# MX297 & Meo-Est: Wedding reception wear **URL:** \ **Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [October 11, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mx297-meo-est-wedding-reception-wear/33189 "2009-10-11T00:23:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![M\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@M\_M](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/M_M)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mx297-meo-est-wedding-reception-wear/33189/1 "2009-10-11T00:23:30Z")
**3 sprays of [MX297](https://a314.com/product/mx297/):** 1 to each side of the neck and 1 to the chest-shirt area. **3 sprays of Meo-Est (150 mcgs):** 1 to each forearm and smear, and 1 to the throat. **2 sprays of IO x4** covered by **2 sprays of IH x4** to the back of the neck. 10 minutes before arriving. I sat at a table with 3 couples … 1 couple I knew. A young couple, caucasian, with the wife (28, thick, cutee!)seated next to me. I was meeting everybody and being my normal crazy self, with my first comment being, **“I wonder if the meatballs are angus beef?”** Everybody laughs, but she laughs longer, and the goes into her whole family thing … two kids, just bought a house, need to work out, we get along well, yuddar yuddar yuddar. I’m thinking she doesn’t get out much, until I actually started paying attention. She kept looking at me as though she wanted to say something … with a smile. So much so, that I started getting kind of uncomfortable, with her hubby right there. She asks where I work out, I answer, and she grabs my bicep, in which her husband eyes meet her hand at my bicep, and says, **“It looks like it’s working,”** holding my bicep.I say, **“Fooled you! It’s the shirt!”** Next up … I’m at the table signing the wedding book. A middle-aged (40-40+) walks up as I’m straightening up. I let out a moan, and say, **“Dag, that table’s way down there!”** because I had to bend down to sign the book.She says, **“I know what you mean.”** Jokingly, I say, **“No you don’t! It’s impossible! You’re short!”** She’s says, **“What good is being tall.”** I say, **“Reallllllll good!”** She cracks up, I walk away. Taking a picture of the couple eating the cake. The same 40 year-old comes up beside me, but bumps the young lady that is next to me at the table, trying to take the same pic. She says, **“I’m sorry.”** I say, " **See! Over here trying to mess up my pics because I’m taller."** She says, **“You’re lucky my husband’s here.”** I say, **“No, you’re lucky your husband’s here!”** Back at my table and getting ready to go. Looking and smiling, looking and smiling, looking and smiling … is the young lady. I say to all, **“Well, it was nice meeting everybody.”** Everybody says, **“It was the same.”** She gets up, looking into my eyes, adjusts her top, turns to go, and says, **“I might as well get something to eat,”** while looking into my eyes and smiling. I say, **“Don’t tell anyone, but I tasted crow when I ate one of the meatballs. There was a lot of road kill missing from off my road when I came out this morning.”** Everybody laughs as I walk off. **THE END** ---
**Author:** ![K-Train](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/k-train/32/2253_2.png) [@K-Train](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/K-Train)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 12:45am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mx297-meo-est-wedding-reception-wear/33189/2 "2009-10-11T00:45:27Z")
> [@M\_M](#): > > **3 sprays of MX297:** 1 to each side of the neck and 1 to the chest-shirt area. > > **3 sprays of Meo-Est (150 mcgs):** 1 to each forearm and smear, and 1 to the throat. > > **2 sprays of IO x4** covered by **2 sprays of IH x4** to the back of the neck. > > 10 minutes before arriving. > > I sat at a table with 3 couples … 1 couple I knew. > > A young couple, caucasian, with the wife (28, thick, cutee!)seated next to me. I was meeting everybody and being my normal crazy self, with my first comment being, **“I wonder if the meatballs are angus beef?”** Everybody laughs, but she laughs longer, and the goes into her whole family thing … two kids, just bought a house, need to work out, we get along well, yuddar yuddar yuddar. > > I’m thinking she doesn’t get out much, until I actually started paying attention. She kept looking at me as though she wanted to say something … with a smile. So much so, that I started getting kind of uncomfortable, with her hubby right there. > > She asks where I work out, I answer, and she grabs my bicep, in which her husband eyes meet her hand at my bicep, and says, **“It looks like it’s working,”** holding my bicep.I say, **“Fool you! It’s the shirt!”** > > Next up … I’m at the table signing the wedding book. A middle-aged (40-40+) walks up as I’m straightening up. I let out a moan, and say, **“Dag, that table’s way down there!”** because I had to bend down to sign the book.She says, **“I know what you mean.”** Jokingly, I say, **“No you don’t! It’s impossible! You’re short!”** She’s says, “What good is being tall.” I say, **“Reallllllll good!”** She cracks up, I walk away. > > Taking a picture of the couple eating the cake. The same 40 year-old comes up beside me, but bumps the young lady that is next to me at the table, trying to take the same pic. She says, **“I’m sorry.”** I say, " **See! Over here trying to mess up my pics because I’m taller."** She says, **“You’re lucky my husband’s here.”** I say, **“No, you’re lucky your husband’s here!”** > > Back at my table and getting ready to go. Looking and smiling, looking and smiling, looking and smiling … is the young lady. I say to all, **“Well, it was nice meeting everybody.”** Everybody says, **“It was the same.”** She gets up, looking into my eyes, adjusts her top, turns to go, and says, **“I might as well get something to eat,”** while looking into my eyes and smiling. I say, **“Don’t tell anyone, but I tasted crow when I ate one of the meatballs. There was a lot of road kill missing from off my road when I came out this morning.”** Everybody laughs as I walk off. > > **THE END** How much do you charge for stand up comedy acts M? Lol, you’re hilarious man, freaking HILARIOUS!!!😃 Nominated! ---
**Author:** ![Reclipse](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/reclipse/32/773_2.png) [@Reclipse](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Reclipse)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 2:42am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mx297-meo-est-wedding-reception-wear/33189/3 "2009-10-11T02:42:01Z")
good lol’ing material and good report nice work buddy ---
**Author:** ![M\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@M\_M](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/M_M)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 3:16am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/mx297-meo-est-wedding-reception-wear/33189/4 "2009-10-11T03:16:01Z")
Stand up’s for microphone freaks! Talking while holding something in yer hand just doesn’t sound right. I’d like to take this time … to thank you both! 😉