# Sexual Emergencies

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sexual-emergencies/65753>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [March 11, 2016, 11:45pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sexual-emergencies/65753 "2016-03-11T23:45:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![LadyScientist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@LadyScientist](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/LadyScientist)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 11:45pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sexual-emergencies/65753/1 "2016-03-11T23:45:07Z")

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In case you didn’t know, and since we (or maybe I?) love talking about sex so much, here is an old but still useful article on the acute dangers of sex.

One in particular, is the post-orgasm headache, which can rarely be associated with a subarachnoid hemorrhage.

[Coital emergencies.](http://pmj.bmj.com/content/72/853/653.full.pdf+html)

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**Author:** ![CelticPrince](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/celticprince/32/397_2.png) [@CelticPrince](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/CelticPrince)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 8:40pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sexual-emergencies/65753/2 "2016-04-25T20:40:26Z")

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Interesting article…a couple of those I have had friends tell me about incidents they were involve with:

- A buddy’s brother got married, and his wife to be insisted on waiting until they were married before they “do it”. They got married and headed straight to the airport after the reception. Flew to St. Thomas V.I. and got in late and just went to bed and crashed. The next morning they woke up and “consummated” the marriage a couple times. They got up had breakfast, rented a car and went sight seeing. About an hour in his pecker started to hurt really bad. They stopped so he could go to the bathroom and check it out. It was bright red and hot and excruciatingly painful. He wet a paper towel with cold water and put it on his member to cool it, and when he took it off the whole top layer of skin sloughed off with the towel. Screaming in pain they went to a hospital and got checked out. Apparently there was something in her juices that caused a reaction in his penis skin and made it come off. The doctor said it is rare, but they are sexually incompatible. He would have to wear a rubber all the time in the future. Divorced after 2 years…

-Another buddy fractured his junk in a particularly athletic lovemaking session. He showed it to me in the locker room one time. It now has a distinctive “left turn”.

-And a few times in college I had a woman fall asleep mid-action. Passed out is more accurate from excessive partying. Coital anesthesia?? 🙂 Not very sexy. Dead fish syndrome.

-And last but not least, an old neighbor of mine from the neighborhood I grew up in died during coitus. He was a great big guy and she was a tiny little lady. He was on top of her doing the driving, when he had a heart attack and died, pinning her under him. Took her 10 minutes to squeeze out from under him and call an ambulance. Felt sorry for her, but hey, if you gotta go, I can think of worse ways to go…

That is all.

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**Author:** ![Dee\_A](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7bcc69/32.png) [@Dee\_A](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Dee_A)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2016, 4:06pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sexual-emergencies/65753/3 "2016-05-15T16:06:48Z")

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The dark side of sex… Interesting read. 🙂

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**Author:** ![CelticPrince](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/celticprince/32/397_2.png) [@CelticPrince](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/CelticPrince)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2016, 5:24pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sexual-emergencies/65753/4 "2016-05-17T17:24:52Z")

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“- A buddy’s brother got married, and his wife to be insisted on waiting until they were married before they “do it”. They got married and headed straight to the airport after the reception. Flew to St. Thomas V.I. and got in late and just went to bed and crashed. The next morning they woke up and “consummated” the marriage a couple times. They got up had breakfast, rented a car and went sight seeing. About an hour in his pecker started to hurt really bad. They stopped so he could go to the bathroom and check it out. It was bright red and hot and excruciatingly painful. He wet a paper towel with cold water and put it on his member to cool it, and when he took it off the whole top layer of skin sloughed off with the towel. Screaming in pain they went to a hospital and got checked out. Apparently there was something in her juices that caused a reaction in his penis skin and made it come off. The doctor said it is rare, but they are sexually incompatible. He would have to wear a rubber all the time in the future. Divorced after 2 years…”

Gives a whole new meaning to “taking her for a test drive…”

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**Author:** ![justintime469](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/justintime469/32/1402_2.png) [@justintime469](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/justintime469)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2016, 4:09pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sexual-emergencies/65753/5 "2016-11-18T16:09:39Z")

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> [@CelticPrince](#):
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> “- A buddy’s brother got married, and his wife to be insisted on waiting until they were married before they “do it”. They got married and headed straight to the airport after the reception. Flew to St. Thomas V.I. and got in late and just went to bed and crashed. The next morning they woke up and “consummated” the marriage a couple times. They got up had breakfast, rented a car and went sight seeing. About an hour in his pecker started to hurt really bad. They stopped so he could go to the bathroom and check it out. It was bright red and hot and excruciatingly painful. He wet a paper towel with cold water and put it on his member to cool it, and when he took it off the whole top layer of skin sloughed off with the towel. Screaming in pain they went to a hospital and got checked out. Apparently there was something in her juices that caused a reaction in his penis skin and made it come off. The doctor said it is rare, but they are sexually incompatible. He would have to wear a rubber all the time in the future. Divorced after 2 years…”
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> Gives a whole new meaning to “taking her for a test drive…”

Holy shit! I have never heard of this dam!

You always have to test drive first of course and quite a few times if you ask me, I mean if you are going to own it.

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**Author:** ![Jdub](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jdub/32/1399_2.png) [@Jdub](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jdub)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2016, 9:31pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sexual-emergencies/65753/6 "2016-11-18T21:31:54Z")

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Great…  
My boner went from 10 to 0..  
Thanks for this post, I may never have sex again.

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**Author:** ![Jdub](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jdub/32/1399_2.png) [@Jdub](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jdub)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2016, 9:34pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sexual-emergencies/65753/7 "2016-11-18T21:34:30Z")

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I had this one girl when I was a teen who’s vagina would scratch the hell out of my junk. I called her razor blade p\*\*\*\*.  
No real emergency but I always thought it was interesting. She wasn’t dry either.

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**Author:** ![mobocaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mobocaster](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mobocaster)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2016, 10:16pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sexual-emergencies/65753/8 "2016-11-18T22:16:21Z")

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For some reason, my device isn’t opening this - Maybe its trying to protect me?

I’ve had more than a few eyebrow-arching moments from my doc when I took my latest sex-related injury to her.

The best and thankfully least painful remains the time I was with a woman who had a big spiky belly button stud ant it left an impressive trail of puncture marks across my stomach and groin, some of which got infected.

I could see her head sort-of strangely moving to one side as the tried to work-out the trajectory/positions of entry involved to get spiked where I did! :o 😃
