# My first SmartMones Order!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [November 21, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138 "2008-11-21T19:30:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![drewsteriam5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c89c15/32.png) [@drewsteriam5](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/drewsteriam5)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138/1 "2008-11-21T19:30:58Z")
Ok, here goes: With the gift certificate I received for signing up on the forums, I made my first order which is as follows: 1 ToGo Ammo 1 ToGo Instant Shine and what I received 1 ToGo Ammo 1 ToGo Instant Shine and free bonusesssss!!! 1 ToGo [Instant Honesty](https://a314.com/product/instant-honesty/) 1 Brown Bar in a package? What exactly is this? haha. I will for sure be doing all of my Pheromone purchasing through SmartMones from now on!! Great company, and super fast and cheap overnight shipping! Now, what to try out first? haha. Thanks SmartMones!!! ---
**Author:** ![Wrlprchnx](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wrlprchnx/32/1360_2.png) [@Wrlprchnx](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wrlprchnx)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138/2 "2008-11-21T20:25:44Z")
Brown bar in a package… I’ve heard of that… perhaps some new form of [pheromone](https://a314.com/shop/) soap that we haven’t heard about?!? ---
**Author:** ![renny](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/renny/32/2104_2.png) [@renny](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/renny)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138/3 "2008-11-21T21:27:20Z")
Brown bar? I’m thinkin’ bait. ---
**Author:** ![Wrlprchnx](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wrlprchnx/32/1360_2.png) [@Wrlprchnx](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wrlprchnx)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138/4 "2008-11-21T22:11:44Z")
bait? whaddyamean bait ---
**Author:** ![renny](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/renny/32/2104_2.png) [@renny](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/renny)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138/5 "2008-11-21T22:18:07Z")
Well when the coyote was trying to stop Roadrunner long enough to smell the poison gas he would use birdseed to slow RR down. I’m thinking maybe A is sending out chocolate to the guys to use to get women to slow down long enough to smell the [pheromones](https://a314.com/shop/). Bait! ---
**Author:** ![mikotorocks714](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mikotorocks714/32/1509_2.png) [@mikotorocks714](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mikotorocks714)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 10:47pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138/6 "2008-11-21T22:47:55Z")
Don’t eat the brown barrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ---
**Author:** ![drewsteriam5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c89c15/32.png) [@drewsteriam5](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/drewsteriam5)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 11:01pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138/7 "2008-11-21T23:01:57Z")
Haha, I wasn’t gonna eat the brown bar just yet. Though it is veryyyyyy similar looking to chocolate. I will open it tonight after dinner, b/c if it is chocolate, and I smell it I will eat it, and I don’t want to ruin my important dinner. On another note, [Instant Shine](https://a314.com/product/shine/) is amazing!!! 1 spray and I have yet to get anything less than a full on smile. Even a girl who wouldn’t talk to me was laughing and joking with me and now we r going to dinner, haha. SmartMones, you may just have a customer for life after 3 hours using your products. Thanks a bunch. ---
**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 12:34am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138/8 "2008-11-22T00:34:06Z")
Ahh, what can we say other than we love yah ---
**Author:** ![drewsteriam5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c89c15/32.png) [@drewsteriam5](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/drewsteriam5)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 6:11am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138/9 "2008-11-22T06:11:00Z")
Oh…my…god. I have one spray of [Instant Shine](https://a314.com/product/shine/) to the hair to thank for one of the best nights of my life. People were in just a generally good mood, well, all except the guy whose date called me after we had just hung out to have me go to the movies and pretend to bump into them there so she could be with me and not him. haha. I’m convinced that this never would have happened without Instant Shine. Now that we are good again, I won’t need the Instant Shine, but one spray perhaps changed my life. haha. So a million thanks are in order!!! Thank You!!! ---
**Author:** ![TanSri\_Dato\_aweSOME](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tansri_dato_awesome/32/320_2.png) [@TanSri\_Dato\_aweSOME](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/TanSri_Dato_aweSOME)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138/10 "2008-11-22T13:32:41Z")
Wait what is the brown bar ? Is it like what renny said ? a bait to mis-direct the smell of whats in the package ? but what for ? or is it just a chocolate gift that is randomly given out to customers that i always read in the forum ? Too bad my order has no chocolate ☹ _ultimate sad_ ---
**Author:** ![Burt\_Lancaster\_PI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b77776/32.png) [@Burt\_Lancaster\_PI](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Burt_Lancaster_PI)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 9:05pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138/11 "2008-11-25T21:05:05Z")
bump 😕 ---
**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138/12 "2008-11-25T21:07:16Z")
> [@Burt\_Lancaster\_PI](#): > > bump > 😕 What are you confused about there PI 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Burt\_Lancaster\_PI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b77776/32.png) [@Burt\_Lancaster\_PI](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Burt_Lancaster_PI)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138/13 "2008-11-26T15:19:46Z")
whats the brown bar? ---
**Author:** ![ntk23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/65b543/32.png) [@ntk23](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/ntk23)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138/14 "2008-11-26T15:26:35Z")
I bet it’s chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![renny](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/renny/32/2104_2.png) [@renny](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/renny)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138/15 "2008-11-26T17:56:40Z")
The fantastic ladies who ship the orders sometimes include chocolate…or books…or extra pheromones. They also usually write a note on the receipt that includes hearts and Xs and Os. I was just making a joke about the chocolate bar being bait. ---
**Author:** ![bluegreenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b77776/32.png) [@bluegreenblue](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bluegreenblue)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 9:06am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138/16 "2008-11-27T09:06:35Z")
I just got my first pheromone order extremely fast (1 day with standard shipping). I just got the to-go ammo and the to-go instant shine to test for myself, but my package had an extra to-go instant openness as well as the mysterious brown bar. Very good first impression, and I"m looking forward to testing the effects. But.. but… everyone is avoiding the question.. What **exactly** is the brown bar? Chocolate? Air Freshener? ---
**Author:** ![dahujznaet](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/dahujznaet/32/843_2.png) [@dahujznaet](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/dahujznaet)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 7:11pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/my-first-smartmones-order/23138/17 "2008-11-30T19:11:45Z")
I’ll make order in few hours ;D Just cant think about what to choose, but if ill get the same brown thingie, ill let you know , what do i think it is 😃