# Pheromones made me eat live mice!!! \* **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [September 20, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/pheromones-made-me-eat-live-mice/52441 "2011-09-20T16:35:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ochrismongrelo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/ochrismongrelo/32/318_2.png) [@ochrismongrelo](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/ochrismongrelo)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 4:35pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/pheromones-made-me-eat-live-mice/52441/1 "2011-09-20T16:35:18Z")
_ **OMG I AM LIKE SOOOO MAD!** _ _ **I SPRAYED ON 1 SPRAY OF INSTANT OPEN JERKYNESS THIS MORNING AND THEN I SUDDENLY STARTED HUMPING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT! i ALSO WENT CRAZY AND STARTED EATING LIVE MICE AT A PET STORE AND HUMPING ALL OF THE ANIMALS THERE! IT WAS LIKE AN ORGY OF ANIMALICIOUS-NESS!** _ _ **I THEN DROVE THROUGH TRAFFIC, RUNNING 400 CARS OFF OF THE ROAD LIKE I WAS IN A DUKES OF HAZARD CAR CHASE!** _ _ **IT WAS ALL BECAUSE I WAS WEARING INSTANT OPEN JERKYNESS! I KNOW THAT IS THE REASON! AND I BET IT CAUSES LOSS OF PUBIC HAIR TOO BECAUSE I LOST ONE THIS MORNING!** _ _**ALSO I THINK THAT BECAUSE OF THIS STUFF IVE GOT ACKRANABIRUPONE-HEEBY-GEEBYS! ADMITTED THAT IT’S ONLY A THEORETICAL DISEASE THAT CAN BE CAUGHT BY SHELLFISH FROM OUTER MONGOLIA AND THE ANTARCTICA JUNGLES, BUT I THINK THAT BECAUSE OF THIS EVIL PHEROMONE STUFF, I NOW HAVE IT! IT’S GOTTA BE THE [PHEROMONES](https://a314.com/)! JUST GOTTA BE! IT CAN’T POSSIBLY BE THE TOXIC WASTE THAT I DRANK THIS MORNING FROM A LANDFILL!**_ _ **OMG THIS PHEROMONE STUFF IS EVIL AND I CANT STAND IT! I EVEN THINK THAT JESUS IS SMITING ME FOR USING IT BECAUSE THE DRAWER WHERE I KEEP THESE EVIL PHEROMONES CAME LOOSE THIS MORNING AND THE HANDLE BROKE OFF! ADMITTED, IT’S A 300 YEAR OLD ROTTING WOODEN TERMITE INFESTED DRESSER, BUT ITS GOTTA BE THE EVIL PHEROMONES, AND EVEN THOUGH IM NOT SURE HOW TO USE THESE PHEROMONES, YOU PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN USING THEM FOREVER DONT KNOW SHIT AND CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE!** _ _ **I BET IT EVEN CAUSES CANCER, INSANITY, PANIC ATTACKS, AND GAS THAT I’VE BEEN SEEING PEOPLE GET RECENTLY! I MYSELF HAVE BEEN EXPERIENCING CONSTANT DELUSIONS THAT CULT MEMBERS ARE WATCHING ME CONSTANTLY! IM SURE ITS THE PHEROMONES, IT CANT BE THAT I DID A CEREMONIAL PRAYER TO CTHULHU THE OTHER NIGHT!** _ _ **AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!** _ This post is a satire of the trolling and the ‘pheromones-cause-every-problem-in-my-life’ posts that have been popping up lately. No shellfish were injured in the making of this post, outer-mongolian or otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![Korths](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/korths/32/718_2.png) [@Korths](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Korths)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/pheromones-made-me-eat-live-mice/52441/2 "2011-09-20T17:05:31Z")
[http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/src/131420556245.jpg](http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/src/131420556245.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ochrismongrelo](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/ochrismongrelo/32/318_2.png) [@ochrismongrelo](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/ochrismongrelo)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/pheromones-made-me-eat-live-mice/52441/3 "2011-09-20T17:13:08Z")
It just felt right to throw a little bit of parody in the works. The number of questionable posts on the site lately have gotten a little ridiculous, anywhere from ‘I heard pheromones cause cancer or will make me eat my pet gerbil from a guy who heard it from a friend of a friend’ to ‘Pheromones are the root of all evil and they made me knock over a 7-11.’ I figured it was time to troll the trolls and give them a little of their own medicine 😃 > [@Korths](#): > > [http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/src/131420556245.jpg](http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/src/131420556245.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![mobocaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mobocaster](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mobocaster)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/pheromones-made-me-eat-live-mice/52441/4 "2011-09-20T18:03:02Z")
> [@ochrismongrelo](#): > > _ **I BET IT EVEN CAUSES CANCER, INSANITY, PANIC ATTACKS, AND GAS THAT I’VE BEEN SEEING PEOPLE GET RECENTLY!** _ I knew it but I’ve been denying it for too long! Mones are why I’ve been pumping-out, pant-ripping, horse flattening, room-emptying, bottom-burps for so many months now. OMG, I AM DESTROYED! 😮😮😃 ---
**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/pheromones-made-me-eat-live-mice/52441/5 "2011-09-20T18:58:21Z")
> [@Korths](#): > > [http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/src/131420556245.jpg](http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/src/131420556245.jpg) Got to love Boxxy, the only person to go to war with 4chan and win…LOL ---
**Author:** ![tisha23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@tisha23](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/tisha23)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/pheromones-made-me-eat-live-mice/52441/6 "2011-09-21T22:45:31Z")
😮 …Dont panic. Take some Beano, walk through the car wash 6 times making sure you get your ummm… under carriage, use hot wax on the last run then go lay on the church steps just as church gets out and let them pelt you with their bibles. Once thats done walk on your ass for 5 miles to cure the ACKRANABIRUPONE-HEEBY-GEEBYS wearing shellfish on your head. Then shave all your pubic hair off and offer it to the head cult member as a sacrafice and you will be free of this horrible nightmare. Or you can just take some Xanax and have a beer and chill out. Its up to you 😉 Tisha ---
**Author:** ![Korths](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/korths/32/718_2.png) [@Korths](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Korths)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 3:03am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/pheromones-made-me-eat-live-mice/52441/7 "2011-10-17T03:03:54Z")
I just love this thread! 😃 ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/pheromonetalk/original/2X/b/b50acb26856f2c7bcc311232c1473393c5be512c.png)