# Mark in Dallas walks into a bar **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [November 17, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mark-in-dallas-walks-into-a-bar/22979 "2008-11-17T15:33:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mark-in-dallas-walks-into-a-bar/22979/1 "2008-11-17T15:33:58Z")
Mark in Dallas walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it’s a gay bar. “But what the heck,” he says to himself, I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to Mark, “What’s the name of your penis?” Mark says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a drink.” The gay waiter says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan ‘Just Do It.’ That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because ‘It really Satisfies’.” Mark looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So Mark asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, “Hey bud, what’s the name of yours?” The man looks back and says with a smile “TIMEX” The thirsty Mark asks, “Why Timex?” The fella proudly replies, “Cause it takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’!” A little shaken, Mark turns to two fella’s on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, " So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, “FORD, because Quality is Job One.” Then he adds, “Have you driven a Ford, lately?” The guy next to him then says, “I call mine CHEVY … Like A Rock!” And gives a wink. Even more shaken, Mark has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, “The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me a beer.” The bartender begins to pour Mark a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, “Why Secret?” Mark says, "Because it’s STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN !! ---
**Author:** ![diamond](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/diamond/32/859_2.png) [@diamond](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/diamond)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mark-in-dallas-walks-into-a-bar/22979/2 "2008-11-17T19:48:55Z")
PMSL However, from the little I know of the man, he probably walked out of the bar with a gorgeous straight blonde on his arm!! Either that or he took the opportunity to test the Mystery Boy ---
**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mark-in-dallas-walks-into-a-bar/22979/3 "2008-11-17T20:27:44Z")
That got me laughing ---
**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mark-in-dallas-walks-into-a-bar/22979/4 "2008-11-17T20:28:18Z")
> [@diamond](#): > > PMSL > > However, from the little I know of the man, he probably walked out of the bar with a gorgeous straight blonde on his arm!! > > Either that or he took the opportunity to test the Mystery Boy This came in an email, it was mark’s bar experience, I immediately thought of MID (mark-in-Dallas) ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mark-in-dallas-walks-into-a-bar/22979/5 "2008-11-17T21:23:35Z")
> [@The soon to be expired? :p woofie2](#): > > This came in an email, it was mark’s bar experience, I immediately thought of MID (mark-in-Dallas) Hmmm, I’m not quite sure whether to say thanks for thinking of me, or grab my shotgun and hunt ya down! 😛 🙄 > [@diamond](#): > > However, from the little I know of the man, he probably walked out of the bar with a gorgeous straight blonde on his arm!! And I’ll give you a thanks for that part anyway, and maybe grab an extra shell for the shotgun for the other comment. 😮 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![diamond](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/diamond/32/859_2.png) [@diamond](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/diamond)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 9:29pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mark-in-dallas-walks-into-a-bar/22979/6 "2008-11-17T21:29:36Z")
> [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > Hmmm, I’m not quite sure whether to say thanks for thinking of me, or grab my shotgun and hunt ya down! 😛 🙄 > > And I’ll give you a thanks for that part anyway, and maybe grab an extra shell for the shotgun for the other comment. 😮 🙄 Hmm, judging from your new avatar, do we take it that the latest mix was less than successful?😛 ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 9:31pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mark-in-dallas-walks-into-a-bar/22979/7 "2008-11-17T21:31:49Z")
No, it was actually interesting and I need to post on it when I have a bit of time: Instant Jerk, [Instant Gentleman](https://a314.com/product/gentleman/) and CTTM2. The new avatar is cause I ain’t going to Red River anymore, and didn’t want to leavew an old, outdated pic up. ---
**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 9:34pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mark-in-dallas-walks-into-a-bar/22979/8 "2008-11-17T21:34:04Z")
> [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > Hmmm, I’m not quite sure whether to say thanks for thinking of me, or grab my shotgun and hunt ya down! > > And I’ll give you a thanks for that part anyway, and maybe grab an extra shell for the shotgun for the other comment. I say use rock salt instead of bird shot and call it even … lol. 😮 😃 ---
**Author:** ![diamond](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/diamond/32/859_2.png) [@diamond](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/diamond)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mark-in-dallas-walks-into-a-bar/22979/9 "2008-11-17T21:45:36Z")
> [@bosshank](#): > > I say use rock salt instead of bird shot and call it even … lol. 😮 😃 Ouch, many moons ago, some friends and I were caught by the local gamekeeper helping ourselves to some fine trout. Rock salt stings and I still have a scar to remind me. In all seriousness, Mark, I look forward to reading your results. Have been testing my freebie togo of [Instant Gentleman](https://a314.com/product/gentleman/) to ‘great effect’ ---
**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 1:21am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mark-in-dallas-walks-into-a-bar/22979/10 "2008-11-18T01:21:46Z")
> [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > The new avatar is cause I ain’t going to Red River anymore, and didn’t want to leavew an old, outdated pic up. is that a trouser snake? ---
**Author:** ![remmy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/remmy/32/2451_2.png) [@remmy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/remmy)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:42am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mark-in-dallas-walks-into-a-bar/22979/11 "2008-11-18T02:42:36Z")
hehehehe a pretty funny joke 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mark-in-dallas-walks-into-a-bar/22979/12 "2008-11-18T03:08:51Z")
> [@woofie2](#): > > is that a trouser snake? Or are you just happy to see Remmy? 😮 LOL. 😃😛 ---
**Author:** ![Bella](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bella/32/1738_2.png) [@Bella](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bella)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 3:12am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mark-in-dallas-walks-into-a-bar/22979/13 "2008-11-18T03:12:01Z")
No. It’s what happens when Tisha gets hold of your a\*\*. 😉 😛 ---
**Author:** ![msselva](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/msselva/32/943_2.png) [@msselva](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/msselva)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 3:33am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mark-in-dallas-walks-into-a-bar/22979/14 "2008-11-18T03:33:40Z")
LOL!!! I gagged on my bubble gum from laughing hahahaha, reps! ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 3:51am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mark-in-dallas-walks-into-a-bar/22979/15 "2008-11-18T03:51:14Z")
> [@woofie2](#): > > is that a trouser snake? > [@Bella](#): > > No. It’s what happens when Tisha gets hold of your a\*\*. 😉 😛 Yeah, I guess I pissed her off again. Dammit, I almost liked being a Salamander better. 🙄