Well that makes sense there jlynn. Isexi is a product designed to attract men and then adding EOW (fertile ovulating vaginal secretions) to it tells guys you are hot and looking for action. Not sure how else you would expect a guy to react around that signature 
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Ishine makes people happy and calm. Again typical reaction.
You should consult with the ladies because unless I’m reading your post wrong I think you might be a bit confused about what type of results you should be getting. The results you got were exactly what should have happened. I am sure the ladies would be super happy to assist you too . Of course you could always either call me too if you’d be more comfortable. You are getting, what reads like, the proverbial perfect results 
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The UF test pack is for men and P51 has provided some links too