# Joke: real absence notes from parents in an Alabama school district **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [March 25, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/joke-real-absence-notes-from-parents-in-an-alabama-school-district/2730 "2007-03-25T18:52:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lor](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/lor/32/759_2.png) [@Lor](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Lor)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/joke-real-absence-notes-from-parents-in-an-alabama-school-district/2730/1 "2007-03-25T18:52:46Z")
Ah, Alabama. One of the few states Florida can make fun of. NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND… I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have been left intact. 1. My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. 2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. 3. Dear school: please ecsc’s john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33. 4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating. 5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. 9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. 10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels. 11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe the shits. 12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak. 13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. 14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault. 15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don’t know what size she wear. 16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday. 17. Sally won’t be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral. 18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines. 19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. 20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. 21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. 22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor. ---
**Author:** ![Tommy\_Fever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Tommy\_Fever](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tommy_Fever)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2007, 6:56pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/joke-real-absence-notes-from-parents-in-an-alabama-school-district/2730/2 "2007-03-25T18:56:20Z")
hahahaha ---
**Author:** ![lomu11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a183cd/32.png) [@lomu11](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/lomu11)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/joke-real-absence-notes-from-parents-in-an-alabama-school-district/2730/3 "2007-03-25T18:59:18Z")
Got a good laugh out of that! Sadly, some people at my job write letters like that. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Dutchess](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/the_dutchess/32/1279_2.png) [@The\_Dutchess](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/The_Dutchess)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/joke-real-absence-notes-from-parents-in-an-alabama-school-district/2730/4 "2007-03-28T02:59:01Z")
It’s so seldom for me to actually lol while reading something on the internet, but most of these managed to make me do just that. ---
**Author:** ![Lor](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/lor/32/759_2.png) [@Lor](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Lor)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 3:02am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/joke-real-absence-notes-from-parents-in-an-alabama-school-district/2730/5 "2007-03-28T03:02:50Z")
thanks guys. once in a while i get a fistful of good ones and i post them. anything to lighten up once in a while 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mohammad\_Shah](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mohammad_shah/32/873_2.png) [@Mohammad\_Shah](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mohammad_Shah)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 3:58am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/joke-real-absence-notes-from-parents-in-an-alabama-school-district/2730/6 "2007-03-28T03:58:24Z")
I was smiling when I read those, and my office colleagues might be thinking I’m mad!!😃 Really have to salute to those funny people!!😃 and you too, Lor!