This weekend I spent time with my distractant and a mutual friend of ours. We were spending time hanging out and having fun - our mutual friend was on vacation to visit us. Anyway, I was wearing 2 sprays SD-12 when she (the friend) arrived. She went full DIHL as soon as she was within 5 feet.
This is interesting, because I rarely see DIHL responses. Don’t know if it’s just MPB or what, but I don’t. So that was interesting.
I went to pick her up by myself, and when I got her, we were driving to the meeting place when she began sniffing the air.
“You smell good,” she said.
“Thank you.”
“No, really… you smell good.” Her eyes were wide and dilated. Almost incredulous.
“I believe you!” I said, and laughed.
A few minutes passed and we chatted as we drove. Then she started again.
“You smell really good.”
“Yes, I like this cologne.”
“Yes, so do I. What’s it called?”
“SD-12.”
“Never heard of it. Is it popular?”
“No, it’s very difficult to get, very exclusive. I think it smells very sexy, and that’s why I wear it.”
“I agree, it smells like sweaty sex.”
“I’ve been told that a few times before.”
“It’s turning me on.”
“Really… interesting. Are you sure it’s the SD-12 and not me being so sexy?”
“Well, I, er, uh…”
“That was a joke. Ha ha.”
“Oh. heh.”
She was silent for a while. She stared out the windshield for a bit. Then she looked at me and said,
“I don’t know.”
“You don’t know what?”
“I don’t know what’s turning me on. I just know that smells incredible and I’m hot and bothered now.”
“Hot and bothered, is it?”
“Yeah… but you’ve had that effect on me before, so it might be just you.”
“It might be.”
“Yeah, but… where did you put the SD-12?”
“On my neck and forearms, why?”
“Yeah, let me smell your forearms.”
I handed her my right arm. She smelled it.
“Mmmmm. Sorry, but it’s definitely the SD-12. How come I haven’t heard of SD-12 before?”
“Because I haven’t really started advertising it. It’s just in testing right now.”
“You sell it?”
“I created it.”
“Really!”
“Yep.”
“Wow… so you’re into aromatherapy then?”
“No, not really per se… SD-12 is a mix of musks that are designed to be sexy.”
“You did a good job. It works.”
“Thank you. Good thing too, or I’d have been offended when you said I wasn’t as sexy as my SD-12.”
She laughed.
“What’s SD-12 stand for?”
“Seduction Mix 12.”
“Ah, I see. So it’s pheromones.”
“Clever girl. It’s pheromones.”
“And you’re wearing them for me.”
“More like I’m wearing them for me, but around you.”
“But what good would pheromones do you if I wasn’t around?”
“I like the way they smell.”
“Yeah, and pigs fly.”
“They do if you load them on a plane.”
“You have a point.”
“I know.”
“So are you trying to seduce me?”
“No.”
“Well why are you wearing seduction pheromones then?”
“Because I don’t try, I just do it. You’re hot and bothered, right? So there’s no trying. I did it.”
“You’re such a cocky bastard!”
“Yeah, but you love me.”
“Well, no, I love your pheromones. Give me some.”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Because SD-12 is for men.”
“But it smells good.”
“But it’s for men.”
“But it smells good.”
“Read my lips. It’s for men.”
She looked at me and licked her lips with passionate hunger in her eyes. I couldn’t believe it. Then she leaned over and rested her chin on my right shoulder. She was trying to seem like she was just being friendly, but she wanted to smell the SD-12 gain, and I could hear her inhaling deeply.
“You apparently like SD-12,” I said.
“Mmmm-hhhmmmmm.”
Then she did something I really wasn’t expecting. She started kissing my neck.
kiss kiss kiss
“What are you doing?”
kiss kiss kiss
“Hey! What’s this?”
“I’m kissing your neck, haven’t you noticed? Stop talking to me. I’m busy.”
By the time we arrived at the meeting place, she was very frustrated. I wouldn’t agree to have sex with her.
Then the distractant arrived. She and my friend were talking animatedly like best friends as we headed to a restaurant. I sat down with the distractant next to me and my friend across from me. Soon the distractant sniffed the air and my friend started laughing.
“What?” I said.
“She smells it too,” said K.
“I don’t know what I smell but it smells damned good.” said B.
“It’s his seduction pheromones,” K said, trying to burst my bubble.
“Oh! Is this SD-12?” B asked.
“You know about it?” K was confused.
“Yes. He does a lot of experiments with pheromones. I used to be his assistant - er, distractant, when I lived down here. We would go out and do experiments with them. I observed from a distance, while he interacted with people. Get a much better overall that way.”
“Wow, you guys really have this down to a science.”
I just smiled. Then B leaned over and sniffed my neck.
“Mmmmm. I like SD-12.”
“I do too,” K said.
B started kissing my neck. K burst out laughing. So did I.
“What?!” said B.
“I was doing the same thing to him on the way up from the airport.”
Yes, it was an interesting weekend to be sure. SD-12, full steam ahead!
