# The guide to men **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [April 9, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-guide-to-men/10927 "2008-04-09T18:34:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![zeph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/85e7bf/32.png) [@zeph](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/zeph)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-guide-to-men/10927/1 "2008-04-09T18:34:41Z")
[Men May Be Dogs but We Love Them Anyway -   MSN Lifestyle - Relationships](http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/couplesandmarriage/articlerb.aspx?cp-documentid=6394922>1=32001) and [What Keeps a Man Crazy in Love - Page2 -  MSN Lifestyle - Relationships](http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/loveandromance/articlerb.aspx?cp-documentid=6394926&page=2) Any females want to give some info or tips for women? Had a few good laughs, but seriously, very very true. ---
**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-guide-to-men/10927/2 "2008-04-10T13:38:50Z")
Thanks for posting this. The first article was good. I think its so cute how guys are so into their “special friend”. I love that guys give them nicknames. I think those guy parts are cute too. Just like puppies - good analogy. The second one was.. weird. Sort of old-fashioned. Striptease? I dont know if any of you are in a long-term relationship, but if I suddenly decided to do a striptease after all these years, he would laugh his ass off, fall of the bed and probably break something. He wouldnt laugh at my exposed body, (he sees that every day), but the behavior… Would need Spaceland x8. Gawd, I hate to admit this, but it would be nice to have the kind of guy that would appreciate a good old-fashioned striptease. Oh well. Next husband. ---
**Author:** ![Bella](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bella/32/1738_2.png) [@Bella](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bella)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-guide-to-men/10927/3 "2008-04-10T17:53:28Z")
> [@zeph](#): > > _ **Any females want to give some info or tips for women?** _ > _ **Had a few good laughs, but seriously, very very true** _. You’re right, zeph, absolutely true…for the most part. 🙂 Relationships, especially long term ones, take work…thought AND creativity. You gotta step up your game. Keep his eyes on you. 😮 Just a few? comments of my own on my favorite subject…MEN. **Men can’t resist the tease.** Eye candy…men are such visual creatures…God, _they love it!!!_ Never had a man laugh at me when I did a sexy dance for him…more like 😃 smiling loudly. Wolf has a pole in his office…it’s where we play..ah…naughty school girl…J/K?..and don’t forget the [Instant Sexiness](https://phera.com/product/instant-sexiness/)/A …it helps…lol **Men can’t help but stare at other women.** They’re men! If you’re going to get angry every time he looks at another woman…you won’t have time for anything else…get over it…unless he’s a pig about it…then get over him…jerk…if you married him…then he/it’s your cross to bear. Get him a pair of sunglasses to wear so he’s not so obvious…jerk. And if he opens his mouth about it…give him something to stick in it…your choice of body part. **Men are big kids (and proud of it).** They’re born that way they’ll die that way. They need to have that kind of fun amongst themselves…no harm…no foul…no biggie. It’s even kinda cute. **Men are perverts.** Also Nobody’s Secret. Visual…visual…visual. Porn is great if he’s into 2" girls…but it really only amounts to his bird in his…hand…most would rather have live shrubbery. **Men would love to cheat.** Some do…some don’t…most just lust in their hearts and minds…too much to lose. **Men want us to worship them.** **Men love oral sex.** **Men love their penises.** This about sums it up… [![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/uploads/pheromonetalk/original/2X/d/dafd6c1d8bbc1e599876c006cbcad76b8d1308a1.jpeg "Sweetest Thing Mix") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDcELrBtphY) **Men don’t take hints.** Read that again. For god’s sake woman…he ain’t freakin’ Kreskin…just tell him what you want…men hate guessing games…more than likely he’ll be so relieved you’ll get exactly what you want…works for me. **Men don’t get Valentine’s Day.** Amateur hour…nothin’ wrong with a little planned romance…but so much emphasis and expectation for/on one day? Please. I almost don’t get it either… **🙄** **Have a Conversation with His Boss** It never hurts to engage his boss…makes your man look good to have a smart, sophisticated, sexy charming companion…who _also_ gets along with the boss’s wife. 😉 When we’re at business functions I never have to get up from my chair…Wolfie’s boss comes to me…so i can tell him, “God Tom, how do you do it?..you look younger than you did ten years ago”…gag…the man’s a weasel…eats it up…digs his toe into the carpet and looks at me all kinds a blushy 🙄 …his wife is beautiful and his obnoxious kids are smart. Get him talking about himself…easy…his favorite subject. Knowing about the company is always good, but knowing about the boss…bettah. **Throw Him a Super Surprise Party** Because the thought, effort and love you put into planning/executing it will far outlast any party…he’ll love the attention…and he’ll love you…it’s all _for him._ Center it around someting you know he’ll like…use your head…be creative…I’m tired of doing all the work…sheesh… **Kick His Style Up a Notch** The boy may need some help…even if he doesn’t realize it…at first. I buy most of Wolf’s clothes…yep…found out early on what he likes… tres conservative…so I kicked it up a notch within those parameters… he loves it…hates shopping. Tellin’ ya I have an eye for a tie… **Make Heart-Melting Chocolate-Chip Cookies** Men love baked goods…and a girl who..ah…cooks…in and out of bed…Gentlemen start your engines! **Leave Him a Sexy Voice Mail at Work** Or…put _a little something_ in his…coat pocket…glove compartment…lunchbox…lol. He’ll think about it all day…and when he gets home? Poor Wolfie had _a little something_ jump out of his briefcase! 😮 When he walked in the door, that night, he was wearing it…on his head…lol…and then?..he was wearin’ me out! _Quote at Least Three Lines from The Godfather I quote Clint Eastwood…“are ya feelin’ lucky punk”…“make my day”…" play ‘Misty’ for me"._ They like it…get a kick outta it…lol I’d say just my nickel…but you know me…I dumped out the whole piggy bank! 😛 Bella ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 6:05pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-guide-to-men/10927/4 "2008-04-10T18:05:17Z")
Alright Bella…I resemble those remarks! 😃 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![Bella](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bella/32/1738_2.png) [@Bella](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bella)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-guide-to-men/10927/5 "2008-04-10T18:13:38Z")
> [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > _ **Alright Bella…I resemble those remarks!** _ 😃 🙄 You and every other red blooded cowboy…😛 ---
**Author:** ![zeph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/85e7bf/32.png) [@zeph](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/zeph)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 6:40pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-guide-to-men/10927/6 "2008-04-10T18:40:54Z")
> [@Bella](#): > > You’re right, zeph, absolutely true…for the most part. 🙂 > > **Men don’t take hints.** > Read that again. For god’s sake woman…he ain’t freakin’ Kreskin…just tell him what you want…men hate guessing games…more than likely he’ll be so relieved you’ll get exactly what you want…works for me. > > Bella Gawd, we really don’t. I’m probably the poster boy for this. I am dense as a rock. To be nerdy, dense as Iridium. But to clear up what I said, I meant women giving guys tips on women. A guide to women so to speak… for idiots like me. xD Regardless, I still love the comments and input that you gave. =) ---
**Author:** ![cajunbulldog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4bbf92/32.png) [@cajunbulldog](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/cajunbulldog)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2008, 8:49pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-guide-to-men/10927/7 "2008-04-10T20:49:09Z")
I also agree men are not able to take hints. Just frigging tell me what you want and we will see about getting it. ---
**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 12:40am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-guide-to-men/10927/8 "2008-04-11T00:40:25Z")
> [@Bella](#): > > You and every other red blooded cowboy…😛 Bella - you rock! I am sooooo jealous of you & Wolfie! ---
**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-guide-to-men/10927/9 "2008-04-11T01:28:44Z")
> [@zeph](#): > > Gawd, we really don’t. I’m probably the poster boy for this. I am dense as a rock. To be nerdy, dense as Iridium. > > But to clear up what I said, I meant women giving guys tips on women. A guide to women so to speak… for idiots like me. xD Regardless, I still love the comments and input that you gave. =) Awww, do you really need tips? Anyway, me & T-licious like nerds. ---
**Author:** ![zeph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/85e7bf/32.png) [@zeph](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/zeph)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 2:28am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-guide-to-men/10927/10 "2008-04-11T02:28:11Z")
> [@phernoob](#): > > Awww, do you really need tips? Anyway, me & T-licious like nerds. haha, tips? I need a guide. :o ---
**Author:** ![Bella](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bella/32/1738_2.png) [@Bella](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bella)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 4:51am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-guide-to-men/10927/11 "2008-04-11T04:51:01Z")
> [@zeph](#): > > Gawd, we really don’t. I’m probably the poster boy for this. _ **I am dense as a rock** _. _ **To be nerdy** _, dense as Iridium. > > But to clear up what I said, _ **I meant women giving guys tips on women.** _ A guide to women so to speak… for idiots like me. xD Regardless, I still love the comments and input that you gave. =) Opps! :o Sorry I..ah…misunderstood the question…🙄 Just out of curiosity…can I ask your age?..no obligation to answer… 🙂 Thanks for the reps, zeph! and for being interested enough to ask…and listen…even though I didn’t answer your question…ah, rocks don’t listen…lol…noob’s right nerds are sexy…especially one’s with…ears…and thanks to my ‘mystery’ repper…🙂 …like I don’t have enough to think about…🙄 > [@mark-in-dallas](#): > > _ **Alright Bella…I resemble those remarks!** _ 😃 🙄 I love you anyway 😉 …lol Bella ---
**Author:** ![ponderu](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/ponderu/32/465_2.png) [@ponderu](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/ponderu)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 5:47am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-guide-to-men/10927/12 "2008-04-11T05:47:56Z")
Face it guys we do not need a guide, we never read directions… Women just tell us what you want for that moment so we do not get lost. Ponderu ---
**Author:** ![Bella](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bella/32/1738_2.png) [@Bella](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bella)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 6:22am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-guide-to-men/10927/13 "2008-04-11T06:22:55Z")
> [@ponderu](#): > > _ **Face it guys we do not need a guide, we never read directions…** _ Yes, yes ya do…'an no, no ya don’t…lol. That’s why you need us…that’s why we’re here. 🙂 😛 > [@ponderu](#): > > _ **Women just tell us what you want for that moment so we do not get lost.** _ Well, I don’t have a problem with that…obviously…I think men appreciate it. Ladies need to learn to speak up…in the right way. As long as it’s delievered thoughtfully, sincerely, clearly and _gently_…generally goes pretty well… _if_…the guy’s listening. I, seriously, hate havin’ to slap 'em upside the head…repeatedly…so frustrating, aggravating and oh so tiring…sigh.🙄 Both sides of this equation need, equal, work…😉 Bella ---
**Author:** ![zeph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/85e7bf/32.png) [@zeph](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/zeph)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 7:46am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-guide-to-men/10927/14 "2008-04-11T07:46:22Z")
> [@Bella](#): > > Opps! :o Sorry I..ah…misunderstood the question…🙄 Just out of curiosity…can I ask your age?..no obligation to answer… 🙂 > > Thanks for the reps, zeph! and for being interested enough to ask…and listen…even though I didn’t answer your question…ah, rocks don’t listen…lol…noob’s right nerds are sexy…especially one’s with…ears…and thanks to my ‘mystery’ repper…🙂 …like I don’t have enough to think about…🙄 > > I love you anyway 😉 …lol > > Bella Ah, 23. Turning 24 in a few months.