# This is what marriage is all about!

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**Category:** Lounge\
**Created:** [June 11, 2007, 5:22pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/this-is-what-marriage-is-all-about/4069 "2007-06-11T17:22:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@sophie](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/sophie)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 5:22pm UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/this-is-what-marriage-is-all-about/4069/1 "2007-06-11T17:22:58Z")

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---------- Forwarded Message ----------  
\>“This is what marriage is really all about”  
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\>He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old  
\>man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed  
\>one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French  
\>fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of  
\>his wife.  
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\>He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down  
\>between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people  
\>around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were  
\>thinking, “That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the  
\>two of them.”  
\>  
\>As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He  
\>politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said  
\>they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.  
\>  
\>The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She  
\>sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping  
\>the drink.  
\>  
\>Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal  
\>for them. This time the old woman said “No, thank you, we are used to  
\>sharing everything.”  
\>  
\>As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the  
\>young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a  
\>single bite of food and asked “What is it you are waiting for?”  
\>  
\>She answered…  
\>  
\>(This is great)  
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\>\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*  
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\>\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*  
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\>“THE TEETH.” !!!

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**Author:** ![The\_Dutchess](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/flex016/user_avatar/pheromonetalk.com/the_dutchess/32/1279_2.png) [@The\_Dutchess](https://pheromonetalk.com/u/The_Dutchess)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 1:18am UTC](https://pheromonetalk.com/t/this-is-what-marriage-is-all-about/4069/2 "2007-06-14T01:18:18Z")

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Hahahaha!! 😃

I can usually figure out the punch line before I get to it, but I didn’t guess on that one.