# It's Friday... **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [April 6, 2007, 4:44pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/its-friday/2953 "2007-04-06T16:44:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mtnjim](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mtnjim/32/2010_2.png) [@Mtnjim](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mtnjim)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 4:44pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/its-friday/2953/1 "2007-04-06T16:44:29Z")
so here are 3 versions of: Who Reads What In This Country (US version)? 1. The _Wall Street Journal_ is read by the people who run the country. 2. The _Washington Post_ is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The _New York Times_ is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles. 4. _USA Today_ is read by people who think they maybe ought to run the country but don’t really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts. 5. _The Los Angeles Times_ is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country–if they could find the time–and if they didn’t have to leave Southern California to do it. 6. The _Boston Globe_ is read by people whose ancestors used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much. 7. The _New York Daily News_ is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country and don’t really care as long as they can get a seat on the train. 8. The _New York Post_ is read by people who don’t care who’s running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated. 9. The _Miami Herald_ is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores. 10. The _San Francisco Chronicle_ is read by people who aren’t sure anyone runs the country, but if they find out who does, they oppose all of them. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist, and also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy provided, of course, that they are not Republicans. 11. The _National Enquirer_ is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store. 12. Nothing is read by the guy who is running this country into the ground. An Australian version: 1. The Melbourne Age is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Canberra Times is read by the people who think they run the country. 3. The Sydney Morning Herald is read by the people who think they ought to run the country. 4. The Melbourne Herald is read by the wives of the people who run the country. 5. The Australian is read by the people who realise that no one’s running the country. 6. The Financial Review is read by the people who own the country. 7. The Western Australian is read by the people who think the eastern states run the country. 8. The Hobart Mercury and the Melbourne Sun are read by the people who think the country ought to be run the way it used to be run. 9. The Adelaide Advertiser and the Brisbane Courier-Mail are read by the people who think it still is. 10. The Sydney Daily Mirror is read by people who don’t give a stuff who runs the country as long as she has big tits. IN BRITAIN… 1. The Times is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country. 3. The Financial Times is read by the people who own the country. 4. The Express is read by the people who think this country should be run as it used to be run. 5. The Telegraph is read by the people who think it still is their country. 6. The Guardian is read by the people who think they should be running this country. 7. The Mirror is read by the people who think they are running this country. 8. The Morning Star is read by the people who think the country ought to be run by another country. 9. The Independent is read by the people who don’t know who runs the country but are sure they’re doing it wrong. 10. The Evening Standard is read by people who are less interested in who’s running the country than in getting a seat on the train home. 11. The Star is read by people who don’t care who runs the country as long as they do something scandalous. 12. The Sun is read by the people who don’t care who runs the country as long as the naked girl on page three got big boobs. ---
**Author:** ![Nunya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac8455/32.png) [@Nunya](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Nunya)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 5:48pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/its-friday/2953/2 "2007-04-06T17:48:46Z")
so who’s reading the blogs? ---
**Author:** ![chirimoya](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/chirimoya/32/1538_2.png) [@chirimoya](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/chirimoya)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 6:47pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/its-friday/2953/3 "2007-04-06T18:47:17Z")
hahah good laugh, thanks ---
**Author:** ![Lor](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/lor/32/759_2.png) [@Lor](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Lor)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 11:00pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/its-friday/2953/4 "2007-04-06T23:00:26Z")
right on . ---
**Author:** ![thr3shold](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/thr3shold/32/2316_2.png) [@thr3shold](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/thr3shold)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/its-friday/2953/5 "2007-04-07T00:28:10Z")
Boston Globe! ---
**Author:** ![Mohammad\_Shah](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mohammad_shah/32/873_2.png) [@Mohammad\_Shah](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mohammad_Shah)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 1:16am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/its-friday/2953/6 "2007-04-07T01:16:34Z")
Thanks a lot, Jim! Now I know which one to choose!!😃