# Paternity: the supermarket joke, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids'

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/paternity-the-supermarket-joke-i-think-youre-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids/26544>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [February 27, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/paternity-the-supermarket-joke-i-think-youre-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids/26544 "2009-02-27T13:33:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/paternity-the-supermarket-joke-i-think-youre-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids/26544/1 "2009-02-27T13:33:16Z")

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello. He’s rather taken back because he can’t place where he knows her from.  
So he says, “Do you know me?”

To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching while the other stripper whipped my butt with wet celery???”

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s teacher.

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**Author:** ![KatieA](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/katiea/32/1225_2.png) [@KatieA](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/KatieA)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/paternity-the-supermarket-joke-i-think-youre-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids/26544/2 "2009-02-27T13:46:54Z")

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Lmao that was cute. You were my first laugh today. 😃

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**Author:** ![Tommy\_Fever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Tommy\_Fever](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tommy_Fever)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 2:02pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/paternity-the-supermarket-joke-i-think-youre-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids/26544/3 "2009-02-27T14:02:38Z")

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lmao. that was good!

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**Author:** ![Tigerlilly](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tigerlilly/32/2257_2.png) [@Tigerlilly](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tigerlilly)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/paternity-the-supermarket-joke-i-think-youre-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids/26544/4 "2009-02-27T17:50:15Z")

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HA ha! 😃