# \[LR\] Praise to all things pink and squishy!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [May 3, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159 "2011-05-03T15:49:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![evolver](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/evolver/32/1896_2.png) [@evolver](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/evolver)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/1 "2011-05-03T15:49:44Z")
**DAY ONE** I smiled to myself as I watched the buildings fly by my train window. I had been invited to go to a pink party in a pink room with a few girls, and Steve’s classic quote about “pink and squishy things” had me chuckling to myself. I was going to be meeting up with a woman I had met on NYE, we had shared a brief passionate couple days and then I had moved. She contacted me when she was coming to Florida to meet her friends. I reflected on that event, and also prepared for the evening. I knew she had practically jumped me last time I wore TUTH, so I would try that first. I also thought about my mindset. I had not been around women or out in the last few months. Far too busy working. The last mindset I had was “Don’t give a fuck” which has served me well in it’s ability to provide freedom and choice. However, it has a negative side to it and I wondered about not caring. After, don’t I want to fuck? I paused to wonder what other guiding thought I could use when I saw it outside my window. Graffiti written on the wall: “Why not?” This would be my new guiding thought. Why not is the freedom to act without a negative sentiment, once you breeze past your minds reasoning. Know why not, and do it anyways. I settled back into my chair as we approached Miami. I arrived and met her at the hotel restaurant, sans [pheromones](https://a314.com/shop/). She gave me a wonderful deep hug and smile, I held off from kissing her, saving it for later and I went to meet her friends. 6 beautiful women sat at the table with me including my friend. I was introduced and started asking how they knew each other. This was my first clue that I was in for an interesting weekend. They said they all went to school together, at the “School for Womanly Arts”. I asked what they learned there, and my friend said they were… Pussy Revolutionaries. They had devoted themselves to researching pleasure. I counted my stars, praised all things pink and squishy and said that was wonderful and the world needs more of that type of education. They laughed and agreed. Soon we headed off to the party. Now I applied 3 drops of A314 SBE and 2 sprays of TUTH. We took a cab and stepped into the pink party. There were about 150 dancing, smiling women and as many men as I could count on my hands. A burlesque dancer stripped on stage. Women danced on the speakers and smiled at me as I passed. It was a very surreal experience. Time passed quickly and I was pulled aside several times, my friend was showing me off and I got many compliments. One woman pulled my friend aside. She pointed at me in the crowd and I walked up to them. “I NEED HIM. Tomorrow, at 10:15, we need him for the conference. Can he be there?” “Yes, I will be there. It would be an honour.” “You are marvelous.” She grabbed my bicep. I wasn’t sure what I had signed up for, but I was sure it would be wonderful. The women here were respectful of men, open minded and a lot of fun. A few other guys had met these women during the day, and were there doing traditional douchebag club stuff and pua “kino” techniques. The women smiled and listened, even danced with them but the men got nowhere. One guy walked up to my friend, grabbed his junk and started whispering in her ear. I called my friend over to me and gave her a kiss. (Thanks Radman) We had a laugh about this later. Some guys have no more technique than “I HAVE A PENIS”. We left the club early, and in the cab we were planning on going skinny dipping. We got back to the hotel room, she was staying with three other girls but none of them were home yet. I got a bit of LMR, partially because I had not been kissing her much at the club, and perhaps because of the directness of the TUTH. I smiled and said we would do whatever she wanted. Everything went better than expected, once she knew what she wanted. I wanted to respect her, show her I understood her needs and make her feel comfortable. Once I had done all that, she was ready to proceed. I addressed all of her emotional needs. I knew I could of “gamed her” and got into bed faster, but I was being patient and methodical for a reason. This way I created intimacy, and the process was erotic. We had amazing sex. I had put on a lot of muscle since I moved and it really made a difference in the bedroom. We snuck out when the girls got back and went skinny dipping. I fell asleep with a smile on my face. Little did I know what was in store for me the next day… ---
**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 4:16pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/2 "2011-05-03T16:16:56Z")
LOL, super awesome and a PINK and SQUISHY thumbs up to you 🙂. It does seem as if you pulled the ultimate SteveO though with your finishing line. Very nice cliffhanger and I am sure I am not the only one who will anxiously wait to read what was in store the next day 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![evolver](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/evolver/32/1896_2.png) [@evolver](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/evolver)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/3 "2011-05-03T19:49:21Z")
Oh geez, I got totally ripped apart by a professional writer for posting this on [Reddit](http://reddit.com/r/seduction) He had a lot of questions and some interesting points came up from the ensuing discussion. I guess my story was rather vague! Here’s the link, : [LR] Praise to all things pink and squishy!!! : seduction ([Reddit](http://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/h3851/lr_praise_to_all_things_pink_and_squishy/)) ---
**Author:** ![thegentleman](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/thegentleman/32/1770_2.png) [@thegentleman](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/thegentleman)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 11:34pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/4 "2011-05-03T23:34:37Z")
My favorite part of his critique was this… > [@](#): > > What was Steve’s classic quote? And who the hell is Steve? Steve is a God among men, is all you need to respond. ---
**Author:** ![Marihino](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/marihino/32/1286_2.png) [@Marihino](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Marihino)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 12:16am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/5 "2011-05-04T00:16:47Z")
But where does the _“god/lord of all things pink and squishy”_ quotation come from originally? I know I was using it way back before I found this forum, and I heard it somewhere. A movie maybe? TV show, like Californication for instance? And if Steve actually is the author of these words, then, well, I guess his reputation (even if slightly anonymously) is spreading wide 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![evolver](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/evolver/32/1896_2.png) [@evolver](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/evolver)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 1:54am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/6 "2011-05-04T01:54:28Z")
Hahaha spreading wide indeed! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Onedzguy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/onedzguy/32/1382_2.png) [@Onedzguy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Onedzguy)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 10:41am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/7 "2011-05-04T10:41:22Z")
Someone may have coined the phrase but Steve made it a reality. ODG ---
**Author:** ![xev](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/xev/32/1993_2.png) [@xev](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/xev)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 12:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/8 "2011-05-04T12:25:56Z")
I did enjoy reading this, but then I read some of the critiques on the other site, and I had to agree with some of the comments. For example, I do think you glossed over or skipped some of the important details. For example, how did you help her decide what she really wanted, and how did you address her emotional needs? Just saying you did these things doesn’t really tell anyone anything. Also, using Steve’s name and quote without contextual explanation, and referencing Radman is totally confusing to anyone who doesn’t already know the forum members here. They come off as inside jokes and tend to be irritating to the reader who is outside of it. And finally, you said you had put on alot of muscle, but didn’t include any pics to support your argument. I think we need a jpg or two 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Misein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Misein](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Misein)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 12:30pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/9 "2011-05-04T12:30:58Z")
You didn’t quite just copy/paste this story to the other forum, you (wisely) left the mones out of it altogether. If you had written about A314 and Tuth people would’ve thought “What the hell is that? And again, who the hell is Steve?” Still, as you took the mones out of the story, the readers over there don’t know what gave you such an edge over the handful of other guys at the party. You wrote you didn’t do anything special etc but women were inviting you to this and that anyway. No wonder they think you’re bragging and some probably think you’re just full of shit. It’s an awesome report you have there but it’s hard to swallow for anyone who doesn’t get all the info. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![P51Mustang](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/p51mustang/32/1266_2.png) [@P51Mustang](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/P51Mustang)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 2:50pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/10 "2011-05-04T14:50:41Z")
WHAT HAPPENED THE NEXT DAY!? The suspense man, THE SUSPENSE! ---
**Author:** ![evolver](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/evolver/32/1896_2.png) [@evolver](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/evolver)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/11 "2011-05-04T16:19:26Z")
You can see from the comments Xev, that I realized my error. I should of taken time to write the story, but instead repeated what I had told my buddies. Also, I actually felt a bit of remorse about posting specific details. I’m not comfortable with revealing all the intimate details on a public forum. The whole kiss and tell thing. Pictures will be coming, one day, I can’t say when. For you Xev, because you asked. I was in a hurry at work, so I edited out the 'mones but forgot the usernames, heh. I’m grateful the pherotalk community is accepting of it’s users unlike Seddit can be.. P51: Day 2 involved one spray of MX394, and the results were pleasurable and hilarious. I need to take time to properly write the story out, I’ll try and do it tonight!!! ---
**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 5:06pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/12 "2011-05-04T17:06:17Z")
I didn’t borrow my God of All things Pink and Squishy from anywhere. If you go back to my original report on [Ammo](https://a314.com/product/ammo/) I’ve been using that and many other Gods in nearly all my reports. Yes its mine and yes it is an Internet Meme now. ---
**Author:** ![Marihino](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/marihino/32/1286_2.png) [@Marihino](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Marihino)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 5:16pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/13 "2011-05-04T17:16:50Z")
Thanks for clarifying this, Steve. And respect, man 🙂 I loved this phrase (and this God) instantly from the first time I’ve heard that. I found this forum about two months ago, and my friend still has my post on his facebook wall where I call the God of all things pink and squishy; I posted that in november. So yeah, it has become popular. ---
**Author:** ![xev](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/xev/32/1993_2.png) [@xev](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/xev)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/14 "2011-05-05T02:33:21Z")
> [@evolver](#): > > You can see from the comments Xev, that I realized my error. I should of taken time to write the story, but instead repeated what I had told my buddies. Also, I actually felt a bit of remorse about posting specific details. I’m not comfortable with revealing all the intimate details on a public forum. The whole kiss and tell thing. Ah, I understand. > [@](#): > > Pictures will be coming, one day, I can’t say when. For you Xev, because you asked. Awesome! Looking forward to part two. ps I like your avatar 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:09am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/15 "2011-05-05T03:09:29Z")
Me too 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![unknown0001](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/unknown0001/32/559_2.png) [@unknown0001](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/unknown0001)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:22am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/16 "2011-05-05T03:22:11Z")
Yeah cmon man…what happened?? Next day!! That’s weird and cool…“I need him for tomorrow”.. i mean is it a modeling convention, i can’t think of anything else. But right the Why not..attitude. I’m sure though you say (thank Radman)…did radman give you a secret? ---
**Author:** ![evolver](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/evolver/32/1896_2.png) [@evolver](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/evolver)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:34am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/17 "2011-05-05T03:34:40Z")
**DAY TWO** I woke up and stared at the clock. Could I really be that late? I jumped out of bed and started getting ready. I only had 15 minutes to make it to the conference. However as soon as I mentioned it to my lady friend, she laughed. The clock was fast. I had time for breakfast, and most importantly, to apply 2 drops of A314 SBE and Two sprays of IS x2. I got to the conference and was pulled inside. Belly dancers danced amongst the empty chairs. The organizer stepped up and proclaimed her gratitude, then began showing me what I was to do. The teacher would come in, and myself and 3 other men would carry her in on a chair, set it down, and then get guided out by the belly dancers. We were short a man, so she called up a handyman from the conference center. He was a quiet, skinny, spanish man who seemed confused but ready to help. The organizer kept grabbing my bicep, initiating kino, asserting that she was glad I was here. The teacher came in, and at first she didn’t want to try the chair. I stiffly introduced myself to her, I guess I felt a bit intimidated by her for some reason. The qualms of being a humble servant I suppose! We got ready as women filed in. The belly dancers stepped up, and we raised the chair into the air with the teacher held aloft. Women were screaming and clapping as we stepped out and set her down. The belly dancers stepped up and took us away, except for the janitor, who missed the practice. All of a sudden, the janitor lept up and raised his arms aloft, grinding and dancing with the teacher, and showing wild abandon. Women clapped harder and he turned around, shaking his bum and praising the skies like it was a heated church session. I watched from the door as things settled down. He still stood with all the women. The teacher asked them to grab their chant of allegiance to start the conference. She handed a sheet to the janitor and asked him to read too. They begun to read… “I, PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE…” The janitor’s jaw dropped and he exclaimed “TO MY PUSSY???” he stopped there, flabbergasted as they continued their proclamation and was walked out. Hilarious! The mix I had on really highlighted not only my masculinity but really showed my positive confident self. The open minded, positive, strong, supporting male. It went over very well. After the conference, we stopped by the hotel room for uh, research purposes, and then went to the beach. On the beach were about 50 women, the majority of them topless. I napped while I tanned in the sun and chuckled at the teenage boys and their bravado turned to awe as they walked by realizing the women were topless. The women played in the waves and eventually put their tops on and left. We now had to plan a date for the evening. We walked out with no plan, well, I had a plan. My plan involved MX394, one single spray to my chest. I had already tested out TUTH with her and knew she liked it. So how would she respond to MX394? This was my first test with the product. I also added one drop of A314 and covered the scent with Tom Ford, Grey Vetivier (it smells like carrots or celery, but it’s quite nice). When I was done, she walked up right away and sniffed my chest. “You smell fantastic!” Our date involved taking a walk, laughing to ourselves, commenting on passersby. We felt very free, intuitive and open to the evenings events. We stopped at tacky stores, art galleries and expensive clothing stores where a T-Shirt costs $200. She was very physical and touchy, more so than when I used a TUTH based mix. However, this could be because we had additional intimacy from the night before. I said to her that we were hungry and we should find a place with our intuition. A moment later we both looked down a street so we took that one. Then my friend guided me down an alley. As we passed by the garbage containers, which smelled disgusting, I laughed and said we would find the restaurant right after we passed the garbage. Once we emerged from the alley, we found a nice mexican restaurant stocked with locals and carrying delicious food and tasty tequila. We had a lengthy conversation which was almost completely focused on me and my past. I regaled her with all kinds of tales, and it seemed like her curiousity would never be satisfied. On our way home, I needed to buy condoms for the evenings end. We went to a pharmacy and as I was guiding her to the condoms and going over which we should get, she told me… “IF we have sex tonight…” I was shocked. “IF?! I have beef with you lady, beef with your beef. We’ve got some talking to do” It was around this point that I realized something very amusing. There was certainly Alpha Androstenol in this mix, and most likely some beta androstenol as well. Mixed with a high dosage of androstenone (from the night before and this night) it was combining to make her aroused yet conversational and confrontational. I decided to have fun with this, remembering pherotalk stories of women getting aggressive, agitated, and later, horny!!! As we walked down the street, I started in to my point of amused reasoning. “Ever since I was 16 years old, I knew that when a woman says ‘No’ what she really means is ‘Not Now’”. When you told me that last night, and now again tonight, I had to wonder what happened. You changed your mind once and clearly you will change it again!!!" She said it was a womans right to change her mind, and started in to a line of reasoning about how a womans pussy and mind sometimes are not on the same page. I smiled inside, this was a fun conversation, and passionate. I knew where it was going. She stopped talking and looked at me. “This argument is making me aroused.” I had to laugh because it was exactly what I had intended to happen. However, when we got back to the apartment we had the opposite problem. We both were talking too much to make out! We kept talking and talking and talking about the same subject, When Women Say No and control in a relationship. I was frustrated at this point and wanted to change the subject. The androstenols had gone too far, preventing us from hooking up because we were both talking too much!!! Every once and a while, something happens in my life that seems to be sheer coincidence. Yet really, it is perfectly on course with my way, and shows me that I’m doing the right thing. Call it luck, fate, or destiny, whatever it is when I see them I smile. Now on the table was a book about sex and orgasms. “Extended Massive Orgasms” or EMO. She had bought it for …research. I picked it up and flipped to page 74 randomly. Without hesitation, I started reading out loud… “Ken likes it when he and Sara do the act, but sometimes, Sara says no. This makes Ken frustrated…” I kept reading in disbelief. The book was talking about exactly what we were discussing!!! We both laughed after I finished reading and shared the energy of being in sync with the universe. After that, we talked less, and started getting deeper into what the book was really about. You know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![evolver](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/evolver/32/1896_2.png) [@evolver](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/evolver)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:39am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/18 "2011-05-05T03:39:24Z")
> [@happytappin](#): > > Yeah cmon man…what happened?? Next day!! That’s weird and cool…“I need him for tomorrow”.. i mean is it a modeling convention, i can’t think of anything else. But right the Why not..attitude. I’m sure though you say (thank Radman)…did radman give you a secret? There you go! Wow that’s a lot of writing. Radman had the suggestion to call a girl over to you when she’s getting hit on by another guy, and then kiss her. It shows you are dominant and with her. ---
**Author:** ![RADMAN513](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/radman513/32/364_2.png) [@RADMAN513](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/RADMAN513)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:43am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/19 "2011-05-05T03:43:18Z")
> [@evolver](#): > > One guy walked up to my friend, grabbed his junk and started whispering in her ear. I called my friend over to me and gave her a kiss. (Thanks Radman) Beats the hell outta getting in a guys face or standing around feeling like a wuss don’t it?🆒 ---
**Author:** ![evolver](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/evolver/32/1896_2.png) [@evolver](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/evolver)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2011, 3:48am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159/20 "2011-05-05T03:48:09Z")
> [@RADMAN513](#): > > Beats the hell outta getting in a guys face or standing around feeling like a wuss don’t it?🆒 Actually, I did try getting in his face, and he changed his body language to threatening. I scoffed, walked away and then called her over to where her friends were standing. Much nicer. [Next page](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/lr-praise-to-all-things-pink-and-squishy/50159.md?page=2)