# The 37 Best Pickup Lines Ever.....Or Not! **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [April 22, 2008, 4:54am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-37-best-pickup-lines-ever-or-not/11665 "2008-04-22T04:54:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tigerlilly](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/tigerlilly/32/2257_2.png) [@Tigerlilly](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Tigerlilly)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 4:32pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-37-best-pickup-lines-ever-or-not/11665/21 "2009-03-06T16:32:23Z")
> [@Wrlprchnx](#): > > Hey nice shoes… wanna fuck? > > my brother went and delivered straight faced to an absolute 10/10 at the club… she took a look at her shoes before giving him the nastiest scowl ever - best part of the story, her (also hot) friend thought it was absolutely hilarious and bought my bro a drink later that night (unfortunately, other than delivering bad pick-up lines with a straight face he is useless so it went no farther then that) That only works on/with bi girls and lesbians. 🙂 It’s sincere then! ---
**Author:** ![castlerock](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/castlerock/32/1503_2.png) [@castlerock](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/castlerock)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 4:34pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-37-best-pickup-lines-ever-or-not/11665/22 "2009-03-06T16:34:52Z")
[![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/pheromonetalk/original/2X/8/838f037698ca92e38aadaca405b17f542544466b.jpeg "Yo girl I got my library card and i'm checking you out") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gWLxTpuWdg) ---
**Author:** ![M\_P](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/m_p/32/1633_2.png) [@M\_P](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/M_P)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2009, 3:20am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-37-best-pickup-lines-ever-or-not/11665/23 "2009-03-08T03:20:21Z")
“I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.” Best one. Cracked me up. 😃 [Previous page](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-37-best-pickup-lines-ever-or-not/11665.md?page=1)