# Laws of Nature

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**Created:** [August 10, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/laws-of-nature/31460 "2009-08-10T15:37:06Z")\
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_ **Laws of Nature** _

- **Law of Mechanical Repair**

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

**Law of Gravity**

Any object, when dropped, will roll, slide or bounce to the least accessible corner..

**Law of Probability**

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

\*\*\*_Law of Random Numbers  
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If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers._  
\*\*_Law of the Alibi  
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If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire._  
**Variation Law**

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

**Law of the Bath**

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

**Law of Close Encounters**

The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

**Law of the Result**

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

**Law of Biomechanics**

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

\***_Law of the Theater  
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At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last_  
 _The Starbucks Law_**

_As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold._

Murphy’s Law of Lockers  
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If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

**Law of Physical Surfaces**

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

**Law of Logical Argument**

Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

_Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance  
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If the shoe fits, it’s ugly._

_ **Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy** _

_As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it._

Doctors’ Law  
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If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. Don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.\*

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**Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/laws-of-nature/31460/2 "2009-08-10T16:31:11Z")

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AGREE:

\ ***Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy**

As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

**Law of Probability**

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

\*\*\*_Law of Close Encounters  
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The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with._