# The Worlds Shortest Books **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [August 28, 2008, 2:32am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-worlds-shortest-books/18384 "2008-08-28T02:32:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2008, 2:32am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-worlds-shortest-books/18384/1 "2008-08-28T02:32:25Z")
THE VALUE OF PRE-WAR INTELLIGENCE by George W. Bush MY BORING TEENAGE YEARS by Miley Cyrus HOW TO BE GOOD by Amy Winehouse MY SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENCY by George Bush MY LIFE OF CELIBACY by Gene Simmons FUN THINGS TO DO IN TOLEDO POLISH WAR HEROES NATIVE ESPERANTO SPEAKERS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SUNSETS by Helen Keller HOW TO FIND OSAMA BIN LADEN by George Bush MOTHERHOOD by Britney Spears HOW TO LEAD A TEAM TO A WORLD SERIES by Barry Bonds HEALTHY FAST FOOD ULTIMATE GUIDE TO ACTING by Keanu Reeves JEWISH SPORTS LEGENDS PEOPLE WHO RESPECTED ME by Paula Abdul THE SCHIZOPHRENIC: AN UNAUTHORIZED AUTOBIOGRAPHY HOW TO GET A TAN WITH A BLOWTORCH HOW TO BE FUNNY by Gilbert Gottfried MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O J Simpson ZAGAT’S GUIDE TO CITIES WITHOUT A STARBUCKS THE ENGINEER’S GUIDE TO FASHION TO ALL THE MEN I’VE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen DeGeneres THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND DILBERT FAST & EFFICIENT WINDOWS PROGRAMS HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA GUN SAFETY by Dick Cheney THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman THE WILD YEARS by Al Gore BEATING A DRUG ADDICTION by Darryl Strawberry AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE DIFFERENT WAYS TO SPELL BOB DR. KEVORKIAN’S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES EASY UNIX ETHIOPIAN TIPS ON WORLD DOMINANCE EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN FRENCH HOSPITALITY GEORGE FOREMAN’S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES HOW TO SUSTAIN A MUSICAL CAREER by Art Garfunkel MIKE TYSON’S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE SPOTTED OWL RECIPES FRENCH MILITARY VICTORIES STAPLE YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY THE BOOK OF VIRTUES by Bill Clinton BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver HOW I BECAME A STUD by Kenny G FUN WITH UNIX HOW TO GET INTO THE SUPERBOWL by Dan Marino THINGS I CAN’T AFFORD by Bill Gates ---
**Author:** ![MarkL](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/markl/32/825_2.png) [@MarkL](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/MarkL)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 2:51am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-worlds-shortest-books/18384/2 "2008-09-06T02:51:34Z")
All right! Good work … ---
**Author:** ![Holmes](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/holmes/32/2128_2.png) [@Holmes](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Holmes)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 4:05am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-worlds-shortest-books/18384/3 "2008-09-06T04:05:57Z")
LEARN TO RAP by William F. Buckley LEARN TO READ by 50 Cent BILLBOARD GUIDE TO GERMAN FUNK JOAN RIVERS’ GUIDE TO NATURAL BEAUTY ANTI-AGING SECRETS by Mike Wallace I MAKE JOKE by Henry Kissinger THE STRAIGHT LIFE by Robert Downey Jr. HAPPINESS IS… by Fiona Apple (forward by Elizabeth Wurtzel) LESSONS IN LOVE by GG Allin DEEP THOUGHTS by Sarah Palin HERE’S MY PLAN by Barack Obama I SUCK by Donald Trump SUBSTANCE by Andy Warhol HOW TO BE A NICE GUY by David Caruso FUCK THIS FASHION SHIT by Carson Kressley LOSE WEIGHT WITH MARIO BATALI CURING ADHD WITH COCO PUFFS HOW TO COPE WITH FAILURE by Michael Phelps ---
**Author:** ![mark-in-dallas](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mark-in-dallas/32/860_2.png) [@mark-in-dallas](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/mark-in-dallas)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 6:51am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/the-worlds-shortest-books/18384/4 "2008-09-06T06:51:48Z")
Alright Holmes, yours were better than mine and got me LMAO. Reps to ya buddy!