# Mens rules

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-rules/10819>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [April 5, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-rules/10819 "2008-04-05T22:11:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-rules/10819/1 "2008-04-05T22:11:18Z")

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**There’s a new set of rules now! We always here “the rules” from the feminine side. We are now going to here “the rules” from the man’s side, these are our “rules”. Please note that all of the rules are numbered “1.” on purpose.**

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**1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big** \*\* girl. If it’s up, put it down.\*\*

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**1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about** \*\* you. Live with it.\*\*

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**1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are** \*\* never going to think of it that way.\*\*

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**1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely** \*\* anything you wear is fine. Really!\*\*

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**1. Crying is blackmail.**

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\*\*1. Ask for what you want! Let us be clear on \*\ ***this one:**

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**“Subtle” hints DO NOT work.**  
**“Strong” hints DO NOT work.**  
**“Obvious” hints DO NOT work.**

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**Just say it!**

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**1. We don’t remember dates. Mark birthdays** \*\* and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind\*\*\*\* us frequently before hand.\*\*

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**1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost any question.**

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**1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. \*\*\*\* That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.**

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**1. A headache that lasts 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.**

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**1. Check your oil. Please!**

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**1. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissable in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.**

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**1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.**

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**1. If something we said can be taken two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.**

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**1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it’s genetic.**

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**1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, then just do it yourself.**

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**1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it.**

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**1. All men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.**

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**1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.**

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**1. We are not mind readers and never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.**

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**1. If we ask “What is wrong” and you say “Nothing” we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying but it’s just not worth the hassle.**

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**1. Lastly, I am in shape, ROUND is a shape.**

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**Author:** ![zeph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/85e7bf/32.png) [@zeph](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/zeph)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 11:41pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-rules/10819/2 "2008-04-05T23:41:09Z")

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haha lol. Nice read. =D 😃

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**Author:** ![Magister](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/magister/32/1589_2.png) [@Magister](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Magister)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2008, 12:23am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-rules/10819/3 "2008-04-06T00:23:17Z")

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:p:p:p:pBRAVO!!!😛😛😛😛