# Smellin' like cooter and acting like a cock. Instant Asshole. **URL:** \ **Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [December 10, 2007, 3:32am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/smellin-like-cooter-and-acting-like-a-cock-instant-asshole/7265 "2007-12-10T03:32:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![data4](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/data4/32/272_2.png) [@data4](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/data4)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 3:32am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/smellin-like-cooter-and-acting-like-a-cock-instant-asshole/7265/1 "2007-12-10T03:32:39Z")
Okay, I tried my [Instant Jerk](https://a314.com/product/instant-jerk/) for real today, and I have to say that it does work as advertised. I didn’t get to interact with many people today, but I didn’t have to have anyone point out to me that I was acting like a dick. I don’t know if it’s the pheromones or not, but today is one of those days I just want to throw away and forget. D4 ---
**Author:** ![MadisonTate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@MadisonTate](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/MadisonTate)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 4:06am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/smellin-like-cooter-and-acting-like-a-cock-instant-asshole/7265/2 "2007-12-10T04:06:04Z")
I hope the smell wasnt as fierce as my “almost” Dirty experiment. I couldnt even wear it for 1 minute without wanting it OFF me, and that was only one drop. I think Dirty may be only for guys in a marriage who want a one-night Viagra substitution. I felt like a way-overfilled balloon and was quite pleased to have things return to normal…and thats AFTER i scrubbed the stuff off. I will say that if women smelled like that, the human race would die out. ---
**Author:** ![data4](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/data4/32/272_2.png) [@data4](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/data4)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 4:18am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/smellin-like-cooter-and-acting-like-a-cock-instant-asshole/7265/3 "2007-12-10T04:18:47Z")
Actually, I couldn’t really pick out the copulins in Jerk. I’m gunning for a nomination in that thread title contest. Heh. So Dirty’s self-effects are pretty stand-out, eh? Or should I say stand-up? 😉 -D4 ---
**Author:** ![MadisonTate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@MadisonTate](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/MadisonTate)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 4:24am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/smellin-like-cooter-and-acting-like-a-cock-instant-asshole/7265/4 "2007-12-10T04:24:26Z")
I (\*&$ you not. I thought i needed to go to a doctor and was trying to figure out how to explain what happened. I took a nap after scrubbing the stuff off and woke up in pain. I desperately needed anti-Viagra. ---
**Author:** ![data4](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/data4/32/272_2.png) [@data4](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/data4)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 4:56am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/smellin-like-cooter-and-acting-like-a-cock-instant-asshole/7265/5 "2007-12-10T04:56:35Z")
So… erm… prior to the effect wearing off, did you try anything that would naturally get rid of it under normal circumstances? You know… um… yeah. -D4 ---
**Author:** ![TRDE59](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/trde59/32/412_2.png) [@TRDE59](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/TRDE59)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 5:00am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/smellin-like-cooter-and-acting-like-a-cock-instant-asshole/7265/6 "2007-12-10T05:00:59Z")
hahahaha. lol at this thread. sounds like fun, though. ---
**Author:** ![MadisonTate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@MadisonTate](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/MadisonTate)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 5:15am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/smellin-like-cooter-and-acting-like-a-cock-instant-asshole/7265/7 "2007-12-10T05:15:09Z")
> [@data4](#): > > So… erm… prior to the effect wearing off, did you try anything that would naturally get rid of it under normal circumstances? You know… um… yeah. > > -D4 ummm…no. I was in pain, not at all excited. Sex was actually the last thing on my mind, and i was trying very hard to keep anything from touching anything. I was afraid something was really wrong. ---
**Author:** ![TRDE59](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/trde59/32/412_2.png) [@TRDE59](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/TRDE59)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 6:23am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/smellin-like-cooter-and-acting-like-a-cock-instant-asshole/7265/8 "2007-12-10T06:23:33Z")
> [@MadisonTate](#): > > ummm…no. I was in pain, not at all excited. Sex was actually the last thing on my mind, and i was trying very hard to keep anything from touching anything. I was afraid something was really wrong. [Beavis And Butthead, Erection | Cartoons & Comics | Funny Videos, Pictures and Jokes at JibJab](http://www.jibjab.com/view/66811)