# Testing 1 - IJ, 2 - IG, 3 - CTTM2, TESTING! **URL:** \ **Category:** Men's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\ **Created:** [January 15, 2011, 3:25am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/testing-1-ij-2-ig-3-cttm2-testing/44601 "2011-01-15T03:25:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![M\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@M\_M](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/M_M)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 3:25am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/testing-1-ij-2-ig-3-cttm2-testing/44601/1 "2011-01-15T03:25:31Z")
It’s a beautiful day in the neighbor hood, won’t you be my neighbor! NOT! 😠 'Cause you’re NOSY!! Top of the p.m., peoples! Yes, I added it an ‘S’ cause I know some of you are moned up, scratching your heads, and asking yourselves, _“I WONDER WHO HE’S TALKING TO!?!?”_ 😃 **3 shots of IJ without the cops:** Sides and front of neck **3 shots of CTTM2:** Face and both sides of head **2 shots of IG:** Shared by the top of the hands **And one healthy country boi appetite!** In case you haven’t figured it out … dinner! I’ve been eating at this place for about … 10 years, so I know a few of the ladies that have hung on to their job. I needed to check the size of room they have, in case I want to reserve it for a birthday. So, I’m talking to the manger … chocolate coated, late 30s, doable by my standards … and I’m getting the details. Caucasian, 6 feet, easily, legs that lead all the way up to heaven! And I’d love to lick my way there … yes, lick my way to heaven! ;)We said **HOWDEE DO** when we were was back in college, maybe 5 years ago. She walks up to us, now I’ve know this lady all this time, and she’s always been nice to me, we’ve chatted a few times before, but she’s never ever never ever touched me. Onwards! She walks up, puts her arm around my shoulder, says to the manager, **“HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM?”** And before the manager could open her mouth, she says, **“HE’S A GREAT BIG BARREL OF YUM!”** **“WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?”** **“YOU HEARD ME!”** \*\* “NO, I DIDN’T _‘HEARD’_ YOU!” 😃 “WHAT DID YOU SAY?”\*\* **“I SAID, YOU WERE A GREAT BIG BARREL OF YUM!”** **“OMG! ALL THIS TIME, I’VE BEEN THINKING THAT SAME THING ABOUT YOU! AND YOU SAID IT FIRST, WHICH MEANS, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY IT ALL I WANT, MISS YUM!”** She laughs and walks off. I go check the room out, I’m looking in the door, and I hear, **“MAY I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING?”** I look over, and there’s this short, dark haired Latina looking and talking to me. I’ve seen her lots of time! She’s slimmed down, and is looking OOOOOH SO DELICIOUS! **“I WAS THINKING ABOUT RESERVING THE ROOM, AND WAS CHECKING IT OUT.”** We’re about 10 feet apart, and she act’s like she can’t hear me, so I walk over to her, and as I get closer to her, she’s turning her head … kind of like she’s not gonna let me kiss her lips, type of turn. OD? Nope, 'cause she kept talking, but wouldn’t look directly at me. We’ve exchanged a HELLO or two through the years. She could definitely triple coat my taste buds! **“DIDN’T YOU GET MARRIED YET?”** She gives me this ugly look, and says, **“NO.” \*\* \*\* “COME ON! IS MARRIAGE THAT BAD?”** I laugh and walk off, and get in line to get me some yum, I meant food. She’s checking me out … lots. How do I know? I was checking her out. Pants stuffed nicely, seasoned with a nice small waist line, and topped with one beautiful face, too! Wooooooooooooooof! I’m sitting, and Miss Yum is my waitress, tea and water is my beverage of choice, tea - with ice, water - without ice, P-Man! It’s buffet, so it’s on like DONKEY KONG! Ate so much, my side started hurting. No, really it did! Anywho, and I do mean ‘anywho,’ I get my second plate, and she comes by and gives me my refill. Less than 5 minutes later, she brings me a glass of water. Now, I haven’t even touch my glass of water that’s on the table! She says, **“I PUT SOME HOT WATER IN IT, TO MAKE IT WARM FOR YOU. YOU DON’T LIKE COLD WATER.”** **“OMG! YOU REMEMBERED THAT!? THAT WAS YEARS AGO WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT!”** **“YES, I REMEMBERED.”** **“MAYBE I SHOULD LEAVE, 'CAUSE I’M FEELING AWFUL SPECIAL RIGHT NOW.”** **“NO, ENJOY YOUR FOOD,”** she says, and walks off. I’m getting hot now, my fruit of the looms is hard at work, trying to keep my two inch boner from pointing at people, 'cause this long-legged critter has awakened my taste buds, and they’re waiting to be coated in YUM! 😛 I take my focus back, and chow down on some taters! She comes back with some tea, and says, **“YOU’RE SWEET ENOUGH, BUT I’M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME MORE TEA.”** The band on my fruit of the looms are screaming! _“HEEEEEEEELP! WE DON’T KNOW HOW LONG WE CAN HOLD BACK THIS BEAST!”_ **BREAK TIME!** **What lots of teeth, and holds back a monster?** **MY ZIPPER!** 😃 **ONWARDS!** **“GIRL! YOU BETTER STOP!”** **“I’M JUST MESSING WITH YOU.”** **“YES, YOU ARE! AND YOU’RE DOING A FINE JOB AT IT, TOO!”** I should have stood up and let her seem me pointing at her, but I stayed calmed, and remained seated. 🙄 She walks off, I wait a second, leave a tip and got out of there! She didn’t know it, but she was butt naked with gravy smeared over every inch of that body, in my erect mind! Annnnnnnd how! Newbees, if you read my sharings, I KNOW it sounds like I’m pulling yer leg/full of waste, but I promise you, I AM NOT. Tis all t’wue! **ALL:** That means every bit of it. Was it the mix? _ **Who the hell cares!!!** _ I loved every minute of it! At least, until I got in my motor vehicle, and my tummy started hurting! Women can make you eat more than you should, make it look like you have too much starch in your pants, and we just can’t do without’em! 😛 And that’s a fact, Jack! **THAT’S ALL FOLKS!** ---
**Author:** ![CoolKat](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/coolkat/32/501_2.png) [@CoolKat](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/CoolKat)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 3:27am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/testing-1-ij-2-ig-3-cttm2-testing/44601/2 "2011-01-15T03:27:45Z")
you like this combo, don’t you? Why don’t you try adding some p83? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![M\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@M\_M](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/M_M)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 3:32am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/testing-1-ij-2-ig-3-cttm2-testing/44601/3 "2011-01-15T03:32:42Z")
> [@CoolKat](#): > > you like this combo, don’t you? Why don’t you try adding some p83? 🙂 How much do you recommend, Koolest of Kats? I took the mix for a test run with IG added, just because. This lady has never joked with me like she did this p.m. So, I’m gonna continue my IJ journey adding a little bit of this, and a little bit of that. _ **I’m lovin’ it!!** _ 😉