# These squirrels are scaring the crap otta me!!

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**Created:** [May 6, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/these-squirrels-are-scaring-the-crap-otta-me/28729 "2009-05-06T22:09:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![nosemolester](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/nosemolester/32/1782_2.png) [@nosemolester](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/nosemolester)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/these-squirrels-are-scaring-the-crap-otta-me/28729/1 "2009-05-06T22:09:18Z")

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I can’t leave the house. I am afraid they are going to **bit me** or attack me.

Whenever I put pheros on they come out of everywhere start making noises and whipping their tailes around and staring at me. One time the female was extremely upset and was upset with everyone that came to my door!

Has anyone ever been attacked by an animal?

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**Author:** ![Mtnjim](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mtnjim/32/2010_2.png) [@Mtnjim](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mtnjim)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 10:57pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/these-squirrels-are-scaring-the-crap-otta-me/28729/2 "2009-05-06T22:57:32Z")

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They’re probably “protecting the babies” this time of year.

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**Author:** ![tisha23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@tisha23](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/tisha23)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2009, 1:44am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/these-squirrels-are-scaring-the-crap-otta-me/28729/3 "2009-05-07T01:44:09Z")

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Yep probably have babies near by. Long as you dont go near the babes they will leave you alone.

Tisha

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**Author:** ![Gone\_with\_the\_Wind](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/gone_with_the_wind/32/2227_2.png) [@Gone\_with\_the\_Wind](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Gone_with_the_Wind)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2009, 3:25am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/these-squirrels-are-scaring-the-crap-otta-me/28729/4 "2009-05-07T03:25:08Z")

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Sometimes people make a few posts on the forum and then drop off forever.

For some time now, I’ve been suspecting the squirrels.

😮

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**Author:** ![renny](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/renny/32/2104_2.png) [@renny](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/renny)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/these-squirrels-are-scaring-the-crap-otta-me/28729/5 "2009-05-07T16:04:28Z")

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Here’s a whole slew of ideas on what to do with obnoxious squirrels 😃

[Squirrel Recipes](http://www.backwoodsbound.com/zsquir.html)

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**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 3:11am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/these-squirrels-are-scaring-the-crap-otta-me/28729/6 "2009-05-08T03:11:33Z")

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Check out where the nest is up in the tree - probably close to the door.

They are aggressive and vengeful little buggers. And destructive when they want to be. Be careful.

If all else fails break out the .22 rifle and follow Renny’s lead …

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**Author:** ![Mtnjim](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/mtnjim/32/2010_2.png) [@Mtnjim](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Mtnjim)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/these-squirrels-are-scaring-the-crap-otta-me/28729/7 "2009-05-08T18:37:34Z")

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> [@bosshank](#):
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> If all else fails break out the .22 rifle and follow Renny’s lead …

And don’t let the fuzzy rats [go to waste](http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/07/dining/07squirrel.html).:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![diamond](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/diamond/32/859_2.png) [@diamond](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/diamond)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/these-squirrels-are-scaring-the-crap-otta-me/28729/8 "2009-05-08T18:47:21Z")

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Well, I could always do with a new hat…😉

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**Author:** ![renny](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/renny/32/2104_2.png) [@renny](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/renny)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/these-squirrels-are-scaring-the-crap-otta-me/28729/9 "2009-05-08T19:24:30Z")

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Ironic that the British Squirrels have red coats.

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**Author:** ![diamond](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/diamond/32/859_2.png) [@diamond](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/diamond)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/these-squirrels-are-scaring-the-crap-otta-me/28729/10 "2009-05-08T19:27:38Z")

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Even more ironic is the fact that they only live in 3 or 4 strongholds now, having been virtually wiped out by the invading American Grey Squirrel, most of which now have a reddish coat!! History reversing, perhaps?😕

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**Author:** ![renny](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/renny/32/2104_2.png) [@renny](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/renny)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/these-squirrels-are-scaring-the-crap-otta-me/28729/11 "2009-05-08T19:50:44Z")

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> [@diamond](#):
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> Even more ironic is the fact that they only live in 3 or 4 strongholds now, having been virtually wiped out by the invading American Grey Squirrel, most of which now have a reddish coat!! History reversing, perhaps?😕

Well, I gave you recipes ya want me to cook ‘em too? Scratch that, my folks are going to England for a vacation later this month. Ma will have ya’ll eating Squirrel an’ Dumplins in two shakes of a squirrel’s tail.

On a serious note, invasive species are bad no matter who’s species are doing the invading. Good luck “clobbering those damned yanks”. Never thought I’d say that. 😃

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**Author:** ![MuskCloud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f07891/32.png) [@MuskCloud](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/MuskCloud)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/these-squirrels-are-scaring-the-crap-otta-me/28729/12 "2009-05-08T20:33:07Z")

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Reds, greys and now blacks. Nature has entered a new player in the game.

A local mutation has given rise to a new squirrel that has the greys cowering. The mutant is larger, carries a thicker black coat, is more aggressive than the grey and has higher testosterone.

This presumably means higher [pheromone](https://a314.com/shop/) levels. They’re stealing the women - the lady greys love them and their population is expanding rapidly.

Mutant black squirrels. When’s the movie out? 🙄

Musk
