# Pheromnes at the post office

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**Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\
**Created:** [February 17, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/pheromnes-at-the-post-office/26197 "2009-02-17T23:50:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![catlord17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@catlord17](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/catlord17)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/pheromnes-at-the-post-office/26197/1 "2009-02-17T23:50:49Z")

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Today I had to go to the post office. A female friend of mine several states away wanted to test EoW, so she asked me to get her a bottle. So I got her a bottle, but it had to be sent to me for the same reason she couldn’t get it herself. Naturally, I was sending the bottle to her when I went to the post office.

So I naturally forget to wear any [pheromones](https://a314.com/), and my pherosperiment was destined to be a “control”. Sigh.

I get to the guy and he says, “Anything hazardous, fragile, liquid or perishable?”

“Liquid and fragile,” I respond.

“What is it?”

I almost said copulins, but thought better of having to explain _that_ one.

“Pheromones.”

“What?”

“Pheromones.”

“What is that?”

“It’s chemicals humans use to communicate on a subconscious level.”

“Ooookay. Is it dangerous?”

“Nope. Just synthesized concentrated human sweat.”

“Okay… that’s a weird one…”

“Better if I don’t try to explain.”

“Yeah, probably. Have a good day.”

What fun. I can only imagine the “fun” it would have been if I had told him it was copulins. lmao

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**Author:** ![mikotorocks714](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mikotorocks714/32/1509_2.png) [@mikotorocks714](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mikotorocks714)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 12:09am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/pheromnes-at-the-post-office/26197/2 "2009-02-18T00:09:38Z")

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> [@catlord17](#):
>
> Today I had to go to the post office. A female friend of mine several states away wanted to test EoW, so she asked me to get her a bottle. So I got her a bottle, but it had to be sent to me for the same reason she couldn’t get it herself. Naturally, I was sending the bottle to her when I went to the post office.
> 
> So I naturally forget to wear any pheromones, and my pherosperiment was destined to be a “control”. Sigh.
> 
> I get to the guy and he says, “Anything hazardous, fragile, liquid or perishable?”
> 
> “Liquid and fragile,” I respond.
> 
> “What is it?”
> 
> I almost said copulins, but thought better of having to explain _that_ one.
> 
> “Pheromones.”
> 
> “What?”
> 
> “Pheromones.”
> 
> “What is that?”
> 
> “It’s chemicals humans use to communicate on a subconscious level.”
> 
> “Ooookay. Is it dangerous?”
> 
> “Nope. Just synthesized concentrated human sweat.”
> 
> “Okay… that’s a weird one…”
> 
> “Better if I don’t try to explain.”
> 
> “Yeah, probably. Have a good day.”
> 
> What fun. I can only imagine the “fun” it would have been if I had told him it was copulins. lmao

Ha, he probably would’ve been like “Copawhat?” Unless he knew what it meant!

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**Author:** ![castlerock](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/castlerock/32/1503_2.png) [@castlerock](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/castlerock)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 12:16am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/pheromnes-at-the-post-office/26197/3 "2009-02-18T00:16:31Z")

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cologne. problem solved.

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**Author:** ![dirusrules](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/dirusrules/32/1966_2.png) [@dirusrules](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/dirusrules)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/pheromnes-at-the-post-office/26197/4 "2009-02-18T03:53:40Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> cologne. problem solved.

short, sweet, and to the point… i like it lol

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**Author:** ![jankren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jankren](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/jankren)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 5:24am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/pheromnes-at-the-post-office/26197/5 "2009-02-18T05:24:39Z")

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When I sent back my bottle of [Instant Shine](https://a314.com/product/shine/) I just told the USPS guy its a perfume. No biggie.