# the curse of being shiny

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**Category:** Women's Pheromone Advice & Field Reports\
**Created:** [February 28, 2007, 10:53pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-curse-of-being-shiny/2271 "2007-02-28T22:53:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lor](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/lor/32/759_2.png) [@Lor](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Lor)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:53pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-curse-of-being-shiny/2271/1 "2007-02-28T22:53:07Z")

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okay

before reading i would like you to note that i view this curse as a display of proof; so it has this gift attached to it.

curse sounded more compelling than “gift with a down-side”

[http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/love0084.gif](http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/love0084.gif)

okay, so i have to go to the school to bring in doctors notes and pick up my sick child that _swears_ he could not last another 2 hours in school

[http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/indifferent0001.gif](http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/indifferent0001.gif)

i walk in and the woman at the front is on the phone.  
i wait a a minute or two, and distract myself by listening to her phone call as i wait.

holy boring.

cluck cluck cluck, tell her _this_ haha i said _that_, cluck cluck…

it occurs to me that im wearing instant sexiness B in chocolatini, and unfortuantly for the world ALOT because im out of H molecule and im wanting _nice_ today.  
i am also wearing instant shine, which was sprayed slightly more recently.

still the cluck.

i begin wafting the smell to her while on the phone, i figured if the [pheromones](https://a314.com/shop/) dont make her nice (or _considerate_ ?) atleast the chocolate will wake her up!!!

ahhhhh eye contact!!!  
yay!

more clucking.

hmmmmm…  
_waft waft_  
so now i hear this slam behind me, its the door after a mom walks in to get her child early as well…

ms cluck looks up and says to her pal on phone “okay,yup,buh bye”  
looks at the recent visitor-

HI! CAN I HELP YOU???

okay so now im pissy.  
was i not patient?

newer mom leaves; she turns to me: yes?  
i tell her " for a minute i thought i left my invisibility mode on! you know _super-moms_…"

shes not amused.

“okay well while you were chatting my son has been sitting in the clinic. im here to pick him up and drop these off.”

[http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/love0084.gif](http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/love0084.gif)

she then proceeds to call over the speaker for my son to come out of the clinic-  
by another name. okay,well ,it sounded _sort_ of like his name

[http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/mad0244.gif](http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/mad0244.gif)

suddenly she _ **has** _ to correct me where i put my name on a piece of paper,literally one line under where it belongs

( **okay lady** , did i cut you off in traffic and didnt realize it? did i kick your dog on the way in here? NEED A TAMPON?)

okay,one more look at me **up and down** and its “have a nice day”

you too,love

[http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/mad0248.gif](http://www.smilieshq.com/smilies/mad0248.gif)

lesson learned:

no matter how much shine you put on, there are going to be catty-meow-bitchy people that want to let you know your pheromones are way to shiny for their taste.  
or  
dont wear chocolate scented _anything_ near a pms’ing woman?

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