# Little Johnny

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/little-johnny/33175>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [October 10, 2009, 5:40am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/little-johnny/33175 "2009-10-10T05:40:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 5:40am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/little-johnny/33175/1 "2009-10-10T05:40:35Z")

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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny..

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different…again.

Little Johnny said, ‘Because I’m not an Obama fan.’

The teacher asked, ‘Why aren’t you an Obama fan?’

Johnny said, ‘Because I’m a Republican.’

The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.’

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, ‘If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, ‘An Obama fan.’’

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**Author:** ![jankren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jankren](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/jankren)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 6:59am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/little-johnny/33175/2 "2009-10-10T06:59:23Z")

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What a retard of a kid.

No wonder his parents are Republicans …

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**Author:** ![moonwhisper](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/moonwhisper/32/1735_2.png) [@moonwhisper](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/moonwhisper)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/little-johnny/33175/3 "2009-10-10T15:32:36Z")

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Ha ha…very funny.  
I am so glad that I am not a moron and my husband is not an idiot.  
We have five children…

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**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 11:32pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/little-johnny/33175/4 "2009-10-13T23:32:39Z")

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The kid is smart

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**Author:** ![peregrine](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/peregrine/32/499_2.png) [@peregrine](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/peregrine)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 11:55pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/little-johnny/33175/5 "2009-10-13T23:55:44Z")

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[![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/pheromonetalk/original/2X/6/63c1d84e5c27d4596dc1dd7039859b1ee93827a0.jpeg "He's Barack Obama") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVFdAJRVm94)

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**Author:** ![djandarial](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/djandarial/32/1667_2.png) [@djandarial](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/djandarial)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/little-johnny/33175/6 "2009-10-14T00:02:13Z")

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Now that is funny