# Recipe for Sex

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/recipe-for-sex/12979>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [May 22, 2008, 2:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/recipe-for-sex/12979 "2008-05-22T14:25:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 2:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/recipe-for-sex/12979/1 "2008-05-22T14:25:09Z")

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One day, a desperate woman goes to the doctor in need of help.

“Doctor, you have to help me,” she says,” My husband and I just don’t have sex anymore!” So the doctor gives her a jar of pills and tells her to give him a few every evening.

The first night, she gives him one, but nothing happens. The second night she gives him two, but they only make out. So the third night she gets really pissed off and slips the whole jar in his 32oz. beer…

A week later the doctor calls and the woman’s son answers, so he asks how things are going.

“Uh well, mom died of exhaustion, sister’s pregnant, my butthole hurts and dad’s naked out in the front yard screaming ‘Here kitty, kitty!’.”

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**Author:** ![jamesbonded](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jamesbonded/32/2090_2.png) [@jamesbonded](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/jamesbonded)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/recipe-for-sex/12979/2 "2008-05-22T14:47:43Z")

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Wow! nasty…😃

Good joke

> [@mark-in-dallas](#):
>
> One day, a desperate woman goes to the doctor in need of help.
> 
> “Doctor, you have to help me,” she says,” My husband and I just don’t have sex anymore!” So the doctor gives her a jar of pills and tells her to give him a few every evening.
> 
> The first night, she gives him one, but nothing happens. The second night she gives him two, but they only make out. So the third night she gets really pissed off and slips the whole jar in his 32oz. beer…
> 
> A week later the doctor calls and the woman’s son answers, so he asks how things are going.
> 
> “Uh well, mom died of exhaustion, sister’s pregnant, my butthole hurts and dad’s naked out in the front yard screaming ‘Here kitty, kitty!’.”

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**Author:** ![PhatSounds](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phatsounds/32/233_2.png) [@PhatSounds](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/PhatSounds)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 9:59am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/recipe-for-sex/12979/3 "2008-05-23T09:59:26Z")

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Whoa! That’s nasty but a good joke Mark. Keep on posting more of your jokes 🙂