# Mens / Womens Dictionary **URL:** \ **Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [July 22, 2007, 3:45pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-womens-dictionary/4755 "2007-07-22T15:45:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HABIB001](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/habib001/32/2159_2.png) [@HABIB001](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/HABIB001)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2007, 3:45pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-womens-dictionary/4755/1 "2007-07-22T15:45:08Z")
**Men’s/Women’s Dictionary** **Butt** (but) n. Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes “look bigger.” Male: The organ of mooning. **Commitment** (ko-mit-ment) n. Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. **Communication** (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner. Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys. **Entertainment** (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything with one ball, two beers or three stooges. **Flatulence** (flach-u-lens) n. Female: An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. **Glass Ceiling** (glas see-ling) n. Female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business. Male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up. **Making Love** (may-king luv) n. Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male: What men have to call “boinking” to get women to boink. (Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.) **Remote Control** (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. **Taste** (tayst) v. Female: Something you do frequently to whatever you’re cooking, to make sure it’s good. Male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad prior to tossing it out. **Vulnerable** (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. Male: Playing ball without a cup. **Wants and Needs** (wontz and needz) n. Female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship. Male: Food, sex and beer. ---
**Author:** ![UNION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/2bfe46/32.png) [@UNION](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/UNION)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2007, 8:33pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-womens-dictionary/4755/2 "2007-07-22T20:33:19Z")
Haha many of those are great! Especially Commitment. ---
**Author:** ![Gegogi](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/gegogi/32/1536_2.png) [@Gegogi](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Gegogi)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-womens-dictionary/4755/3 "2007-07-22T21:04:40Z")
> [@](#): > > **Butt** (but) n. Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes “look bigger.” That’s so 80s! “Junk in da trunk” has been an item of beauty since Hip-Hop hit mainstream. Plastic surgeons are very busy adding to this important ass-cessory. ---
**Author:** ![tisha23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@tisha23](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/tisha23)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-womens-dictionary/4755/4 "2007-07-22T21:07:27Z")
( Snort 😃 ) Those are so funny and most of them are true. MY favorite is : **Flatulence** (flach-u-lens) n. Female: An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. I Live with all men and when Flatulence happens as it does in life they make an event out of it. Its so gross. My 13 year old took a lighter the other day and held it in front of his butt and shot a flame out his a$$. (He had gym shorts on) I wouldnt believe it if I didnt see it myself. He learned it on you tube. My husband and his brother thought it was the funniest thing they ever saw. Of course I yelled at him and told him people can blow a hole in there colons doing that LOL. I am not sure if you can but I had to come up with something 😃 Tisha ---
**Author:** ![LifeT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@LifeT](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/LifeT)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2007, 10:20pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-womens-dictionary/4755/5 "2007-07-22T22:20:24Z")
> [@tisha23](#): > > ( Snort 😃 ) Those are so funny and most of them are true. > > MY favorite is : **Flatulence** (flach-u-lens) n. Female: An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. > Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. > > I Live with all men and when Flatulence happens as it does in life they make an event out of it. Its so gross. > My 13 year old took a lighter the other day and held it in front of his butt and shot a flame out his a$$. (He had gym shorts on) I wouldnt believe it if I didnt see it myself. He learned it on you tube. My husband and his brother thought it was the funniest thing they ever saw. Of course I yelled at him and told him people can blow a hole in there colons doing that LOL. I am not sure if you can but I had to come up with something 😃 > > Tisha ROFLMAO! FIRE IN THE HOLE!! 😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gegogi](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/gegogi/32/1536_2.png) [@Gegogi](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Gegogi)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-womens-dictionary/4755/6 "2007-07-22T22:29:27Z")
The ass-fire trick was popular when I was in high school. I’m sure it’s been practiced since the dawn of fire use… ---
**Author:** ![manfriday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@manfriday](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/manfriday)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2007, 9:53pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-womens-dictionary/4755/7 "2007-07-23T21:53:10Z")
This post is sexist!!! Anything that makes males look bad is. 😛 It’s a cool one dude!! Put up some more stuff like this. ---
**Author:** ![Rbt](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rbt/32/2066_2.png) [@Rbt](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Rbt)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 4:48am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mens-womens-dictionary/4755/8 "2007-08-12T04:48:31Z")
> [@Gegogi](#): > > The ass-fire trick was popular when I was in high school. I’m sure it’s been practiced since the dawn of fire use… It still conjurs up visions (and thoughts of the scent) of flaming butt hair… ☹ And what if the “other” hair in that general area were to burst into flame as well… oouch… 😮