# Things that sound dirty on Halloween BUT aren't

**URL:** <https://pheromonetalk.com/t/things-that-sound-dirty-on-halloween-but-arent/22344>\
**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [October 31, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/things-that-sound-dirty-on-halloween-but-arent/22344 "2008-10-31T15:12:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wolfy](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/wolfy/32/965_2.png) [@Wolfy](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/Wolfy)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/things-that-sound-dirty-on-halloween-but-arent/22344/1 "2008-10-31T15:12:42Z")

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1. She’s a goblin!

2. I’d like to get a little something  
in the sack tonight.

3. Just get on your hands and  
knees and bob your head.

4. She’s got a couple of nice  
pumpkins on her porch.

5. If you just lick it,  
it will last longer.

6. Let me see your big sack.

7. Can I eat your zagnuts?

8. Have your mom check it  
before you put it in your mouth.

9. You scared me stiff!

And the dirtiest sounding but  
not-dirty Halloween saying is…

1. **He’s got candy spread out  
on the living room floor!**

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**Author:** ![bosshank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@bosshank](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/bosshank)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/things-that-sound-dirty-on-halloween-but-arent/22344/2 "2008-10-31T17:16:06Z")

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Hilarious … good ones for making the rounds …

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**Author:** ![SteveO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@SteveO](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/SteveO)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2008, 5:32pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/things-that-sound-dirty-on-halloween-but-arent/22344/3 "2008-10-31T17:32:33Z")

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Thanks for a good morning laugh 😃