# The Soldier and the Nun

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-soldier-and-the-nun/10367>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [March 24, 2008, 11:18am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-soldier-and-the-nun/10367 "2008-03-24T11:18:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2008, 11:18am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-soldier-and-the-nun/10367/1 "2008-03-24T11:18:40Z")

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A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out  
of breath he asked, “Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a  
few minutes. I’ll explain WHY later.”

The nun agreed.

Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked,

“Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??”

The nun replied, “He went that way.”

After the MP’s disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough Sister, but you see I don’t want to go to Iraq.”

The nun said, “I think I can fully understand your fear.”

The soldier added, “I hope you don’t think me rude or impertinent, but  
you have a great pair of legs!”

The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have  
seen a great pair of balls…I don’t want to go to Iraq either.”

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**Author:** ![z414a4d](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/z414a4d/32/1299_2.png) [@z414a4d](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/z414a4d)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-soldier-and-the-nun/10367/2 "2008-04-02T19:31:30Z")

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sorry for the delay - gotta give props for this one though. Good stuff.

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**Author:** ![Phoenix](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/phoenix/32/673_2.png) [@Phoenix](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Phoenix)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-soldier-and-the-nun/10367/3 "2008-04-02T19:58:45Z")

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> [@z414a4d](#):
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> sorry for the delay - gotta give props for this one though. Good stuff.

thanks!!!

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**Author:** ![z414a4d](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/z414a4d/32/1299_2.png) [@z414a4d](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/z414a4d)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-soldier-and-the-nun/10367/4 "2008-04-02T20:08:11Z")

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you know it man - you know im on top of the jokes section here !

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**Author:** ![Bigjake](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/bigjake/32/731_2.png) [@Bigjake](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Bigjake)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-soldier-and-the-nun/10367/5 "2008-04-05T19:08:01Z")

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ROFLMAO! That was great!