# Product Names We'll Never See! **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [April 25, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312 "2006-04-25T22:41:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dakota](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/dakota/32/951_2.png) [@Dakota](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Dakota)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/1 "2006-04-25T22:41:02Z")
Just a bit of fun.. oh how I wish some of these were available though! Instant Orgasm Instant SMOTFRN (yeah I read that thread lol) Instant MoistPanties 🆒 D. ---
**Author:** ![Rbt](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rbt/32/2066_2.png) [@Rbt](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Rbt)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2006, 12:56am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/2 "2006-04-26T00:56:50Z")
Well, I was sworn to secrecy on this, but what the heck… Besides the “T” line of ExperiMones (TAC, TAF, et.), there is also a “in developement” line of “D” ExperiMones. Here are some of them: Name Effects reported/comments * * * DAM - Testers rated as being really HOT by others! DEP - Uncontrollable urges to be in movies and act like a Hollywood star. DIE - OOPS. We’ll have to get back to you on that one… DOE - Credited with causing odd blank stares, like caught in headlights… DOH - Noticed odd cravings for doughnuts. Some tester’s skin turned yellow. Developed potbelly. IQ dropped considerably. DUD - Product in development: Instant Failure. ---
**Author:** ![thr3shold](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/thr3shold/32/2316_2.png) [@thr3shold](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/thr3shold)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2006, 9:46am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/3 "2006-04-26T09:46:31Z")
Actually there is an instant orgasm, it’s called oxytocin. ---
**Author:** ![Jeremy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jeremy\_L](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jeremy_L)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/4 "2006-04-26T19:41:25Z")
DUH - Keanu Reeves pheromone DIP - [Pheromones](https://a314.com/shop/) & chips or crisps DIGDUG - Retromones DOOKIE - ewww! ---
**Author:** ![examine](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/examine/32/1665_2.png) [@examine](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/examine)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 3:16am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/5 "2006-04-27T03:16:52Z")
IP speaks for itself. =P ---
**Author:** ![Rbt](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rbt/32/2066_2.png) [@Rbt](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Rbt)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 2:37pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/6 "2006-04-27T14:37:13Z")
> [@examine](#): > > IP > > speaks for itself. =P It turns you into one? ---
**Author:** ![noblelady](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/noblelady/32/2391_2.png) [@noblelady](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/noblelady)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 7:11pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/7 "2006-10-12T19:11:52Z")
> [@Rbt](#): > > It turns you into one? other (more slightly less classy) scenario the “I” is a personal pronoun and the letter P represents a verb:o ---
**Author:** ![Mak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@Mak](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mak)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 2:23pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/8 "2006-10-13T14:23:06Z")
> [@Dakota](#): > > Just a bit of fun.. oh how I wish some of these were available though! > > Instant Orgasm > Instant SMOTFRN (yeah I read that thread lol) > Instant MoistPanties > > 🆒 > > D. Or maybe the pair of .. Instant Hot - to catch the one that almost got away Instant Not - to use on competition ---
**Author:** ![Mtnjim](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mtnjim/32/2010_2.png) [@Mtnjim](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mtnjim)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/9 "2006-10-13T16:49:28Z")
Then there’s the Woman’s product: Instant Skank 😮 ---
**Author:** ![catlord17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@catlord17](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/catlord17)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 3:43am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/10 "2006-10-19T03:43:59Z")
Instant Idiot. Instant Indiscretion. Instant Slut. Instant Asshole. ---
**Author:** ![mbakron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8dc957/32.png) [@mbakron](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mbakron)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 4:35am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/11 "2006-10-20T04:35:06Z")
For men: IRR - instant road rage. Instant boredom Instant Wuss Iveg - Instant vegitarian IB - instant baldness For Women: NHTD - nag him to death IHB - instant huge butt IB - instant butch ICW - instant crack whore ID - Instant Ditz IGD - instant gold digger For both: Islob - instant slob IHal - instant halitosis ---
**Author:** ![Rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/838e76/32.png) [@Rob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Rob)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 8:26pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/12 "2006-10-20T20:26:47Z")
lol… I’d like to take Instant Wuss and Instant huge butt. Those are the ultimate revenge tools =P ---
**Author:** ![Brian\_F](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/brian_f/32/1573_2.png) [@Brian\_F](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Brian_F)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 6:08am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/13 "2014-12-13T06:08:47Z")
NHTD. Requested by no man, ever. ---
**Author:** ![vanadium](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@vanadium](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/vanadium)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/14 "2014-12-16T20:41:41Z")
Now when I see Instant Ice Tea, I’ll think of a a [pheromone](https://a314.com/shop/) that turns you into a [rap and TV star](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice-T) ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Dragon](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/miss_dragon/32/866_2.png) [@Miss\_Dragon](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Miss_Dragon)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 10:26pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/15 "2014-12-16T22:26:57Z")
> [@vanadium](#): > > Now when I see Instant Ice Tea, I’ll think of a a pheromone that turns you into a [rap and TV star](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice-T) Lol! When I first read “instant ice tea”, I was thinking, “Lipton already makes that!” ---
**Author:** ![mrseeker](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mrseeker/32/5177_2.png) [@mrseeker](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mrseeker)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 1:08pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/16 "2014-12-17T13:08:33Z")
Yesterday I was testing a new spray, and the name I came up afterwards for it was the “Dothraki Love Mix”. Another names you will never see: IR - Instant Rape. Brings out the animal. EoL - End of Line. Makes woman go numb. IF - Instant Faint. For those that go blank during weddings. Contains a dosage of Smelling Salts for added effect. Golddigger - [Ammo](https://a314.com/product/ammo/) with gold dust Instant Boner - Name says it all. Arousal for males. ---
**Author:** ![Nick\_W](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/nick_w/32/2200_2.png) [@Nick\_W](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Nick_W)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 8:18pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/17 "2014-12-19T20:18:46Z")
Hmm. Let’s see what 10 minutes of thinking will let me come up with. Instant Cat Lady - Summons all of the local felines for their cuddles. Instant Cat Lord - Like ICL but for Males! Instant Awkward - For those moments when you don’t want to talk to anyone at all costs! Silent But Deadly - Ever wanted slip a fart that was silent but struck with the fierceness of a stabbed tiger? You can at last! With SBD! Instant Amish - Want to give off that bearded look and feel without compromising you beliefs? Well for the price of two jars of peaches and 3 blocks of cheese, you too can have that old world love. Vampire Hunter - Are you constantly running into denizens of the night? With VH you can have a heavy scent of garlic and repel 99.99% of vampires!\* Instant Bro - Contains male bonding pheromones, side effects may include copious amounts of drinking, lots of chanting and yelling, mentions of “YOLO” and “SWAG” maybe heard, although do not fear it will pass with time. Ships with bro “SPRAY PRAY PARTY” Androtics Bro Tank/Concealed To-Go holder. EDC Approved. Instant Ho - Similar to instant bro, but for his lady. Ships with Androtics Direct Croptop/Concealed To-Go holder and matching “SPRAY ME” booty shorts. EDC Approved. Instant Dog - YES HELLO THIS IS DOG. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Dragon](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/miss_dragon/32/866_2.png) [@Miss\_Dragon](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Miss_Dragon)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/18 "2014-12-19T20:28:36Z")
Ha, I actually wish I had a spray that could summon cats! Can you guys get on this? ---
**Author:** ![Nick\_W](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/nick_w/32/2200_2.png) [@Nick\_W](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Nick_W)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 8:48pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/19 "2014-12-19T20:48:53Z")
> [@Miss\_Dragon](#): > > Ha, I actually wish I had a spray that could summon cats! Can you guys get on this? I would by lying if I said I didn’t want an ICL. ---
**Author:** ![Brian\_F](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/brian_f/32/1573_2.png) [@Brian\_F](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Brian_F)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2014, 10:09pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312/20 "2014-12-19T22:09:16Z")
Instant Cat Lady. It would be Feliway, Androsterone and Androstenol, mostly. Can’t lie, we have this in an MX graveyard. Instant Dog Lady apparently has copious amounts of copulins, chicken grease, and peanut butter smell. I’m not verifying its existence. I’m just saying. It _would_. [Next page](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/product-names-well-never-see/312.md?page=2)