# OMFG HELP!!! My is/bx5cops leaked in my schoolbag!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Women's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [September 11, 2008, 4:49pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291 "2008-09-11T16:49:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![msselva](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/msselva/32/943_2.png) [@msselva](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/msselva)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 4:49pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/1 "2008-09-11T16:49:11Z")
Okay guys. Help me! Today morning I put on my mx282, mx109 and is/bx5cops See, I poured my is/bx5cops last night into this roll-on perfume bottle with a little bit of blatant invitation oil (from a store…) and the thing is I think I didn’t push the the ball thingie properly, and I was in a rush to school cause I woke up late. And the leaking started happening in the bus!!! and when I was trying to fix it on my lap, it starting getting on my pants too!!! (thank goodness, I’m wearing black pants or else it would have been weird!) Okay, I feel like I stink, and I smell like cops galore. Guys are kinda looking at me in such a weird wide-eyed way and it’s scarring me!!! My teachers including females ones are looking at me and complimenting my shirt 😕 and the male ones are yelling out hello! I dunno, maybe because I smell like a god dang hobo or homeless person?! 😮 I tried washing it out with soap, but nada it didn’t work. So to make matters worse, I tried covering it up with “Sexual” (a perfume) as if I’m not having enough attention now…and it didn’t cover it well… omg omg! now see, I’m in the library, thinking how I’m going to get out of this mess! ---
**Author:** ![tisha23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@tisha23](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/tisha23)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/2 "2008-09-11T21:03:14Z")
Snort 😃 Grin and bare it LOL Its happened to all of us at some point. You cant cover it on cloths well and you will have to wash those cloths in oxyclean a few times to get it all out. Just be happy its not a bottle of straight cops LOL Allthough BI smells like hell, of course its unscented so its gonna smell bad LOL. Tisha ---
**Author:** ![Karmiel](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/karmiel/32/2234_2.png) [@Karmiel](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Karmiel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:01am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/3 "2008-09-12T00:01:52Z")
I haven’t spilled any eow on my pants (yet, as clumsy as I am), but I’ve gotten a lot all over my hands and it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was. Most people probably didn’t even think you smelled nasty, but yeah, you need to throw those pants in the wash a.s.a.p! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![inkling](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/inkling/32/2326_2.png) [@inkling](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/inkling)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:54am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/4 "2008-09-12T00:54:16Z")
Hahaha! Can’t help but laugh Selva, we’ve all had spills at some point or another. So did you and your now sexy schoolbag enjoy the rest of the day? ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:59am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/5 "2008-09-12T00:59:56Z")
LMFAO!!! I can picture it now, Selva cowereing in the corner of the library, with a whole slew of horny guys and girls surrounding her! 😛 Just wait till you get home tonight and that nice neighborhood dog starts following close behind you. 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![fullmoonnow](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/fullmoonnow/32/1821_2.png) [@fullmoonnow](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/fullmoonnow)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 1:10am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/6 "2008-09-12T01:10:51Z")
Hahahahha Cops + Blatant invitation oil + Sexual! Sexual! Sexual! = comic mayhem ---
**Author:** ![msselva](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/msselva/32/943_2.png) [@msselva](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/msselva)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 2:55am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/7 "2008-09-12T02:55:38Z")
Hey guys! lol! sorry I can’t reply to each one of you my lapyop is in repair and i’m poking around with my pocket pc. So this is how my day went afterwards. In the library, I’m trying to clean my school bag in the highest floor. I ended up finding my sugar’d honeycomb (yay - sarcasm) and smeared it on my schoolbag what else could have I done? _sigh_ and it seemed to have covered well. So I felt much happy. So as I’m walking out the door, my guyfriend walks in he is funny by nature but, turns 360, and says “nice bag, and fuck, your eyes look like vaginas” (gee thank, you just wanted to say almond, but it ended up as vaginas _rolls eyes_) Then I went to class, basically my teacher was staring at my breasts. He kept swallowing, and did the leg fidgety thing everytime I went to ask him a question. He seemed nervous around me (oh btw this dude is the daniel lavoie look a like) I walk into the café, a random dude just follows me for 15mins, which kinda scared me. It was a gay guy, and he striked a conversation, asking me if I was interested in helping him build a fashion portfolio (who me? nah, I’m curvy, but not toothpick skinny to be a model) and he was all like "we need young fertile girls!!! lmao…so I told him i’ll think about it… I get back to school, walking to the bookstore, and there are guys galore sitting on the bench checkin’ out girls. When I passed them they yelled “hey you! are you Brazilian?! wanna go out with me?” Then I got back to class, and the second male teacher tells me that I look nice today (k, people I was in a ponytail, gym tanktop and black pants, hmm…nothing glamourous) My female classmate bought me candies out of the blue. One guy friend tried to kiss me. I was playing badminton with the guys and girls. And the guys were either staring at me up there or down there if you know what I mean. I got this scarry hungry look than a grin or lusty look… Got back on the bus way back home, this big scarry-looking bald, tattooed guy sits righ infront of me and starts asking me questions like, do you have a bf? how old are you, what nationality are you…you’re Beautiful etc. Jesus, I was like dude leave me alone! I ened up putting my pants in the laundry, but my bag is soaking in oxyclean detergent. _sigh_ And all this is just 1/2 of what happened today…next time i’m lowering my dose on cops, mx282 and mx109 and blatant invitation! ---
**Author:** ![Takhisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Takhisis](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Takhisis)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:59am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/8 "2008-09-12T04:59:13Z")
Oh msselva, I feel for you but at the same time I’m laughing my head off. It’s an illustration (if any needed) of how well they work 😃 I hope you didn’t have anything rrrrrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllly creepy happen to you though! {{{selva}}} and good luck with the cleaning! ---
**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 6:48am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/9 "2008-09-12T06:48:26Z")
OK enough is enough msselva 😛 By all things Pink and Squishy you kill a DHL driver by answering the door in a sheer baby doll with nothing on underneath. You knew perfectly well what you were doing you little hottie. Then all the DHL guys hear about how you killed off one of their own and fight it out to see who gets to die such a glorious death next and the winner, err I mean loser, shows up and just when he is about to thank the God of All Things Pink and Squishy, you come attacking him fully clothed and all you care about is your package. Not even a tiny flash of skin. You might not know this but that man suffers from serious mental issues now. You could have at least jumped up and down a few times and caused his heart to race a bit. Maybe next time you might not be so selfish and drop the package in front of him so you can bend over to pick it up But NO all you do is grab your package and run off to seduce the rest of mankind with your sexy self. OH but that’s not all though is it? Killing off DHL guys just isn’t good enough? Nope, now you get a hold of [Instant Sexiness](https://phera.com/product/instant-sexiness/), as if we all didn’t know we modeled it after you to begin with 😉 and add copulins to it. Then it just happens to “spill” on you? Then you tell us guys your pants were “wet” from the spill and all your friend could say was vagina as he sputtered and drooled. I think we know exactly what is going on here msselva 😃 and just because I always love reading your adorable little stories, knowing full well who is seducing who, I am sending you a $25 Gift Certificate so you can keep up your shenanigans. Whew that was a mouthful. Anytime you want to answer the door naked, or seduce a poor fellow man please call me. I will take one for the team and come right over and “suffer” what you have to offer, you sly minx 🆒. ---
**Author:** ![msselva](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/msselva/32/943_2.png) [@msselva](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/msselva)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/10 "2008-09-12T16:11:44Z")
Hello guys! I’m at the school computer now…finally!!! I am able to type properly! Alrighty, I put my bad in oxyclean but today the smell didn’t go yet! Grrr! So I had to soak it in another cup of oxyclean, mom asked me if I needed diapers, since my pants smelled horrible even after the laundry..so embaressing! So it’s going for a second round! Today, I’m phero naked. Since I was kinda well sort of tired from all the hits I had from yesterday so I thought maybe, so I thought that I should take sometime to chillax, and then get back to work, but noooo! Today, I had an odd reaction from a female teacher who kept taking me to be her examples and my bestfriend’s guyfriend, asked me to have a cup of coffee with him… and omg!!! I think I didn’t wash it off well or something, maybe my pheros were working from the jacket I wore yesterday…hmm I don’t know if this is happening naturally or because of pheros. So I’m in the lab by myself, chillin’ aaah! It feels nice! Until…next class starts! OMG what a long reply, you made my day hehe!! Thank you Steveo you’re awesome! (lol, wow you’re so bad though! you dirty little boy!! lol) 😃 I’ll continue to be such an accident/clumsy freak oh I forgot! why continue when it comes naturally! lol! P.S: I think I’ve opened the door in every way except being naked, that - its been embaressing though! I’ll need to rethink about it hehehe 😛 lol, I did tried drying my pants when it spilled though, it looked pretty bad lmao I had to use the bathroom dryer in the girls room in the 6th floor (cause no one was hardly there) and basically, I’m in a weird position trying to rub it off, (as you all know, I couldn’t just take my pants off and stand there with my underwear and drying it!) but then this old grandma lady walks in, looks at me in such a pitiful and disgusted way and gave me this christian pamplet from her purse LMAO. —Another one of my most embaressing encounters! ---
**Author:** ![remmy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/remmy/32/2451_2.png) [@remmy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/remmy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 10:47pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/11 "2008-09-12T22:47:15Z")
AHAHAHAHA ditto that steveO 😉 anyways.. kinda late in replying but.. i hear that ur naked now hehehe.. usually dont bend that way, but im sure we can experiment since we are in college (and im sure thast what those girls thought too when they surrounded you) 🙂 \<3’s and kisses! ---
**Author:** ![Siren](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/siren/32/2186_2.png) [@Siren](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Siren)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/12 "2008-09-13T22:15:47Z")
Reps tp you Selva. I love your stories…LOL!!! Hilarious!! ---
**Author:** ![Axxel1](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/axxel1/32/1486_2.png) [@Axxel1](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Axxel1)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/13 "2008-10-26T20:11:40Z")
> [@msselva](#): > > Hello guys! I’m at the school computer now…finally!!! I am able to type properly! Alrighty, I put my bad in oxyclean but today the smell didn’t go yet! Grrr! So I had to soak it in another cup of oxyclean, mom asked me if I needed diapers, since my pants smelled horrible even after the laundry..so embaressing! So it’s going for a second round! > > Today, I’m phero naked. Since I was kinda well sort of tired from all the hits I had from yesterday so I thought maybe, so I thought that I should take sometime to chillax, and then get back to work, but noooo! Today, I had an odd reaction from a female teacher who kept taking me to be her examples and my bestfriend’s guyfriend, asked me to have a cup of coffee with him… > > and omg!!! I think I didn’t wash it off well or something, maybe my pheros were working from the jacket I wore yesterday…hmm I don’t know if this is happening naturally or because of pheros. So I’m in the lab by myself, chillin’ aaah! It feels nice! Until…next class starts! > > OMG what a long reply, you made my day hehe!! Thank you Steveo you’re awesome! (lol, wow you’re so bad though! you dirty little boy!! lol) 😃 I’ll continue to be such an accident/clumsy freak oh I forgot! why continue when it comes naturally! lol! P.S: I think I’ve opened the door in every way except being naked, that - its been embaressing though! I’ll need to rethink about it hehehe 😛 > > lol, I did tried drying my pants when it spilled though, it looked pretty bad lmao I had to use the bathroom dryer in the girls room in the 6th floor (cause no one was hardly there) and basically, I’m in a weird position trying to rub it off, (as you all know, I couldn’t just take my pants off and stand there with my underwear and drying it!) but then this old grandma lady walks in, looks at me in such a pitiful and disgusted way and gave me this christian pamplet from her purse LMAO. —Another one of my most embaressing encounters! its probably naturally…gotta give yourself some credit. ---
**Author:** ![starlitegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@starlitegirl](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/starlitegirl)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/14 "2008-10-26T22:31:06Z")
Oh, I just had the funniest idea. You could cut up your bag and jeans and carry pieces around with you like catnip only it’s man-nip. You could totally work this disaster in your favor. Heck, you don’t even have to waste the money on wearing cops anymore. Just carry some of that around with you. A piece in your pocket. Or line your bra with it. Keep some in your purse. I’d totally do it if this happened to me. What a great experiment! ---
**Author:** ![msselva](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/msselva/32/943_2.png) [@msselva](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/msselva)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/15 "2008-10-26T22:51:03Z")
> [@starlitegirl](#): > > Oh, I just had the funniest idea. You could cut up your bag and jeans and carry pieces around with you like catnip only it’s man-nip. You could totally work this disaster in your favor. Heck, you don’t even have to waste the money on wearing cops anymore. Just carry some of that around with you. A piece in your pocket. Or line your bra with it. Keep some in your purse. I’d totally do it if this happened to me. What a great experiment! LMAO!!! hahaha! you are really creative! Well if your piece of fabric is in your back pocket, that would make more sense 😃 lol! Well, I guess you could…but let me tell you, the cops will stink real bad (it freaked me out lol) it doesn’t smell the same (like when it dries down on your skin) so it smells rancid (and I used my old bottle of eow which I bought from ebay —and it was ever so rancid/N-A-S-T-Y). Basically, I had to bathe my stuff in perfume to cover the stank. A lot of perfume (the alcohol versions didn’t work, only the oil one seemed to cover it well), seemed like a waste to me, cause you can get the same hits on your skin without pouring like half a bottle of perfume lol 😃 By the way, my mom pants were saved by oxiclean…it had to go through 4 washing cycles lol My schoolbag on the other hand, it’s got a very light smell of cops but I was able to cover it with an alcohol based perfume _fiew_ I hardly take that when I go to school alone now a days lol ---
**Author:** ![starlitegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@starlitegirl](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/starlitegirl)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2008, 11:08pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/16 "2008-10-26T23:08:49Z")
Well at least nothing other than the precious [pheromones](https://a314.com/shop/) were lost, but now I’m seriously wondering about this man-nip idea. I feel there is great potential there… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![msselva](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/msselva/32/943_2.png) [@msselva](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/msselva)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/17 "2008-10-26T23:23:13Z")
> [@starlitegirl](#): > > Well at least nothing other than the precious pheromones were lost, but now I’m seriously wondering about this man-nip idea. I feel there is great potential there… 😉 LOL! Well, trying wont hurt 😉 Good luck! and tell us how it goes 😉 ---
**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/18 "2008-10-27T17:46:14Z")
ROTFLMAO - what an accident! I do not know how I missed this post - this is hilarious. I guess that is one way you can now teach a newbie the stuff works: “Just spill half the bottle on your pants and watch what happens ..” > [@remmy](#): > > i hear that ur naked now hehehe.. usually dont bend that way, but im sure we can experiment since we are in college I’ll referee 😮 … lol. Just watch the body checks and we will get along just fine. 😛 Honey - I need to go referee a … ummm … errr … wrestling match. Yeah - that’s it, a wrestling match. No - I don’t think I should take any of the kids … ---
**Author:** ![msselva](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/msselva/32/943_2.png) [@msselva](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/msselva)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 4:10am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/19 "2008-10-28T04:10:07Z")
> [@bosshank](#): > > ROTFLMAO - what an accident! I do not know how I missed this post - this is hilarious. Oh! how could you daddykins! How could you?! lol! > [@bosshank](#): > > I guess that is one way you can now teach a newbie the stuff works: “Just spill half the bottle on your pants and watch what happens ..” OMG! lol, newbies don’t hear what he just said _covers BH’s mouth_. > [@bosshank](#): > > I’ll referee 😮 … lol. Just watch the body checks and we will get along just fine. 😛 Honey - I need to go referee a … ummm … errr … wrestling match. Yeah - that’s it, a wrestling match. No - I don’t think I should take any of the kids … Oh boy! I’m so telling on you to Mrs.B! And when that happens this is what the scenario will look like Daddykins: 😮 Mrs.B: 😠 _has her rolling pin in her hand_ Me: 😃 LMAO! hahaha ---
**Author:** ![Phya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Phya](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phya)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2008, 4:22am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291/20 "2008-10-28T04:22:58Z")
Wow, this is old. Funny stories though, especially the grandma in the bathroom. 🙂 [Next page](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/omfg-help-my-is-bx5cops-leaked-in-my-schoolbag/19291.md?page=2)