# The Phero-induced ramblings of a madwoman...

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918>\
**Category:** Women's Journals\
**Created:** [February 5, 2008, 11:10pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918 "2008-02-05T23:10:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/41 "2008-07-23T14:35:17Z")

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Geez, thanks everyone - I could cry!

Hmmmm. Snogging my supervisor? Not on your nellie! He is a sweet little orthodox jewish doctor- oy! \<retches loudly\> LOL LOL

Well, thanks for the carte blanche ladies. WATCH OUT!!!

Kitten, I love your creative replies. I still want mark to tape his gorrilla noised-infused exploits with that girl. That would be a great thing for him to post in the lounge!

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**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/42 "2008-07-23T15:42:07Z")

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> [@phernoob](#):
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> Hmmmm. Snogging my supervisor? Not on your nellie! He is a sweet little orthodox jewish doctor- oy!

Yeah - well - careful - its often those sweet little orthodox/conservative types who actually go for the mistress/dungeon thing … lol. Kinda the polarized opposite of the repressed female librarian/teacher character …

There - that oughta help give you some great mental imagery next time you see him. Have a great day at work, honey - lol.

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**Author:** ![Kitten](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/kitten/32/1051_2.png) [@Kitten](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Kitten)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/43 "2008-07-23T16:03:24Z")

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I really should direct porn. It would be a lot more interesting than what is out there now.

Let’s do this. Noob can be the beef jerky dominatrix and Bosshank can do the recruiting since he understands the sexual psyches of orthodox Jewish doctors. Mark will be the gorilla foot man. Wonder who would be silly…I mean _awesome_ enough to be Mark’s partner? Maybe Bella? DJ, you can choose the wokka wokka music for the background. And Tisha can design the cover since she is so good at picking out pictures. 🙂 Yeah.

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**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/44 "2008-07-23T16:07:05Z")

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> [@phernoob](#):
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> Hmmmm. Snogging my supervisor? Not on your nellie! He is a sweet little orthodox Jewish doctor- oy! \<retches loudly\> LOL LOL

Well he is a doctor… 😃

Snogging coworkers is never a good idea, especially those who could terminate your job if you try to break off the relationship, or get caught in another relationship by someone who does not like to share.

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**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 1:01pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/45 "2008-07-24T13:01:35Z")

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> [@woofie2](#):
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> Well he is a doctor… 😃
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> Snogging coworkers is never a good idea, especially those who could terminate your job if you try to break off the relationship, or get caught in another relationship by someone who does not like to share.

-Snogging coworkers is NOT a good idea. It gets you pregnant at the company christmas party followed by 3 kids, a 2200 a month mortgage, a minivan. Then, years later, the snogging disappears mysteriously… Possibly due to the embarassment of driving a minivan.

Kitten - I think you are on to something… Have you ever seen the movie “Eating Raoul?” I think its from the 80s. One of those weird cult classics.

Anyway, it might get us all inspired. I will go and sharpen my beef jerky.

Kitten, would you wear one of those beret thingys and walk around with a megaphone? I think all famous directors do that.

Plus if its a porno, you could yell: “I said CUT… not C \_ \_ T you idiots!!!”

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**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 1:04pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/46 "2008-07-24T13:04:39Z")

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Kittenland Productions Presents:

(your title here)

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**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/47 "2008-07-24T14:11:40Z")

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> [@phernoob](#):
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> -Snogging coworkers is NOT a good idea. It gets you pregnant at the company christmas party followed by 3 kids, a 2200 a month mortgage, a minivan. Then, years later, the snogging disappears mysteriously… Possibly due to the embarassment of driving a minivan.

Do I want to ask?🙄

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**Author:** ![Takhisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Takhisis](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Takhisis)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 2:25pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/48 "2008-07-24T14:25:33Z")

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> [@Kitten](#):
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> In fact, if you tell me you’ve snogged your supervisor and committed multiple immoral acts with twin male Tibetan gymnasts in a Denny’s parking lot

Oh my!!

[http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2124/thisthreadisworthlesswiqd5.gif](http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2124/thisthreadisworthlesswiqd5.gif)

> [@phernoob](#):
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> -Snogging coworkers is NOT a good idea. It gets you pregnant at the company christmas party followed by 3 kids, a 2200 a month mortgage, a minivan. Then, years later, the snogging disappears mysteriously… Possibly due to the embarassment of driving a minivan.

Minivans should be distributed at sex ed courses as prevention then 😃

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**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/49 "2008-07-24T14:30:27Z")

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> [@phernoob](#):
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> -Snogging coworkers is NOT a good idea. It gets you pregnant at the company Christmas party followed by 3 kids, a 2200 a month mortgage, a minivan. Then, years later, the snogging disappears mysteriously… Possibly due to the embarrassment of driving a minivan.

Soccer mom or NASCAR dad?  
As I eluded, there is always trouble.

> [@Takhisis](#):
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> Minivans should be distributed at sex ed courses as prevention then 😃

Sex Ed classes for high school students should be held at McDonald’s during a major meal period, let the teens see kids at their worst, yelling, screaming and crying.

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**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/50 "2008-07-24T15:13:22Z")

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> [@woofie2](#):
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> Sex Ed classes for high school students should be held at McDonald’s during a major meal period, let the teens see kids at their worst, yelling, screaming and crying.

LOL - ain’t that the truth - probably outght to do it in Junior High …

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**Author:** ![Bella](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bella/32/1738_2.png) [@Bella](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bella)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/51 "2008-07-24T22:13:14Z")

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> [@Kitten](#):
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> I really should direct porn. It would be a lot more interesting than what is out there now.
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> Let’s do this. Noob can be the beef jerky dominatrix and Bosshank can do the recruiting since he understands the sexual psyches of orthodox Jewish doctors. _ **Mark will be the gorilla foot man. Wonder who would be silly…I mean awesome enough to be Mark’s partner? Maybe Bella?** _ DJ, you can choose the wokka wokka music for the background. And Tisha can design the cover since she is so good at picking out pictures. 🙂 Yeah.

Awesome?..dunno. Silly?..notsomuch. Crazy? You betcha! I’ll take on that “gorilla foot man”, anytime. He _needs a gal like me_ to rock his world! Fo’ shizzle! 😃 😉

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**Author:** ![Kitten](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/kitten/32/1051_2.png) [@Kitten](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Kitten)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:23am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/52 "2008-07-25T00:23:23Z")

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> I really should direct porn.

When did I write that? Yesterday? What was I _on_?? I haven’t been getting enough sleep lately–midterms. That is the only excuse I can think of.

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**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:24am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/53 "2008-07-25T00:24:51Z")

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OK. Bellas in — Let’s get started.

So, Mark and Bella are in charge of recruiting some “actors” with big parts. sorry I mean FOR big parts.

If I play my dominatrix part right, the male twin tibetan gymnasts will be so flagellated, they will pay us to film them.

What is the name of this anyway? Blowthinger?

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**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:43am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/54 "2008-07-25T00:43:23Z")

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> [@Kitten](#):
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> I really should direct porn. It would be a lot more interesting than what is out there now.

> [@Kitten](#):
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> When did I write that? Yesterday? What was I _on_?? I haven’t been getting enough sleep lately–midterms. That is the only excuse I can think of.

Yeah, sure, right … 🙄 Too late to back out now … considering you started the whole thing … lol.😛

By the way … exactly which of the current crop of movies did you find so uninteresting and why? Just curious … 😛

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**Author:** ![Kitten](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/kitten/32/1051_2.png) [@Kitten](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Kitten)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:59am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/55 "2008-07-25T00:59:36Z")

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> [@bosshank](#):
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> Yeah, sure, right … 🙄 Too late to back out now … considering you started the whole thing … lol.😛
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> By the way … exactly which of the current crop of movies did you find so uninteresting and why? Just curious … 😛

Awright. If Bosshank says I haaaaaaaaave to direct porn, I guess I will. Of course, I have never actually _watched_ this “porn” of which you speak. I’ve only watched the PG-13 rated trailers for it–for the sake of my virgin eyes etc. 🙄

Phernoob, yes I shall wear a beret, and a monocle, and I’ll yell into one of those cone things. “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaction!!!” 🆒

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**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 1:19am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/56 "2008-07-25T01:19:52Z")

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> [@Kitten](#):
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> I really should direct porn. It would be a lot more interesting than what is out there now.

> [@Kitten](#):
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> Of course, I have never actually _watched_ this “porn” of which you speak …

Of which _I_ speak … ?

But because you’re a friend I’ll let you slide on this one … 😛

Don’t ask, don’t tell.

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**Author:** ![phernoob](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phernoob/32/180_2.png) [@phernoob](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/phernoob)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 1:33am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/57 "2008-07-25T01:33:23Z")

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Oh Boss. None of us ladies have actually ever SEEN a porno. Its just that men talk about them so much, we can almost imagine…

We are too delicate for that. But we will manage somehow.

Hey, who is gonna be our fluffer?

Not sure what that is, but we might need one or two. Do they plump up the pillows on the Bed of Desire in the Dungeon of Flagellation?

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**Author:** ![Bella](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bella/32/1738_2.png) [@Bella](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bella)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:46pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/58 "2008-07-25T12:46:11Z")

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> [@phernoob](#):
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> _ **Hey, who is gonna be our fluffer?** _
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> _ **Not sure what that is, but we might need one or two. Do they plump up the pillows on the Bed of Desire in the Dungeon of Flagellation?** _

Ah…not exactly. 🙄

[Fluffer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffer)

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**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/59 "2008-07-25T13:08:32Z")

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> [@phernoob](#):
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> Oh Boss. None of us ladies have actually ever SEEN a porno. Its just that men talk about them so much, we can almost imagine…

Sure you have, surely you have flipped across Cinemax after 10 PM at least once.😮  
Nowhere is the law written that porn has to be hardcore.

Porn is just like having sex with a few extra people around, you have a camera person, or two, and a director telling you what to do, and someone fiddling with the lights. Then they go back and rerecord the voices to cover the other sounds, just like the real movies.

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**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-phero-induced-ramblings-of-a-madwoman/8918/60 "2008-07-25T16:26:44Z")

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> [@phernoob](#):
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> Hey, who is gonna be our fluffer?

> [@Bella](#):
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> Ah…not exactly. 🙄
> 
> [Fluffer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffer)

Sounds like a good “hands on” job for Phernoob … 😛

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