Ahhhh…well I am back now. What a night.
Let me continue from the cab ride.
The cab pulled over to one of the hottest wildest bars here . I gave him a good tip and he said he would wait for me if I need a ride back anytime soon.
On approach to the club, the 4 steroid fulled bouncer give me the full “eye over” and then one of them come up to me and says “hey dont cause any trouble please” and they did not even take the cover charge from me-in fact a got a free drink coupon-WOW!!!
I enter the club, the usual lounge lizards, and some real hot chicks dancing away. I sit at the bar and some of the lounge lizards slowly move away. The bar tender comes up, says hello and asks what I want to drink.
Bar Tender: What would you like to have?
Me: I’ll Have a mojito please. Does this place get crowded or anything like that?
Bar Tender: It will in a bit-enjoy your drink BTW, this is on the house ![]()
I left some money at the bar for him as a tip anyway.
Two HB8s walk by me and comment on my t-shirt. I chat with them and tell them I am not really interested in being picked up tonight which makes them even more clingy. So we are chatting away, and I notice this real hot MILF HB 10 staring at me-think of an older version of Marissa Miller from Victoria’s Secret. She had great curves a waist you could get your hands around very easily and breasts and cleavage you could die for!!!
I continue talking to these two chicks and I can see one getting pretty antsy and then she started fidgeting with her hair and bra straps. Man I was in heaven from watching them, but for some weird reason, the MILF kept giving me DIHL looks and I was more allured to her as she gave of the vibe of a woman-not some spoiled 20 something chick.
The girls notice I am not really paying much attention to them but leave me their business cards and a note to say call them or join them later! This has never happened to me ever.
So I am still at the bar, enjoying my mojito and the bar tender comes back to me and give me another one.
Bar Tender: Here , another mojito from that lady over there ( pointing at milf). She obviously wants you to go and talk to her.
Me: Nah, she can come here and talk to me if she wants. I like my seat. Tell her..
So the bar tender walks over to her, whispers to her and she picks herself up and walks over to me. Man, she is gorgeous and stunning despite her age. This is a real woman.I could not believe this is happening to me of all people.
Milf: Hi, I am xxxx
Me: Hey, thanks for the drink!
Milf: Did you not notice me staring at you?
Me: Well I did but thought you were looking a bit psycho-ish.
Milf: Hahahahahaha-gosh you sound cute as well.
Me: ( blushing ) yeah right. At times I sound like I gargled with razor blades.
Anyway, we make some small talk, I cant really take my eyes of her tanned cleavage and tan-lines. She was wearing one of these backless halter tops so if she move at the right angle, you have a pleasant surprise. ![]()
The top sort of ended just above her gorgeous ass so the whole back was exposed too.
I tease her, and build some rapport with her. Turns out she is a fashion designer here on holiday. I ask her to hold on a second while I visit the mens. I quickly go and spray on 2 shots of IO and get back to her. She says she was worried that I ditched her. I told her the though did cross my mind as I wanted to be left alone today but as she had such great curves I thought she would look good by my side: She laughs and giggles.
Anyway we talk a bit , she tells me about herself and how she got into what she does balh blah blah boring stuff but I can see her constantly wetting her lips and playing with her hair.
Milf: Hey lets do shots!!!
Me: Sorry cant. I have a 4 mile run tomorrow .
Milf: Oh please I am dying to have shots with someone and really like talking to you.
Me: Lady, I dont do the “friend” thing sorry. I can leave you to it though.
Milf: Oh please !!! I am really in the mood.
Me: Errr Ok fine but you pay for them- bartender -two tequilas please:
Bartender: ( who was listening) Sure coming right up.
The shots were being poured and we were just staring at each other. Out comes the lime and salt.
Milf: Gosh I love your hazel brown eyes.
Me: wow-thats pretty descriptive ( my heart is pounding). Most people say I look like a serial killer.
Milf: No you dont-just sexy!!
Me: whatever…
so we start with the shots and she downs hers, salt lime etc. Now I decided to copy a scene from a movie that had Woody Harellson and Kiefer Sutherland in it. They played cowboys but anyway.
Me: Thats not how I do shots sorry!!
Milf: What? How else do you do them?
Me: Let me show you…
I put the tequila right in between her cleavage ( now I was getting hard) and put some salt on her neck. She was laughing and saying I was making a mess but I got her to still. I then got her to hold the lime in her mouth ( ugh)
I grabbed her waist, pulled her close and licked her neck upto her ear to get the salt and then put my mouth into her cleavage and got the tequila out , downed it and then gently took the lime out of her mouth
with my mouth.
Now she was breathing real hard and kept staring at me.
Me: You Ok?
Milf: I dont know? I am just shocked ( or something like that cant remember)
Me: Ok I think I have offended you. You want me to leave?
Milf : Yes, but not without me…
To be continued..