Hi lunaria and welcome to the forum! You’ve got a funny streak about ya, I like it! 
Angler fish… lol…
For you to try out the mones, I’d suggest some IS to help others forget about you sinking your teeth into them! I call it my smile in a bottle… it helps others feel comfortable around you. The IH could get you some interesting and deep conversations going, with the comfortable feeling about you of being an old friend you tell everything.
Hey, I’m not sure which product that VC had with a roll on. It may have been a while since that product was out.
To see the difference between what ‘other’s’ do with mones and what AD does, check out this link on a brief primer on mone history…
Thanks for posting!