# Sons, who would have them! **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [November 17, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sons-who-would-have-them/22985 "2008-11-17T20:39:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![diamond](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/diamond/32/859_2.png) [@diamond](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/diamond)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sons-who-would-have-them/22985/1 "2008-11-17T20:39:31Z")
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house to a depth of 10 cm. 2.If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room. 5.You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way. 6.The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn’t stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.When you hear the toilet flush and the words ‘uh oh’, it’s already too late. 8.Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it. 9.A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movie s, 10.Certain Lego’s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy. 11.Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12.Super glue is forever. 13.No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water. 14.Pool filters do not like jelly crystals. 15.VCR’s do not eject ‘BLT’ sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16.Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17.Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18.You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is. 19.Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20.The fire department in Brisbane, Qld, has a 5-minute response time. 21.The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22.It will, however, make cats dizzy 23.Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid ---
**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sons-who-would-have-them/22985/2 "2008-11-17T21:12:07Z")
Damn that’s a lot of smoke! OMG call the fire company ---
**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sons-who-would-have-them/22985/3 "2008-11-17T21:19:22Z")
> [@Steve](#): > > Damn that’s a lot of smoke! > > OMG call the fire company I was thinking the same thing… _cough_ _cough_ ---
**Author:** ![diamond](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/diamond/32/859_2.png) [@diamond](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/diamond)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sons-who-would-have-them/22985/4 "2008-11-17T21:25:41Z")
Being dad to a four year old boy I can vouch for at least three of these being true!! Suffice to say that my daughter’s 6 month kitten now has a morbid fear of the dryer 😮 Just remembered, for the hell of it, I hit myself with 10 sprays of Shine earlier and have had a daft grin on my face all evening - coincidence? ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sons-who-would-have-them/22985/5 "2008-11-17T22:18:47Z")
And I was just thinking, damn, if I only had some brake fluid! 🙄 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 8:31am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sons-who-would-have-them/22985/6 "2008-11-18T08:31:48Z")
Of course I could tell you how to make a bomb out of an MRE, but then I’d have to kill you. Army trained as a FLAME specialist. Don’t ask, you won’t even find my MOS regardless of where you looked. It never existed, nor do I. Ghosting without mones 🙂 We might not be boys anymore, but oh the fun we have. Bosshank can tell you a thing or two, but then he’d have to kill you too. ---
**Author:** ![diamond](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/diamond/32/859_2.png) [@diamond](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/diamond)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 9:31am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sons-who-would-have-them/22985/7 "2008-11-18T09:31:22Z")
Make a bomb from an MRE, so that’s what the sachet of lime jelly was for!! ---
**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 9:22am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sons-who-would-have-them/22985/8 "2008-11-19T09:22:44Z")
Bosshank can make a bomb out of this post if he chose too ---
**Author:** ![diamond](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/diamond/32/859_2.png) [@diamond](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/diamond)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 9:30am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sons-who-would-have-them/22985/9 "2008-11-19T09:30:26Z")
Right, I’m gonna dig out my gear, catch the next flight to the arctic and dig meself a hole to hide in for the next 3 months. Having said that, when you say Pherobomb, do you mean it literally??