# The Birth Of A Candy Bar

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-birth-of-a-candy-bar/34466>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [November 29, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-birth-of-a-candy-bar/34466 "2009-11-29T07:48:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![jessejester](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/jessejester/32/1683_2.png) [@jessejester](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/jessejester)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-birth-of-a-candy-bar/34466/1 "2009-11-29T07:48:22Z")

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One PAYDAY, MR. PEANUT wanted a BIT O’HONEY, so he took  
MARY JANE behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and  
FIFTH AVE. He began to feel her MOUNDS. It was pure ALMOND  
JOY when he let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up her  
JUICY FRUIT and caused a MILKY WAY. She screamed “OH HENRY,  
You’re better than the THREE MUSKETEERS.” as she sqeezed his  
PETER PAUL and ZAGNUTS. Soon she was a bit CHUNKY, and nine  
months later had a BABY RUTH.

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**Author:** ![LeafStamp](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/leafstamp/32/376_2.png) [@LeafStamp](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/LeafStamp)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-birth-of-a-candy-bar/34466/2 "2009-11-29T08:55:33Z")

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I still think that you could have fit “Perkynana” somewhere in there…

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**Author:** ![Kelsey](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/kelsey/32/8468_2.png) [@Kelsey](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Kelsey)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-birth-of-a-candy-bar/34466/3 "2009-11-30T21:49:20Z")

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> [@jessejester](#):
>
> one payday, mr. Peanut wanted a bit o’honey, so he took  
> mary jane behind the powerhouse on the corner of clark and  
> fifth ave. He began to feel her mounds. It was pure almond  
> joy when he let out a snicker as his butterfinger went up her  
> juicy fruit and caused a milky way. She screamed “oh henry,  
> you’re better than the three musketeers.” as she sqeezed his  
> peter paul and zagnuts. Soon she was a bit chunky, and nine  
> months later had a baby ruth.

loooool… You guys are the best. Feeling a real funk and knew i would find something in the lounge to lift up my spirits