# Reputation: the Dear Abby joke from a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [February 27, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/reputation-the-dear-abby-joke-from-a-crack-dealer-in-beaumont-texas/26545 "2009-02-27T13:37:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/reputation-the-dear-abby-joke-from-a-crack-dealer-in-beaumont-texas/26545/1 "2009-02-27T13:37:32Z")
Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in Houston. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Plano. She is a part time “working girl”. All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin in Longview who misses George Bush? Signed: Worried about my reputation. ---
**Author:** ![absane](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/absane/32/601_2.png) [@absane](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/absane)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/reputation-the-dear-abby-joke-from-a-crack-dealer-in-beaumont-texas/26545/2 "2009-02-27T15:49:17Z")
rofl. Nice. I miss Bush, too.