# Sex Guide For Virgins, Part 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [June 17, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sex-guide-for-virgins-part-2/14026 "2008-06-17T13:39:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sex-guide-for-virgins-part-2/14026/1 "2008-06-17T13:39:49Z")
Ok boys and girls, today we’re going to learn about the Birds and the Bees. Sound like fun? Are you excited? Finally, the sex talk, right? Alright then, let’s get right down to it! . . . . BIRDS SHIT ON YOU AND BEES STING. That’s all you need to know for now! ---
**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sex-guide-for-virgins-part-2/14026/2 "2008-06-17T14:15:01Z")
If it were only just birds who s\*\*\* on you life would be much better … lol. ---
**Author:** ![Phya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Phya](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phya)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 1:01am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sex-guide-for-virgins-part-2/14026/3 "2008-06-18T01:01:19Z")
> [@bosshank](#): > > If it were only just birds who s\*\*\* on you life would be much better … lol. Well..this is a jaded individual…🙄 ---
**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 1:07am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sex-guide-for-virgins-part-2/14026/4 "2008-06-18T01:07:50Z")
I prefer the term “optimistic cynic” - J/K 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bella](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bella/32/1738_2.png) [@Bella](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bella)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 2:14am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sex-guide-for-virgins-part-2/14026/5 "2008-06-18T02:14:52Z")
> [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > Ok boys and girls _ **Alright then, let’s get right down to it!** _ > . > . > . > . > _ **BIRDS SHIT ON YOU AND BEES STING**._ That’s all you need to know for now! > [@bosshank](#): > > If it were only just birds who s\*\*\* on you life would be much better … lol. LOL! I’ve been sh\*t on and stung at the same time…more than once. 😛 > [@Phya](#): > > Well..this is a jaded individual…🙄 How does it feel to wear your brother’s shoes? Life is long, my sweet. 😉 > [@bosshank](#): > > I prefer the term “optimistic cynic” - J/K 😃 Never hurts to have eyes in the back of your head. Ya need 'em where I come from. ---
**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 2:17am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sex-guide-for-virgins-part-2/14026/6 "2008-06-18T02:17:19Z")
Shoulda known Bella would understand … ---
**Author:** ![Phya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Phya](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phya)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 9:28am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sex-guide-for-virgins-part-2/14026/7 "2008-06-18T09:28:28Z")
> [@Bella](#): > > How does it feel to wear your brother’s shoes? Life is long, my sweet. 😉 Not sure what you mean by that? As in how is it to see through bosshanks perspective? ---
**Author:** ![Bella](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bella/32/1738_2.png) [@Bella](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bella)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sex-guide-for-virgins-part-2/14026/8 "2008-06-18T20:24:58Z")
> [@Phya](#): > > Well..this is a jaded individual…🙄 > [@Phya](#): > > Not sure what you mean by that? As in how is it to see through bosshanks perspective? Yes, Phya, that’s exactly what I mean. 😉 I don’t think “jaded” is fair…if you knew him better I don’t think you would jump to that conclusion. You surprised me as I’ve seen you jump to the defense of others, who shall remain nameless, who _are_ actually “jaded”. Fankly, I would describe bosshank _quite_ differently. 🆒 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Phya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Phya](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phya)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sex-guide-for-virgins-part-2/14026/9 "2008-06-19T20:11:00Z")
> [@Bella](#): > > Yes, Phya, that’s exactly what I mean. 😉 I don’t think “jaded” is fair…if you knew him better I don’t think you would jump to that conclusion. You surprised me as I’ve seen you jump to the defense of others, who shall remain nameless, who _are_ actually “jaded”. Fankly, I would describe bosshank _quite_ differently. 🆒 😉 That’s what I thought, I guess it didn’t make sense because I hadn’t understood how you had interpreted my statement. I admit ‘jaded’ holds some negative connotations that I might not have thinking of at the time. It was purely sarcastic, an exaggerated comment for an exaggerated (or perhaps not so exaggerated) statement from bosshank. 🙂 I know he’s cool, which is why I felt it would be seen as joking to call bosshank jaded. 😉 Sorry BH. I’m that guy that jokes about things that are obviously not the case. I jokingly call my hottest friends ‘ugly’, yes, it could be a miscalculation since they might still harbor insecurities, but I figure for my personal friendships it’s acceptable and I know to stop if they really do take it to heart. As always, the internet leaves all the stuff in between out of the equation. In either case, my bad. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Phya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Phya](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phya)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 8:17pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sex-guide-for-virgins-part-2/14026/10 "2008-06-19T20:17:43Z")
As an aside, Bosshank, how does an ‘optimistic cynic’ think? “Everything’s going to be fine because I did it myself!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bella](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bella/32/1738_2.png) [@Bella](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bella)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sex-guide-for-virgins-part-2/14026/11 "2008-06-21T19:47:58Z")
> [@Phya](#): > > That’s what I thought, I guess it didn’t make sense because I hadn’t understood how you had interpreted my statement. I admit ‘jaded’ holds some negative connotations that I might not have thinking of at the time. It was purely sarcastic, an exaggerated comment for an exaggerated (or perhaps not so exaggerated) statement from bosshank. 🙂 I know he’s cool, which is why I felt it would be seen as joking to call bosshank jaded. 😉 Sorry BH. > > I’m that guy that jokes about things that are obviously not the case. I jokingly call my hottest friends ‘ugly’, yes, it could be a miscalculation since they might still harbor insecurities, but I figure for my personal friendships it’s acceptable and I know to stop if they really do take it to heart. As always, the internet leaves all the stuff in between out of the equation. In either case, my bad. 😃 Np, Phya. 🙂 Thanks for explaining. Yes, sometimes, it’s hard to read between the lines on the internet. You didn’t mean it offensively and I most certainly take you at your word. You know what I think of you as I’ve told you many times. It seemed out of character for you to make a comment like that. And, trust me…if somebody made a comment like that, about you, and I saw it I would just as readily jump to _your_ defense, my sweet. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Phya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Phya](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phya)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2008, 8:17pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sex-guide-for-virgins-part-2/14026/12 "2008-06-21T20:17:46Z")
Aww… _sniff_ I’m touched. Not often people feel like coming to the defense of an angst-ridden, ‘testosterone filled’ (?), quiet Asian kid. 😃 Thanks for understanding. 😉 Geez, as a side note, PT is honestly THE easiest place to get along that I’ve ever been to, online or offline. Except, possibly with the locals of Molokai’i. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sex-guide-for-virgins-part-2/14026/13 "2008-06-24T16:29:22Z")
> [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > BIRDS SHIT ON YOU AND BEES STING. That’s all you need to know for now! If it were only as simple as bird Crap, The trouble is the birds try and take everything from you including your nest. Then they shit on you.