# The Mother of all Blonde Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [January 16, 2008, 9:07am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-mother-of-all-blonde-jokes/8345 "2008-01-16T09:07:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 9:07am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-mother-of-all-blonde-jokes/8345/1 "2008-01-16T09:07:20Z")
This is a good one!!! ROFL!!! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to thetask at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the sametime. He goes over and asks her if she is O K. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that notall blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said… (scroll down)… I love this one… FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS. Now, for another even better blonde joke, check this out: [Mother of all blonde jokes! - Twisted Intellect](http://www.twistedintellect.com/2006/01/mother-of-all-blonde-jokes.html) ---
**Author:** ![00greena](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/00greena/32/2065_2.png) [@00greena](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/00greena)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 12:20pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-mother-of-all-blonde-jokes/8345/2 "2008-01-16T12:20:16Z")
hahahaha. what do u call a blonde with an IQ of 120 A golden Retriever! ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-mother-of-all-blonde-jokes/8345/3 "2008-01-16T12:30:14Z")
Did you follow the link yet? πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Pheraoh](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/pheraoh/32/857_2.png) [@Pheraoh](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Pheraoh)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 9:55pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-mother-of-all-blonde-jokes/8345/4 "2008-01-17T21:55:09Z")
I heard once that unnatural blonds are dumber than real blonds because the chemicals from the hair dyes get absorbed into their scalp, going straight to their brain. Fact or fiction, I dunno. ---
**Author:** ![flaming](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/flaming/32/212_2.png) [@flaming](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/flaming)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-mother-of-all-blonde-jokes/8345/5 "2008-01-18T03:08:31Z")
hilarious Phoenix! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Mohammad\_Shah](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mohammad_shah/32/873_2.png) [@Mohammad\_Shah](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mohammad_Shah)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 3:27am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-mother-of-all-blonde-jokes/8345/6 "2008-01-18T03:27:49Z")
> [@Pheraoh](#): > > I heard once that unnatural blonds are dumber than real blonds because the chemicals from the hair dyes get absorbed into their scalp, going straight to their brain. > > Fact or fiction, I dunno. Canadian anthropologist [Peter Frost](http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Peter_Frost&action=edit), under the aegis of [University of St Andrews](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_St_Andrews), published a study in March 2006 in the journal _[Evolution and Human Behavior](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_and_Human_Behavior)_ that says blond hair evolved very quickly at the end of the last Ice Age by means of [sexual selection](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_selection).[4] ([Blond - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond#_note-1)) According to the study, the appearance of blond hair and blue eyes in some northern European women made them stand out from their rivals at a time of fierce competition for scarce males. The study argues that blond hair was produced higher in the [Cro-Magnon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cro-Magnon) descended population of the European region because of food shortages 10,000-11,000 years ago following the [last glacial period](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_glacial_period) when the most of it was covered by [steppe-tundra](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steppe-tundra). Almost the only sustenance in northern Europe came from roaming herds of mammoths, reindeer, bison and horses and finding them required long, arduous hunting trips in which numerous males died, leading to a high ratio of surviving women to men. This hypothesis argues that women with blond hair posed an alternative that helped them mate and thus increased the number of blonds. According to the authors of _The History and Geography of Human Genes_ (1994), blond hair became predominant in Europe in about 3000 BC, in the area now known as [Lithuania](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithuania), among the recently arrived [Proto-Indo-European](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proto-Indo-European) settlers though the trait spread quickly through [sexual selection](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_selection) into [Scandinavia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavia) when that area was settled because men found women with blond hair attractive.[5] ([Blond - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond#_note-2))[6] ([Blond - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond#_note-3)) ---
**Author:** ![flaming](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/flaming/32/212_2.png) [@flaming](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/flaming)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2008, 3:47am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-mother-of-all-blonde-jokes/8345/7 "2008-01-19T03:47:40Z")
interesting Mohammad! i heard somewhere that blonds reproduce easier than other girls. Could be true! I had a neighbor once (natural blond) who whenever she went out with a new guy quickly found herself knocked up. In the end she had three children to three different men. ---
**Author:** ![Mohammad\_Shah](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mohammad_shah/32/873_2.png) [@Mohammad\_Shah](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mohammad_Shah)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2008, 4:03am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-mother-of-all-blonde-jokes/8345/8 "2008-01-19T04:03:16Z")
> [@flaming](#): > > interesting Mohammad! > > i heard somewhere that blonds reproduce easier than other girls. > Could be true! I had a neighbor once (natural blond) who whenever she went out with a new guy quickly found herself knocked up. > In the end she had three children to three different men. Hahaha! I hope that you’re not one of those men!πŸ˜› πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ Perhaps, blonds release more [pheromones](https://a314.com/) than brunets or reds? ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2008, 7:09am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-mother-of-all-blonde-jokes/8345/9 "2008-01-19T07:09:03Z")
> [@flaming](#): > > interesting Mohammad! > > i heard somewhere that blonds reproduce easier than other girls. > Could be true! I had a neighbor once (natural blond) who whenever she went out with a new guy quickly found herself knocked up. > In the end she had three children to three different men. hmm I usually prefer redheads or at least brunettes! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2008, 7:10am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-mother-of-all-blonde-jokes/8345/10 "2008-01-19T07:10:18Z")
I wonder if anyone did try following the link at the end of my original post? πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Rbt](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rbt/32/2066_2.png) [@Rbt](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Rbt)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2008, 3:11am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-mother-of-all-blonde-jokes/8345/11 "2008-01-21T03:11:03Z")
> [@Phoenix](#): > > I wonder if anyone did try following the link at the end of my original post? > > πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ I’ve been clicking for four days straight now… Where is the joke? πŸ˜• πŸ™„ ---
**Author:** ![Mohammad\_Shah](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mohammad_shah/32/873_2.png) [@Mohammad\_Shah](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mohammad_Shah)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2008, 3:17am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-mother-of-all-blonde-jokes/8345/12 "2008-01-21T03:17:40Z")
> [@Rbt](#): > > I’ve been clicking for four days straight now… > > Where is the joke? > > πŸ˜• > > πŸ™„ It is NOT there! That’s the joke!πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2008, 6:38am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-mother-of-all-blonde-jokes/8345/13 "2008-01-21T06:38:20Z")
> [@Mohammad\_Shah](#): > > It is NOT there! That’s the joke!πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜› Precisely!!! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ you keep on following links and links… for nothing! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Mohammad\_Shah](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mohammad_shah/32/873_2.png) [@Mohammad\_Shah](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mohammad_Shah)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2008, 8:07am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-mother-of-all-blonde-jokes/8345/14 "2008-01-21T08:07:33Z")
> [@Phoenix](#): > > Precisely!!! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ > you keep on following links and links… for nothing! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ You know, Phoenix, life is just like a computer…you β€˜click’ from link to link, then you get infected by viruses, and then you’re DEAD!!πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2008, 8:15am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-mother-of-all-blonde-jokes/8345/15 "2008-01-21T08:15:06Z")
> [@Mohammad\_Shah](#): > > You know, Phoenix, life is just like a computer…you β€˜click’ from link to link, then you get infected by viruses, and then you’re DEAD!!πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ Then you get reinstalled / resurrected! ---
**Author:** ![Mohammad\_Shah](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mohammad_shah/32/873_2.png) [@Mohammad\_Shah](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mohammad_Shah)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-mother-of-all-blonde-jokes/8345/16 "2008-01-22T03:52:04Z")
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, β€œIs something wrong?” To which the blonde replied,"There certainly is! "My stupid computer keeps saying, β€œYOU’VE GOT MAIL.”