# Men's Pearls of Wisdom **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-pearls-of-wisdom/23016 "2008-11-18T13:59:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-pearls-of-wisdom/23016/1 "2008-11-18T13:59:02Z")
**Men’s Pearls of Wisdom** \*\*\*\* **1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don’t remember, what I chose.** **2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.** **3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.** **4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings…’** **5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.** **6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.** **7. There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.** **8. Virginity can be cured.** **9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.** **10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.** **11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.** **12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.** **13. Q: What’s an Australian kiss?** \*\*\*\* A: The same thing as a **French kiss** , only down under.\*\*\*\* **14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing…** **15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?** \*\*\*\* A: Breasts don’t have eyes.\*\*\*\* **16. Despite the old saying, ’ Don ‘t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives!!** \*\*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![diamond](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/diamond/32/859_2.png) [@diamond](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/diamond)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-pearls-of-wisdom/23016/2 "2008-11-18T14:47:19Z")
1000 posts, does that make you an old timer?? ---
**Author:** ![renny](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/renny/32/2104_2.png) [@renny](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/renny)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 10:12pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-pearls-of-wisdom/23016/3 "2008-11-18T22:12:33Z")
Does anybody remember how long woofie has been here? Is he an Old Timer yet? ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-pearls-of-wisdom/23016/4 "2008-11-18T22:18:12Z")
Nope, just a pherotalk addict with nothing better to do. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-pearls-of-wisdom/23016/5 "2008-11-18T22:30:53Z")
> [@diamond](#): > > 1000 posts, does that make you an old timer?? At about 6 posts per day, it adds up quick) and I have noticed PM’s add to your post count. > [@renny](#): > > Does anybody remember how long woofie has been here? Is he an Old Timer yet? Good thing it doesn’t have my join date just under my avatar… > [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > Nope, just a pherotalk addict with nothing better to do. 😛 True, I have free time to kill when talking on the phone. 😃 Don’t you wonder what those phone sex people are actually doing when you call them?