# The Perfect Girlfriend! **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [June 10, 2007, 10:07am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046 "2007-06-10T10:07:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 9:12am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/21 "2007-10-14T09:12:00Z")
> [@flaming](#): > > Lucky Man > > Yeah Phoenix i really think thats so important to “like” the girl. And for her to “like” you likewise… it’s great when she’s into you in a non-needy way.. ---
**Author:** ![MadisonTate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@MadisonTate](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/MadisonTate)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 9:14am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/22 "2007-10-14T09:14:18Z")
personally, i blame all my spoiled relationships on my tendency to hook up with women who are _ **THIS POST HAS BEEN CENSORED** _ ---
**Author:** ![flaming](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/flaming/32/212_2.png) [@flaming](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/flaming)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 9:23am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/23 "2007-10-14T09:23:34Z")
i just got a text from her It reads I FEEL LIKE I STUMBLED ACROSS SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL WITH YOU I’M SO HAPPY ABOUT IT So id say she likes me lol ---
**Author:** ![flaming](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/flaming/32/212_2.png) [@flaming](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/flaming)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 9:27am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/24 "2007-10-14T09:27:05Z")
> [@MadisonTate](#): > > personally, i blame all my spoiled relationships on my tendency to hook up with women who are _ **THIS POST HAS BEEN CENSORED** _ I have felt like that at times too Tater but i ask myself what the .uck was i thinking …when i asked her to marry me ect;🙄 Thats why i cant blame em… ---
**Author:** ![MadisonTate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@MadisonTate](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/MadisonTate)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 9:33am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/25 "2007-10-14T09:33:25Z")
> [@flaming](#): > > i ask myself what the .uck was i thinking No, thats different. Thats what i think when i go to work some days. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![flaming](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/flaming/32/212_2.png) [@flaming](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/flaming)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2007, 9:38am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/26 "2007-10-14T09:38:06Z")
ha ha ha man you must be a stand up comedian Tater you really are a funny man! ---
**Author:** ![Mtnjim](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mtnjim/32/2010_2.png) [@Mtnjim](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mtnjim)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 5:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/27 "2007-10-15T17:25:22Z")
> [@MadisonTate](#): > > personally, i blame all my spoiled relationships on my tendency to hook up with women who are\*\* _ **THIS POST HAS BEEN CENSORED** _\*\* So much for “Live and Uncensored”. ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/28 "2007-10-15T19:05:25Z")
> [@Mtnjim](#): > > So much for “Live and Uncensored”. More like self-censored I thought… was I wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Gone\_with\_the\_Wind](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/gone_with_the_wind/32/2227_2.png) [@Gone\_with\_the\_Wind](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Gone_with_the_Wind)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 12:47am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/29 "2007-10-16T00:47:44Z")
> [@Phoenix](#): > > Found this at this site: > [BinkHaha.com: The Perfect Girlfriend](http://www.binkhaha.com/news.php?item.65.10) > > **…** > I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big breasts. And a flat head to set the beer on? ---
**Author:** ![flaming](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/flaming/32/212_2.png) [@flaming](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/flaming)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/30 "2007-10-16T02:33:35Z")
im forty and thats not my ideal Gone but each to there own 😃 ---
**Author:** ![M\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@M\_M](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/M_M)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:51am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/31 "2007-10-16T02:51:14Z")
Must came from the same book that had _ **“How Adam Got Eve”** _ Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion, and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?” God replied, “An arm and a leg.” Then Adam asked, “What can I get for a rib?” Of course the rest is history … 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 8:14am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/32 "2007-10-16T08:14:37Z")
> [@Gone\_with\_the\_Wind](#): > > And a flat head to set the beer on? I’m not 40 yet…😮😮😮 that’s the author of that web article… ---
**Author:** ![Mohammad\_Shah](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mohammad_shah/32/873_2.png) [@Mohammad\_Shah](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mohammad_Shah)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:02pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/33 "2007-10-16T14:02:53Z")
> [@Phoenix](#): > > In fact I’m expecting that some people will tell me ‘she’s your daughter’…😃😃😃😃 HaHaHa!😃 I have already received that remark many times!!!😃 I always feel like want to strangle those who said that to me!!😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mohammad\_Shah](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mohammad_shah/32/873_2.png) [@Mohammad\_Shah](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mohammad_Shah)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/34 "2007-10-16T14:06:25Z")
> [@flaming](#): > > For me what always spoiled my relationships was giving too much importance to sex… …and that’s the reason why I told you not to use Horny Goat Weed!!!😛 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![flaming](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/flaming/32/212_2.png) [@flaming](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/flaming)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/35 "2007-10-17T03:07:39Z")
no no Mohammad im a changed man 😃 …and im loving that stuff 😉 ---
**Author:** ![M\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@M\_M](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/M_M)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 3:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/36 "2007-10-17T15:25:12Z")
> [@Mohammad\_Shah](#): > > …and that’s the reason why I told you not to use Horny Goat Weed!!!😛 😃 😃 😃 Alright, **Shah and Flaming**! 😠 How much of the stuff do you guys take (mcgs)? I tried it once, and felt nothing different. ☹ I’d like to know … How much you take? How long were you taking it until you actually felt a different? How old you are? Annnd, your body weight? I’m beginning to wonder if a 275 pounder should up the dosage. :o Thankyous! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![smoothplayer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@smoothplayer](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/smoothplayer)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2007, 4:08pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/37 "2007-10-17T16:08:02Z")
That seriously made me LOL! Thanks for the laugh! ---
**Author:** ![Mohammad\_Shah](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mohammad_shah/32/873_2.png) [@Mohammad\_Shah](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mohammad_Shah)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 1:56am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/38 "2007-10-18T01:56:57Z")
> [@M\_M](#): > > Alright, **Shah and Flaming**! 😠 > > How much of the stuff do you guys take (mcgs)? I tried it once, and felt nothing different. ☹ > > I’d like to know … > > How much you take? > > I take many kinds of aphrodisiacs, actually. I take Horny Goat Weed 3000mg daily.😃 > > How long were you taking it until you actually felt a different? > > Usually herbs supplement take a lil bit time to notice changes, but when I start taking it, I notice “improvements” within a week. > > How old you are? > > Well, I’m 42:o , but please don’t tell the whole world OK. I just dyed my hair black! I told my GF that I’m 32!!! HeHeHe!! > > Annnd, your body weight? > > Excuse me, Officer! Am I under arrest?? These are not Antrax powder! These are my grandmother’s herbs which I bring along on my vacation here!😛 OK! OK! Don’t shoot!!! My weight is 70 kgs (154 lbs) > > I’m beginning to wonder if a 275 pounder should up the dosage. :o > > Just follow the recommended doses. My advice is to take it constantly at least 3 - 6 months to have the maximum result. Most people want instant results, but good results always take lil bit time to ‘accomplish’ and the effects last longer. > > Thankyous! 😉 You’re most welcome, Sir! ---
**Author:** ![Mohammad\_Shah](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mohammad_shah/32/873_2.png) [@Mohammad\_Shah](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mohammad_Shah)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 2:05am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/39 "2007-10-18T02:05:17Z")
> [@smoothplayer](#): > > That seriously made me LOL! Thanks for the laugh! …😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![flaming](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/flaming/32/212_2.png) [@flaming](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/flaming)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 9:08am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046/40 "2007-10-18T09:08:06Z")
Just listen to Mohammad he is the Aphrodisiacs 😉 I take two tablets of horny goat weed not sure of the wait of that M&M.I started noticing an (effect he he he) within the first few days. Good thing too because now i can keep up with my new LTR. Im 40 6 ft and just over 70kg [Previous page](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046.md?page=1) [Next page](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-perfect-girlfriend/4046.md?page=3)