# Simple Math

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/simple-math/12433>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [May 10, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/simple-math/12433 "2008-05-10T17:09:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/simple-math/12433/1 "2008-05-10T17:09:28Z")

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A math teacher and his wife were both 54 years old. One evening the wife came home and found a note from her husband. It said: ‘‘My dear, you are 54 years old and there are some things you are not giving me anymore, so I am at the Holiday Inn with one of my 18-year-old students. Don’t bother waiting up for me.’’

He returns home that night to find a note from his wife: ‘‘You are also 54 years old and there are things I need too that you’re not giving me. So I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 18-year-old students. And you (being a math teacher), should know that 18 goes into 54 way more than 54 goes into 18, so don’t YOU wait up for ME.’’

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**Author:** ![deriw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@deriw](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/deriw)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2008, 7:29am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/simple-math/12433/2 "2008-05-11T07:29:03Z")

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..but isn’t 18-54 a negative number?

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**Author:** ![acid\_circuit](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/acid_circuit/32/2019_2.png) [@acid\_circuit](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/acid_circuit)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 7:50am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/simple-math/12433/3 "2008-05-12T07:50:11Z")

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Don’t think of the maths about it… Think about the image of it!

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**Author:** ![Jasx69](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jasx69/32/2413_2.png) [@Jasx69](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Jasx69)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 8:06am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/simple-math/12433/4 "2008-05-12T08:06:26Z")

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> Don’t think of the maths about it… Think about the image of it!

**yes think about genitalia 😛 ones a man and the others a woman, 18 would preferably go int0 a 54 woman alot more times 😃**

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**Author:** ![Phya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@Phya](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phya)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/simple-math/12433/5 "2008-05-12T23:52:11Z")

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Heh, I’ve seen this joke before. Back then I just laughed, now that I have a bit more perspective, I would actually think 54 goes into 18 more times than 18 goes into 54. I don’t know what kind of math class that wife took but I don’t think 18 would go into 54 even once. 😃