# My Dream Job: Traveling Strip Club Pheromone Product Salesman

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**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [September 26, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-dream-job-traveling-strip-club-pheromone-product-salesman/32816 "2009-09-26T17:34:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![SyraBrian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@SyraBrian](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SyraBrian)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-dream-job-traveling-strip-club-pheromone-product-salesman/32816/1 "2009-09-26T17:34:29Z")

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Over the years, I’ve realized that my dream job would involve going to strip clubs and hawking [pheromone products](https://a314.com/shop/) to dancers seeking an edge. I love the idea of going from club to club, pheromone products in tow, and spraying and spritzing dancers with sample products. I could give them a special code that would give me a commission on any products ordered from them.

All the while, I would be wearing the latest in male pheromone product technology.

Of course, I have no idea on how to make this dream a reality. Much like my other dream of creating a line of stuffed animals called “vampicorns”.

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**Author:** ![Warren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/97f17d/32.png) [@Warren](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Warren)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-dream-job-traveling-strip-club-pheromone-product-salesman/32816/2 "2009-09-28T20:42:26Z")

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If you go to strip clubs during off hours, you will see this unattractive man come in and all the ladies inexplicably crowd around him. If you are not paying close attention to the transaction taking place, you’ll be further stunned to notice the _ **strippers are giving him money!!** _

This is the strip club traveling salesman, and he really exists. He sells costumes and stripper shoes. Maybe he should start supplying [pheromones](https://pheromonelabs.com/)? Maybe there is a career opportunity here. Of course, to be successful, you have to be immune to distraction and manipulation by attractive young women.

Sorry, I have no leads on marketing vampicorns.

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**Author:** ![SyraBrian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@SyraBrian](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SyraBrian)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-dream-job-traveling-strip-club-pheromone-product-salesman/32816/3 "2009-09-29T18:30:47Z")

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In Syracuse, most of the dancers get their gear from “The Costume Lady”. If she’s heterosexual, she’s most likely impervious to their charms.