# The Perfect Girlfriend! **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [June 10, 2007, 10:07am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046 "2007-06-10T10:07:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 10:07am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/1 "2007-06-10T10:07:54Z")
Found this at this site: [BinkHaha.com: The Perfect Girlfriend](http://www.binkhaha.com/news.php?item.65.10) > [@](#): > > \ ***By Mandy Fairfeather** > > When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. > > When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. > > In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. > > When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. > > When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. > > When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. > > I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big breasts. - ---
**Author:** ![charles198026](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@charles198026](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/charles198026)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 2:35pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/2 "2007-06-10T14:35:37Z")
Hope you find her man. ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 2:46pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/3 "2007-06-10T14:46:58Z")
> [@charles198026](#): > > Hope you find her man. Actually I just reposted this, I didn’t write it! I’m not 40 yet! Ok I wouldn’t mind finding the perfect girlfriend but nobody’s perfect so… ---
**Author:** ![charles198026](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@charles198026](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/charles198026)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 3:40pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/4 "2007-06-10T15:40:28Z")
Ok sorry my bad. Still feel for the guy though. ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 3:55pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/5 "2007-06-10T15:55:49Z")
> [@charles198026](#): > > Ok sorry my bad. Still feel for the guy though. No problem. I just thought it was funny. It’s about the things we don’t like in our girlfriends probably, we wish something was different… The good overrules or outweighs the bad in a good relationship though I think… and even if you had a different girlfriend there is likely to be something else wrong with her… still I think if you are not satisfied/happy with your girlfriend (negatives outweigh the good, relationship is really bad), better break up… ---
**Author:** ![rollercoaster](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rollercoaster/32/2361_2.png) [@rollercoaster](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/rollercoaster)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 4:02pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/6 "2007-06-10T16:02:46Z")
> [@charles198026](#): > > Ok sorry my bad. Still feel for the guy though. look at it from the positive side, the bastards been steady with 5 different girls so far. ok the last one divorced him and took both his couch and his tv from him.. but still.. ^^ ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/7 "2007-06-10T16:07:51Z")
> [@rollercoaster](#): > > look at it from the positive side, the bastards been steady with 5 different girls so far. ok the last one divorced him and took both his couch and his tv from him.. but still.. ^^ It’s like the Butterfly Effect, you don’t really have it bad but you greedily want more, more,… you end up changing but end up with worse in the end! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rollercoaster](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rollercoaster/32/2361_2.png) [@rollercoaster](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/rollercoaster)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 4:17pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/8 "2007-06-10T16:17:22Z")
> [@Phoenix](#): > > It’s like the Butterfly Effect, you don’t really have it bad but you greedily want more, more,… you end up changing but end up with worse in the end! 😃 id blody well hope not, so far iv had just about nothing, so getting worse then that…? no thank you =P ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 4:21pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/9 "2007-06-10T16:21:30Z")
> [@rollercoaster](#): > > id blody well hope not, so far iv had just about nothing, so getting worse then that…? no thank you =P I wasn’t happy with my gf and I wished I had another one myself.. I’m sure that wasn’t ‘greed’ like I mentioned. The relationship wasn’t working that was why I was wishing that. ---
**Author:** ![charles198026](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@charles198026](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/charles198026)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 5:35pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/10 "2007-06-10T17:35:25Z")
> [@Phoenix](#): > > I wasn’t happy with my gf and I wished I had another one myself.. > I’m sure that wasn’t ‘greed’ like I mentioned. The relationship wasn’t working that was why I was wishing that. I have dealt with that in the past. Hopefully you don’t end up leaving the right woman because you’ll obviously regret it. ---
**Author:** ![PheroQuirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@PheroQuirk](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/PheroQuirk)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2007, 11:29pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/11 "2007-06-10T23:29:19Z")
> [@rollercoaster](#): > > look at it from the positive side, the bastards been steady with 5 different girls so far. ok the last one divorced him and took both his couch and his tv from him.. but still.. ^^ all of five girls between 16 and 40 with each relationship ending badly… hmm. ---
**Author:** ![rollercoaster](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rollercoaster/32/2361_2.png) [@rollercoaster](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/rollercoaster)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/12 "2007-06-11T00:14:55Z")
well, thats looking on the bad side of it =P my love life from the good side, iv never ever had a bad break up, and from the bad side, iv never had a love life. as the pythons sing: “always look on the bright side of life” makes life a lot more bareable 😉 ---
**Author:** ![bronzie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@bronzie](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bronzie)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 2:35am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/13 "2007-06-11T02:35:42Z")
i enjoyed that little piece, unfortunantly that is the way it goes for some men…the problem here, is that the poor guy in the story was looking for a type of girl… ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 8:14pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/14 "2007-06-11T20:14:50Z")
Well I’m happy to date someone different from my ex-gf myself… 😃 Tonight there’s a movie on with the title La Moglie Perfetta (the perfect wife).. seems that the english title is Stepford Wives… not that I’m watching it though… funny coincidence! ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 8:26am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/15 "2007-06-13T08:26:48Z")
> [@charles198026](#): > > I have dealt with that in the past. Hopefully you don’t end up leaving the right woman because you’ll obviously regret it. Nope haven’t done that 😃, wasn’t the right woman at all ---
**Author:** ![flaming](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/flaming/32/212_2.png) [@flaming](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/flaming)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 4:22am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/16 "2007-10-14T04:22:11Z")
Ha Ha Well im 40 and let me tell you i know how that guy feels! When i was younger i chose the next girl based on the faults of the last one just like the guy in the story.Also. I was rarely satisfied with the result no matter how cute the girl was. For example i married a dancer yipee ha even though the sex was hot we ended up really not liking each other. In the end you gotta like the girl and not make looks the highest priority! Im so fortunate at my age to really like my present Gf and she also happens to be intelligent.young and sexy ---
**Author:** ![renny](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/renny/32/2104_2.png) [@renny](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/renny)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 5:47am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/17 "2007-10-14T05:47:15Z")
I’m 45 and finally decided to change me. Looking back the girls have been alright they’ve just been dating an overgrown boy. At different times I’ve thought better girls came from better weed, flashier cars, more stylish clothes, fatter wallets, or higher social status. Nope, I think its just more heart and maybe smelling like an orange. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 6:42am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/18 "2007-10-14T06:42:39Z")
> [@flaming](#): > > Im so fortunate at my age to really like my present Gf and she also happens to be intelligent.young and sexy I’m some years younger than you and I’m fortunate too.. I really like my present Gf! She is intelligent, cultured, emotionally mature, very sexy and looks young too 🙂. In fact I’m expecting that some people will tell me ‘she’s your daughter’…😃😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![flaming](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/flaming/32/212_2.png) [@flaming](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/flaming)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 8:55am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/19 "2007-10-14T08:55:47Z")
Lucky Man Yeah Phoenix i really think thats so important to “like” the girl. ---
**Author:** ![flaming](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/flaming/32/212_2.png) [@flaming](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/flaming)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 9:04am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/20 "2007-10-14T09:04:53Z")
> [@renny](#): > > I’m 45 and finally decided to change me. Looking back the girls have been alright they’ve just been dating an overgrown boy. At different times I’ve thought better girls came from better weed, flashier cars, more stylish clothes, fatter wallets, or higher social status. Nope, I think its just more heart and maybe smelling like an orange. 🙂 Yeah thats very wise renny!😉 For me what always spoiled my relationships was giving too much importance to sex… I know what you mean renny one cant blame lovers when things don’t work it all comes down to ones oneself in the end… [Next page](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046.md?page=2)