there cannot be a beta test. Now you’ll need to explain yourself 😕

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**Author:** ![Onedzguy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/onedzguy/32/1382_2.png) [@Onedzguy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Onedzguy)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 12:10pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/38 "2010-12-24T12:10:03Z")

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> [@Steve](#):
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> There you went and ruined it. This mix is so ALPHA there cannot be a beta test. Now you’ll need to explain yourself 😕

Beta testing usually refers to testing software for glitches and crashes before it goes commercial. Unfortunately I can’t speak for the blue screen of death.

ODG

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**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/39 "2010-12-24T17:21:24Z")

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> [@Onedzguy](#):
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> Beta testing usually refers to testing software for glitches and crashes before it goes commercial. Unfortunately I can’t speak for the blue screen of death.
> 
> ODG

I know what it stands for ODG. Think about it though? beta testing Instant Steve is an oxymoron and therefore cannot be done!

I heard Johnnie Depp started using this before he became and actor

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**Author:** ![Pagodeiro](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/pagodeiro/32/1226_2.png) [@Pagodeiro](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Pagodeiro)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/instant-steve/42200/40 "2010-12-24T18:14:36Z")

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I heard rumors that Alpha-Androsteveone was the substance that made

- Alexandre the great
- Karl the great
- King Arthur
- Attila the Hun
- Dschingis Khan

that famous -----and the strongest man following them

Pago

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