# Strip Club Pheromone Testopalooza! **URL:** \ **Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [October 6, 2007, 2:07am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880 "2007-10-06T02:07:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![data4](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/data4/32/272_2.png) [@data4](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/data4)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 11:39pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/161 "2007-11-03T23:39:02Z")
> [@z414a4d](#): > > I just wish i could test the same just like you. But my first order was placed over 2 weeks ago and still no response or order ☹ just A314 and IS and Turn Up The Heat I know it’s easier for me to say this than it is for you to do it, but just be patient and hang in there. It looks like folks are starting to get their orders in. Me, I’ve been ready to place my next order for awhile, but I’m waiting until things calm down on their end a little before adding to the backlog. Those are some good first choices, too. Oh, and… er… you might want to try using them in some more conventional type places before venturing into the underworld of the adult entertainment biz. Get an idea of what the pheromones do for you in more mundane settings first. Learn their nuances and how to tweak for certain responses. THEN go have fun under the black lights. 😉 -D4 ---
**Author:** ![data4](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/data4/32/272_2.png) [@data4](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/data4)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 9:45pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/162 "2007-11-04T21:45:18Z")
Oh…boy… Just got off the phone with Paradise. Both she and Raven will be meeting me later at Starbucks. I’m a nervous wreck. LOL! Holy crap… HELP! I like to think I’m Mr. Stripclub, but outside of the club, I’m just shy Jon. I am so afraid I’m going to act like a complete dumbass. Focus… focus… Do I use The Cube? Do I talk about the weather? Do I rave about how damn good that mocha I’ll be sipping is? Of course, I’ll be posting a full report. What pheromones to use… Hmm… Ammo? Shine? [Instant Female Magic](https://a314.com/product/instant-female-magic/)? Somehow going -none heavy for this doesn’t seem right. OY! Pardon my little stream of consciousness ramble here. I just had to get something out… -D4 ---
**Author:** ![z414a4d](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/z414a4d/32/1299_2.png) [@z414a4d](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/z414a4d)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/163 "2007-11-04T22:48:29Z")
Just be yourself man. It the outcome don’t matter. Remember your original intentions…Experimentation. This is just another opportunity to do just that 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Willie0524](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/41988e/32.png) [@Willie0524](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Willie0524)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 12:12am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/164 "2007-11-05T00:12:04Z")
> [@data4](#): > > Oh…boy… > > Of course, I’ll be posting a full report. What pheromones to use… Hmm… Ammo? Shine? Instant Female Magic? Somehow going -none heavy for this doesn’t seem right. OY! > > -D4 Why even bother fussing over what products to wear? You said that when you got the second number, you were only wearing Drakkar and you never even tried. Seems to me that they like you enough as it is. Dont sweat it, man. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.PJ](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/dr.pj/32/1250_2.png) [@Dr.PJ](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Dr.PJ)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 4:26am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/165 "2007-11-05T04:26:21Z")
I would probably just relax and use [Instant Shine](https://a314.com/product/shine/) and Female Magic. At the very least you’ll have some sort of security blanket of calming fuming the air to help a little. Worst case scenario dictates that they say you are a scumbag and a leapord mauls you shortly afterwards. Best case scenario, they confess their love for you and you win a trillion dollors in gold and a country declares that you are their long lost king and they want you back. So the way I see it, if your head doesn’t literally explode and cause a terrible mess on the sofa, then you’re fine. There’s always tomarrow to blow up and cause a scene. ---
**Author:** ![z414a4d](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/z414a4d/32/1299_2.png) [@z414a4d](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/z414a4d)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 4:50am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/166 "2007-11-05T04:50:56Z")
> [@Dr.PJ](#): > > So the way I see it, if your head doesn’t literally explode and cause a terrible mess on the sofa, then you’re fine. Especially if its a white sofa! ---
**Author:** ![SyraBrian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@SyraBrian](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SyraBrian)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 5:35pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/167 "2007-11-05T17:35:27Z")
I’ll be the first one to pick a time for the “data4 posts that he took part in a three-way” pool. I’ll say that inevitable post will be logged on November 11th at 3:27 am Pacific time. ---
**Author:** ![data4](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/data4/32/272_2.png) [@data4](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/data4)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/168 "2007-11-05T17:56:46Z")
LOL! Doubtful. Or, at least, if it does happen, I’ll have sufficient proof to back me up. I’m in the middle of writing up a FR, so stay tuned. After last night, I’m convinced that if anything does happen, it’ll be with and quite possibly initiated by Raven. Yikes! -D4 ---
**Author:** ![z414a4d](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/z414a4d/32/1299_2.png) [@z414a4d](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/z414a4d)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 6:31pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/169 "2007-11-05T18:31:09Z")
hurry with that post! im anxious! ---
**Author:** ![data4](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/data4/32/272_2.png) [@data4](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/data4)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 6:40pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/170 "2007-11-05T18:40:14Z")
> [@z414a4d](#): > > hurry with that post! im anxious! Just for you, I was going to stick this in the middle of the report and set up the context, but hey… it speaks for itself. 😃 I give you… the lovely Raven. [Oh lordy - Putfile.com](http://media.putfile.com/Oh-lordy) -D4 ---
**Author:** ![z414a4d](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/z414a4d/32/1299_2.png) [@z414a4d](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/z414a4d)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/171 "2007-11-05T19:05:37Z")
its…not loading… ---
**Author:** ![z414a4d](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/z414a4d/32/1299_2.png) [@z414a4d](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/z414a4d)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/172 "2007-11-05T19:07:25Z")
got it to load…its really tough to understand…as if you dont have enough already to write about…you should write up a script 😃 ---
**Author:** ![data4](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/data4/32/272_2.png) [@data4](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/data4)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/173 "2007-11-05T19:09:00Z")
Not sure what’s going on with Putfile. Try this: [stripperhump.mp3](http://www.mediafire.com/?9mymbfd5d5p) -D4 ---
**Author:** ![z414a4d](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/z414a4d/32/1299_2.png) [@z414a4d](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/z414a4d)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 7:14pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/174 "2007-11-05T19:14:56Z")
Did she say…Im really horny tonight? ---
**Author:** ![data4](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/data4/32/272_2.png) [@data4](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/data4)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/175 "2007-11-05T19:19:24Z")
Yes. Yes she did. And I was the one giving the LJBF line with “It’ll change the whole dynamic of our relationship.” ---
**Author:** ![z414a4d](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/z414a4d/32/1299_2.png) [@z414a4d](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/z414a4d)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/176 "2007-11-05T19:35:07Z")
Followed by the awkward silence…HURRY!!! ---
**Author:** ![data4](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/data4/32/272_2.png) [@data4](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/data4)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 7:38pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/177 "2007-11-05T19:38:27Z")
> [@z414a4d](#): > > got it to load…its really tough to understand…as if you dont have enough already to write about…you should write up a script 😃 Me: “I need a break and then we’ll have round two. Besides, I need like, ten… I need… what…” Raven: “Now I’m warmed up, I’m like…” Me: “Yeah, well I need a thirty minute cooldown..” Raven: (while bouncing on my lap) “…let me hump you! let me hump you!.. oh. sorry…” (giggle) Me: (giving her a FUCK ME NOW stare) “Don’t play with my heart like that!” Raven: “I really am… like, honestly to God I am so horny.” Me: “Really?” (brow quirk) Raven: “3 months? That’s a long time.” (referencing an earlier conversation where she told me the last time she… _ahem_ anyway…) Me: “Like I said, if I knew it wouldn’t… change the dynamic of our relationship, I’d say… ‘you know… I can help you out with that.’” Raven: (unintelligible) “…like we’ll just do it… you know… just relieve eachother… and then it’ll be back to normal, but it’s never normal…” Me: “I know… sucks how that happens.” Awkward silence ensues for the next few seconds. Were it not for the music, you could hear crickets chirping. Raven: (snuggling up against me) “Oooh!” Me: “Anyway… uh…” (another silence) “Do they have showers here?” (more silence) “Yeah… if it’s any consolation, I’m …kinda in the same boat right now.” Raven: “Which boat?” (unintelligible) Me: “The H-boat.” And there ya go. -D4 ---
**Author:** ![z414a4d](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/z414a4d/32/1299_2.png) [@z414a4d](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/z414a4d)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 8:10pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/178 "2007-11-05T20:10:16Z")
theres an expierence…even “I” will never forget…damn… ---
**Author:** ![z414a4d](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/z414a4d/32/1299_2.png) [@z414a4d](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/z414a4d)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 8:10pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/179 "2007-11-05T20:10:51Z")
phuckin pheros man…phuckin pheros… ---
**Author:** ![data4](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/data4/32/272_2.png) [@data4](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/data4)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880/180 "2007-11-05T20:15:56Z")
It went fine. Kinda short, but left the door open for future meetings. Not to mention free lap dances all evening. Heh. Yeah, they had to work tonight, so after Starbucks, we all went to the club together. I got to be their escort, since the door guy doesn’t show up until about 8:00. It was kinda funny at Starbucks, because since they were going to work, they had their work faces on. Stripper makeup under the black lights looks sexy. Outside in the daylight, it’s kinda slutty. In fact, after a later conversation with Paradise about what her new outfit should be, I told her “Catholic School Girl, definitely.” Reason? She looks sorta like the character Jeanette from the game Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines. ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W42k2vgY\_t4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W42k2vgY_t4))) I got to Starbucks before they did, so I ordered a tall mocha and sat outside. A little while later, they showed up, and surprisingly ON TIME. I’ve maintained a sort of cynicism about this whole thing, and I just knew they were going to show up at the last minute, only to say they had to go within 5 minutes of getting there, but that wasn’t the case. So the three of us walk in, and the place is full of college students. There’s a small university in the area, and obviously this is one of the hang outs. It seemed like all eyes were on us, and all I could do was wear this smug smile on my face. The barista took our order, and then said “So what are you guys up to this evening?” We all looked at eachother and said in unison “Oh… nothing much…” Coffee chat was just small talk. I got to hear a little about club politics, rivalries, how each got into dancing. We talked about getting together after hours and leaving a lasting impression of us on the city of Tacoma. Nothing special to report there, other than that it was nice to be out of the club and with these two away from that whole scene if only for a little bit. Soon, it was time to go, so I followed them up to the club, and we walked in. Unfortunately, I still have to pay to get in there, but I’m working on the manager. Heh. The club isn’t too busy, but I told them both to make rounds first. I’d be there for a little while, and it was now time for them to make money. While they worked the room, another dancer, L.A., came off the stage and had a seat at my table. I told her up front that I probably wasn’t going to buy any dances any time soon, and that I didn’t want her to waste her time on me. She thanked me for being up front about it, and said “If you don’t mind, I need a break, and you’re fun to talk to anyway.” (we’ve talked before, and I’ve even had a dance from her.) So we sat and talked about the 6 or 7 “window shoppers” in there. She pointed out a guy who’d been there since they opened 4 hours ago, and how he hasn’t bought a dance yet. She was cool about it, though. I mean, she said she doesn’t care if someone wants to come in and watch, but if a dancer approaches, it’s nice to know from the get-go that a dance isn’t going to happen. She said that’s what she liked about me. Heh. So guys, here’s another tip to add to my book. If you don’t intend on buying a dance from a girl who approaches, it’s perfectly acceptable to SAY THAT as soon as possible. She may still hang out with you if you want a conversation. They really do appreciate that sort of up-front honesty. L.A. gets up to try to work the room some more, and Raven comes by. Paradise is next on stage, and Raven is after her, so she came to sit for a minute before she was on. She’d been out the last couple of times I was there, so we gushed over how we missed eachother and all that good stuff. She said the coffee has her buzzing like crazy and that she couldn’t wait to get me in the VIP to er… “rape me”. Free, mind you. Paradise got on stage, and we watched for a minute or so. I told Raven that we need to jump start the crowd. She asked what I had in mind, so I handed her a dollar. “Go tip Paradise in that ‘special way’ you two like to do, right in front of that group of guys up front.” She knew exactly what I was talking about. She went up to the stage and waited til Paradise had taken off her g-string and was completely in the buff, then she slipped the dollar down in her bikini and laid on the edge of the stage spread-eagle. Paradise crawled all seductively to her, straddled her face in a sorta 69 kind of position, and took the dollar out of Raven’s bikini bottom with her teeth. The front row started whooping and hollering. It was beautiful to behold. Okay, I have to get to work. I was delaying writing the full FR because I wanted to get it all in one go, but I’ll post this now and finish up when I get home. Oh, before I forget, I did put on mones for this. 2x IFM to the back of my neck, 2x IShine (chin and hair) 1 shot of Ammo to my bare chest, and then 1 more as a walk through after I got my shirt on. After my experience with Raven, I wish I’d brought my TUTH to-go with me to get a fresh spritz before we VIPed, but hindsight’s 20/20 I suppose… _le sigh_ -D4 [Previous page](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880.md?page=8) [Next page](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/strip-club-pheromone-testopalooza/5880.md?page=10)