# The testosterone chronicles **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [April 6, 2007, 7:02am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-testosterone-chronicles/2945 "2007-04-06T07:02:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![toilofday](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/toilofday/32/371_2.png) [@toilofday](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/toilofday)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 7:02am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-testosterone-chronicles/2945/1 "2007-04-06T07:02:54Z")
This thread is inspired by my evening tonight. My buddy calls me up at 1:00am to see what I am up to. He’s meeting up with buddy #2 as he is getting off work. We all decided to go to a local bar (pretty red neck but close to everybody). After a couple drinks and a few games of tekken tag we notice a group of guys arm wrestling. There is this BIG Burrly 40ish year old guy who is beating everybody. Being a rather large guy myself and with a lack of competition in my life since sports back in the day, I decide to challenge him. I jump in after he rests up a bit and with an official start the battle begins. It was a pretty tough match. It was dead even for a good 30 seconds. For the next 30 to 40 seconds I’m slowly gaing. I kept pumping his arm until I had finaly beat him. I then was challenged by a few of the people who he beat just to see what kind of arm I had. Then my buddy #2 stepped in an gave a decent challenge. After all this, Big dude challenged me again. It was a more fair match as we both had the same amount of muscle use, but I still took him down. I was a little worried for a bit on the second bout when I didn’t get a decent lead and started to lose ground. Total for the night I won 3 major battles and few small ones. Arm wrestling with rednecks is so much fun. Alright men! Lets hear your testosterone adventures. ---
**Author:** ![Nunya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac8455/32.png) [@Nunya](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Nunya)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-testosterone-chronicles/2945/2 "2007-04-09T21:11:25Z")
_lmao_ it seems no one has testosterone adventures except you. nicely done. ---
**Author:** ![toilofday](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/toilofday/32/371_2.png) [@toilofday](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/toilofday)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 10:53pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-testosterone-chronicles/2945/3 "2007-04-09T22:53:31Z")
Maybe there are just less rednecks everywhere else to produce similar situations. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Nunya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac8455/32.png) [@Nunya](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Nunya)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 11:26am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-testosterone-chronicles/2945/4 "2007-04-10T11:26:51Z")
yeah i have to admit my forays into redneck bars definitely haven’t included armwrestling. seeing a guy named scout karaokeing to freebird in a greasy basball cap, and then keeling right over? that’s in line with my experiences. ---
**Author:** ![Mtnjim](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mtnjim/32/2010_2.png) [@Mtnjim](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mtnjim)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-testosterone-chronicles/2945/5 "2007-04-10T17:21:22Z")
> [@Nunya](#): > > seeing a guy named scout karaokeing to freebird in a greasy basball cap, and then keeling right over? that’s in line with my experiences. I didn’t know you lived in my neighborhood. ---
**Author:** ![Nunya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac8455/32.png) [@Nunya](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Nunya)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-testosterone-chronicles/2945/6 "2007-04-10T17:42:48Z")
scout gets around… ---
**Author:** ![Rbt](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rbt/32/2066_2.png) [@Rbt](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Rbt)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 11:15pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-testosterone-chronicles/2945/7 "2007-04-15T23:15:29Z")
Last time I arm wrestled it was at a speed dating event… I lost… So much for that idea… ---
**Author:** ![Thalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@Thalion](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Thalion)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 11:45pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-testosterone-chronicles/2945/8 "2007-04-15T23:45:58Z")
> [@Rbt](#): > > Last time I arm wrestled it was at a speed dating event… > > I lost… > > So much for that idea… Sheesh, talk about strange speed dating events. The woman across the table beat you?!!! 😮 ---
**Author:** ![Rbt](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/rbt/32/2066_2.png) [@Rbt](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Rbt)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 12:45am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-testosterone-chronicles/2945/9 "2007-04-17T00:45:01Z")
> [@Thalion](#): > > Sheesh, talk about strange speed dating events. > > The woman across the table beat you?!!! 😮 Turns out she studied Tai Kwan Do… 😮 Me? I know karate, kenjutsu, and at least a half a dozen other Japanese words… 😛