# Sunday School **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [May 20, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sunday-school/12891 "2008-05-20T19:36:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sunday-school/12891/1 "2008-05-20T19:36:12Z")
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ‘‘Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?’’ When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ‘‘God Almighty !’’ shouted Mary and the teacher said, ‘‘Very good’’ and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ‘‘Who is our Lord and Savior?’’ But Mary didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ‘‘Jesus Christ!’’ shouted Mary and the teacher said, ‘‘Very good,’’ and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ‘‘What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?’’ And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ‘‘If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!’’ The Teacher fainted. ---
**Author:** ![PhatSounds](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phatsounds/32/233_2.png) [@PhatSounds](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/PhatSounds)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 8:05pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sunday-school/12891/2 "2008-05-20T20:05:41Z")
Mark you have me shocked for a while & bursting out laughing in the end part. Good one 😃 ---
**Author:** ![moonwhisper](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/moonwhisper/32/1735_2.png) [@moonwhisper](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/moonwhisper)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 3:21am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sunday-school/12891/3 "2009-07-21T03:21:43Z")
Very, very funny. Tears are literally rolling down my cheeks from laughing so hard. I know you posted this a long time ago, but thanks, Mark. ---
**Author:** ![msselva](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/msselva/32/943_2.png) [@msselva](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/msselva)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 4:26am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sunday-school/12891/4 "2009-07-21T04:26:24Z")
Dear god, I almost cried!!! hahahahaha lol! ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 4:48am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sunday-school/12891/5 "2009-07-21T04:48:19Z")
Thanks ladies, and Selva where the heck you been? ---
**Author:** ![msselva](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/msselva/32/943_2.png) [@msselva](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/msselva)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 6:11am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sunday-school/12891/6 "2009-07-21T06:11:05Z")
> [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > Thanks ladies, and Selva where the heck you been? lol, sorry, been crazy busy with school and the vernissage but all went well! Just graduated from college a month ago so now I’m back into phero-testing!! 😃 I’ll drop you a call this week, we need to catch up! ---
**Author:** ![Xiphoid](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/xiphoid/32/1852_2.png) [@Xiphoid](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Xiphoid)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/sunday-school/12891/7 "2009-07-21T20:51:35Z")
LOL 😃 That was brilliant! I went to Sunday school as a child but nothing as wild as this ever happend 😛