# The Maid is Asking for a Raise **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-maid-is-asking-for-a-raise/8045 "2008-01-04T15:26:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-maid-is-asking-for-a-raise/8045/1 "2008-01-04T15:26:03Z")
**The Maid is Asking for a Raise.** The Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want an increase?” Maria: “Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.” Madam: “Who said you iron better than me?” Maria: “The Master said so.” Madam: “Oh.” Maria: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.” Madam: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?” Maria: “The Master did.” Madam: “Oh.” Maria: “My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.” Madam (very upset now): “Did the Master say so as well?” Maria: “No Madam, the gardener did.” SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..! ---
**Author:** ![z414a4d](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/z414a4d/32/1299_2.png) [@z414a4d](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/z414a4d)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-maid-is-asking-for-a-raise/8045/2 "2008-01-04T16:19:11Z")
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